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What did your tits look like again? I forgot.

>>18549976
Here's how you lose weight
Do 10x fork putdowns every day

That is, stop fucking eating you cow
The ratio between calories eaten and work done is absurdly biased between eaten shit.

Stop eating. Eating one single spoonful of carbs is 20 minutes of exercise.

Just stop eating.
That's for losing fat.
But if you want muscle.
Keep eating and go to the gym every other day.

R u gonna help or not

Girls, what sort of pubic hair care do you like most on guys? Shaved, trimmed etc

How do you start messaging a girl for the first time if you live in the same dorm together but don't share courses? I'm interested in her and we're on decent terms but I'm not sure if it's worth taking a shot. I have her on snapchat so maybe that's a good place to start?

I asked this in the last thread but it slipped between the cracks near the end.

Girls: I recently met the girl my friend has been casually going out with for a few weeks. Unexpectedly she's great and he treats her pretty badly and she's also fairly shy. He's thinking of just breaking it off soon but she seems absolutely perfect for me, so I might get her number off him.

Problem is though, how the fuck do I message her? How do I start off with someone better than "Hey I got your number off Anon and thought we could go get some coffee?"

I just can't think of a natural and casual way of starting to talk to her.

>>18549812
/fit/fag here
Improving for women is stupid

However, not improving is stupider still.
If wanting a thin sexy gf is what gets you in the gym, then do it.
You'll find out soon that lifting is its own reward. Do it enough and you'll not even feel good about yourself, others will recognize your achievement.
So it doesn't matter how you start, you just gotta keep going

I don't think it's a good motivator desu.
Improve yourself for your own benefit and enjoyment, so that the road to success will enjoyable regardless of whatever potholes you hit along the way.

Eh, I'm anorexic for that exact reason. I starve and excessively work out so I can look like that woman and therefore get a man.
Since my only goal and purpose in life is to be someone's adoring wife who is perfect in every way, so much he would never leave me or cheat on me and I can always be secure in our relationship because I'm the best of the best and he won't find any better,
this method seems logical to me. If you aint first youre last when it comes to looks in dating. They will ALWAYS leave you for a hotter mate, so you just have to make sure you're the hottest one and remain the hottest one.

>>18549577
doesn't sound like your really interested or motivated about what you're doing
maybe you need a life change.

in short, no you didn't ruin your life. life is more flexible than that

>>18549596
I'm a sophomore at this point. Every class I've taken has been required and boring. Next semester I'll have a class actually related to my major for the first time so I'm hoping I enjoy it.

I also work full time and it might be a big part of why my grades are so horrible.

Internship, now while you are still taking classes

search "pathways program" and gain work experience, It's actually more valuable than a degree nowadays.

guys please help she's already on the way and I can't cancel now and miss out on that bussy

You are fucking idiot. Say nothing. Let her use the bathroom, if she asks. When she uses it and it overflows, she will think she fucked it up. And then you say, o shit, o well I dont think I can fix it, or try to fix it in vain and say you will do it later.

>>18549385
not only is that nasty as shit (I don't want to clean up someone else's piss and/or shit off my bathroom floor) but also the bowl is already filled with piss-water

>>18549299
idk OP but it sounds like she has issues. if you like that kind of thing cool, if you don't then maybe you both aren't compatible sexually.

>>18549299
Yeah, you should ask when she developed that attitude, or if you don't wanna know "when" then ask "why" she likes it. Just ask you sperg, and compromise, she's just saying she's your little slut. Better than just A slut.

>>18549299
dude, a girl saying "I'm your little slut" isn't degrading, are you 12? she's just acknowledging that you're her man and that you treat her like a woman should be treated. she's yielding to your authority. you are lucky and have a good woman, don't be a pussy about it.

C builds off of basic concepts.
To get ahead of the game, there are plenty of free courses you can view online.

Just search for intro to c programming.
Articles and vids everywhere.

>>18549218
C is great to start with. Here's a video series that my college professor made for his students. It's a little dated but pretty much everything in it will help you.

>>18549814
oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQgk04Algg&list=PL96BE5469318EFC74

>>18549214
>I'm worried about him fetishizing me

I don't understand why this is a problem.

