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Does anyone know whether it's feasible to work full time 50 hours a week and also get an online Bachelor's in Mathematics for personal satisfaction? How hard is a BS in math? I am already mathematically inclined and have a Bachelor's in CS (obviously not up to Bachelor's in Mathematics standards, but it's better than Literature is all)
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>>18709988
That unpossible
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>>18709988
I'll answer your question by turning it upside down.

Most colleges recommend that students work no more than 15 hours a week while taking a full calss load.

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Situation: pretty much the subject name. That at the grown age of 18 being functional, doing well at school and going outside often, my parents really believe that I am retarded. Not in any figurative sense either. They believe that I am pic related.

This started when I was a few years old, even though I don't remember it I would engage in habitual head-banging... as far as I've read it's fairly common among attention seeking boys and almost never affects the brain unless they bang their heads against a saw blade. But from that basis my parents base all my occasional wrongdoings on the notion that I must be without a doubt fucking retarded.

What the fuck do I do /adv/? The other day I was at brunch with the family and when I'd forgotten take my order (texting my gf) my dad held me and begged the waiter to excuse "his ill son" and ordered for me. Wasn't even what I wanted.
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>>18709957
Tell them the facts. Your parents sound like the real retards. All there ideas about your retardation is based of bullshit assumptions. Even go to the doctor to prove your not retarded. Honestly your parents sound ignorant as fuck.
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>>18710021
My parents have a slew of books on child psychology that they only study to make sure that I'm just like "my friend's well-achieving son" or "my boss's athletic son." My dad is 150% more obsessed with this fabricated mental retardation I've been stricken with than my mom is but she won't hesitate to stick it to me that I am an idiot by medical standards. It's almost daily that they accuse me of being retarded and I actually get uneasy when it's not what I hear once a day walking down the hall to my room. My parents made sure to use their hands and shins to keep me from being uppity while the getting was good, even though that changed drastically as soon as I got grown.

When my dad once had the gumption to assault me with a stick for being late to something because I'm retarded (in the way that a guard strikes an aggressive prisoner with his baton) I barely fought him back. The motherfucker actually hit pretty hard too and drew blood from my face. He called the police as if 20 IQ 6'4 200 pound Hannibal Lecter had just broken free out of his house and was now terrorizing the inner city. His voice was trembling and he was sweating as if I actually put him in the brink of death.

Best option I'm considering is to run away at this point. I have a couple thousand bucks in my personal bank account and no college fund nor investment in a house. I won't be surprised to hear that advice being returned to me. I'll have to make it somehow... right?
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>>18710032
Seems like they get off to the idea of you being disabled. Like your a burden or some shit. I'm not sure. But it's clear from your posts your not stupid. But it's also apparent your parents are hard stuck on the belief your retarded. No matter of reason will fix this. They either deep down know it's false and don't care. Or they said it to themselves enough they believe it. I'd say run. But make that the last option look into alternatives.

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Iv been really depressed lately and always wanted a relationship i dont have many friends we maybe see each other once a year.
Iv dated some girls that where real down to earth oldschool but nothing sticked.im 27 dont look to bad i do get checked out have anxiety issues from health problems from my foot hurting constantly.iv lost my virginity to someone i dint really like or can remember her name (some older milf) i have cucked peoples wifes a few times it weird and been filmed.
I have a high sex drive if you cant tell by now.i have turned down women last one i did was at a bar seemed like she just wanted a one sight stand she was dressed like michal jackson so i wasnt feeling her thriller.
I eather find women that just want nsa and dont really like to do after sleeping with my friend that gave me chlamydia. Every women i try to get into a retaliationship with just tells me shure but no sex then i think about one of my exes i dated for a year that never slept with me but was with everyother guy and i say no your just a user.iv been in friends with benifits but stops more or not when you stop giving her a daily dick down.
Im just depressed as fuck cus women that get to know me like me but put me on the back burner i wouldnt say im a bad boy but im no fuck boy ether im in the middle im no asshole but have a smartass