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>>18549214

> I'm a black femanon

0/10

>>18549214
At the end of the day, it's the same as any other relationship:
>If he takes a genuine interest in your life and your well-being, if you spend time together talking, going places, doing non-sexual things, then he really likes you
>If you don't have good conversations, and he only hits you up when he wants to fuck, then you're just a sex object to him

>>18549213
>leaning forward when I talk

This is a sign of attraction?

I hate it when women aren't blunt. Just something to keep in mind.

>>18549213

>Kind of think it's too soon to try and make a move or ask him out.

Why? I also don't see how its a better move to continue to play this weird signal reading game with him. Its obvious he's a bit of a social dullard so, if you want to take the next step then take it. Stop waiting around, its boring.

Never heard of a guy that cant cum. Maybe he is gay and forces himself to be attracted to you, but simply cant.

Like.. In the end he might simply think at least about whatever he wants, so i dont see how you could help him, since beeing unable to cum as a man sounds fishy as f. Talk to him about his fetisches, fantasies or what ever. Or he might simply lie to you for whatever reason.

>>18549212
Any chance he's on some new medication?

Break up with him and fuck Chad instead

I wouldn't consider it until after you're moved out

>>18549035
If you are independent, than just tell him straight out, OP. If he can't deal, fuck him, he shouldn't have impregnated your mother if he was going to hate his offspring because they liked dicks.

Also great image choice for the thread, haha.

>>18549020
fags

(test)

>>18549020
TO HELL

In general, if you feel that you're better than the people around you, the problem isn't with where you are, the problem is you.

>>18548760
bumping for interest. my gf and I have milk fetishes but dont want kids

>>18548760
All I know is that sometimes it's temporary or it only increases a small amount.

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>>18548760
Do you even google?
http://cherylsbreasttalk.myfastforum.org/HOW_TO_INDUCE_LACTATION_INFO__about627.html

Some girls can get milk just by hearing little babies scream. Some buy that milk pump and pump each morning like 15 minutes and after few weeks the milk starts flowing. Or just go to your doc to get prescribed right hormones.

But i have much better advice for you op. Fight with your body dismorphia. Not a single person on this planet is 100% happy with their body. If you can give your bf boner, your body is good enough.

>thouse child bearing hips, would impregnate again

>>18548730
You can't
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>>18548730
I don't think that's possible unless you get some type of plastic surgery.

>>18548730
>>18548730
https://www.square-jaw.style/documentation/square-jaw-theory/bite-force-relation-to-face-shape-and-ethnic-origins-face-variations-r9/

>Strong – and weak – muscle factors
Why are these differences in mandibular morphology important? In horizontal growers, the angles at which the muscles work produce much masticatory force. In vertical growers, the angles at which the muscles work produce much less force.12 Therefore, horizontal growers can be referred to as strong-muscled patients, and vertical growers can be referred to as weak-muscled, patients. In Figure 5, the morphological differences are highlighted between the two growth patterns as viewed on lateral cephalometric x-rays. The morphological differences are numerous, but five are especially diagnostic.

>The group with strong bite force showed small gonial angle, mandibular plane angle, the angle between occlusal plane and mandibular plane, the angle between palatal plane and mandibular plane, and long posterior height of face, length of mandibular body, length of ramus,facial depth. So they manifested the tendency to brachycephalic pattern, on the other hand, the group with weak bite force manifested the tendency to dolichocephalic pattern.

>>18548595
I wouldn't fuck your coworkers.

I imagine like a female chef, as a female CW or whatever you are, you put up with some shit to be who you are.

Why weaken your image among your male coworkers?

Download Tinder and bang some random guy if you are that honey. Or wait until you find the RIGHT guy and use a vibe or dildo until then

>>18548595
>>18548656
Yeah. If you just want this guy's sweet diq, why don't you look for that somewhere else?

Maybe she isn't going to work with him for a long time, though. She didn't specify.

also, what the hell do you mean "how?" just flirt with him. it's easy.

>>18548662
ITS NOT EASY

this guy is impossible to communicate with. he's really smart too, which means he'll see right thru any bullshit.

fyi you guys in construction you work thru jobs and we're near the end of this one, so no worries re: awkwardness.