I just really hate this the small things people take for granted i get jealous over. Couples holding hands people calling each other their pet names getting a phone call from their lover.
Every morning the last few months i wake up and my heart sinks wish i could find my type my best i do get out of the house go to placeses and have fun by myself but i dont want to be 40 and be forced to settle for trash.i just dont understand we have all this technology but no one wants to get out of their comfortzone ahem! Dating apps no one really goes on dates. Its just depressing why is it up to me to do everything and chase her when she could not be anything to me
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>>18709917
You sound like a fucking mess. Sort your shit out before you go out in the dating work.
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>18710030
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
Very slim pickins in my area for a sane woman or one thats not gonna use you

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I have always been pretty fucking angry.
Got into plenty of fights over small stuff like somebody sitting in my spot back in hs.
Even typing this I looked up at all the holes in the walls of my room.
Holes made from anger over simple normal stuff.
I won't get into much details, but a random guy- a trucker, who was carrying some stone for my father's company made a small mistake- got his truck stuck and he wasn't sorry for it.
I got enraged and somehow contained myself not to get into a fight and make my dad not pay him and stuff.
Half of me is furious and angry and says I am a huge pussy for not slaming his head on the cement, but the other half thinks I made the right decision and it was no big deal.
This kind of situation happens from time to time and I don't know If I am just overreacting, or I am just a huge pussy and I should grow a pair.

Help me out here.
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Being a man has nothing to do with being able to smash a guys head into the cement over something other than life and death. If he were trying to kill or rape someone that's a different story. In general, over reacting to stuff like that impresses no one and makes you llook like an ass. Controlling your emotions is a sign of maturity. If you ever marry or have children, you' don't want them to be afraid of you and you'll want to show them the difference. My father always taught me never start a fight but never walk away from one.
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>>18709856
Well I am a 4.9/5.0 Primary and 4.8/5.0 Secondary Psychopathy...well psychopath, so i don't really care about impressing anything, not even my parents. I guess that is a solid point, but I already know that. Atleast one half of my knows that. How can I convince myself that that half is right? That is the problem. I don't care about family or being mature, impressing anybody. I just want to smash smug faggot's head in the cement. Sometimes I do it and it feels great, but other times my "better" half wins and I don't, but then i feel really angry about it. But when I act upon my "bad" half I don't feel pity or empathy about it. I don't feel bad at all. I am just trying to be good from 2-3 years and it has been really hard. Can you give me a decent reason, besides "that is the right thing to do" kind of meme?
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>>18709887
Get a proper diagnosis. Online testing for psychopathy requires you to go forth choosing answers that are convenient to a facade of being a psychopath.

>so i don't really care about impressing anything, not even my parents.
This is not a psychopath trait. This is a lazy moron trait. Though it's not a good thing, psychopaths naturally try to impress people or make themselves impressionable to gain influence. What you have is convincing yourself that you are "too damn crazy to care about doing cool things."

>I just want to smash smug faggot's head in the cement.
We all want to. But if you're a psychopath you're not going to kill someone because he makes you angry, you kill someone so you can validate your personal ability to end displace someone from the mortal coil which will make a psycho feel immensely powerful.

>Sometimes I do it and it feels great, but other times my "better" half wins and I don't, but then i feel really angry about it.
Your idea is that the person you're going to fucking kill is gonna be a smug faggot that no one's going to miss. Except, you've focused your own "psychopathy" on the reason being that you'd happily kill someone that everybody hates vehemently... who wouldn't though? This isn't you lacking empathy, this is you creating this character who is a little shit and stomping his brains out. No one feels bad about doing something like that.

So a decent reason? You aren't a psychopath. Please get anger management.

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>catalog
>ctrl+f "girl"
>86 results

You guys are pathetic
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87 now.

Guess that also makes you pathetic?
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>>18709833
>>18709838
fpbp, always.
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>>18709833
http://prntscr .com/gjord2

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Has anyone held a successful romantic relationships with a family member an how did you tell others in your family who you're dating
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>>18709795
People are people. If you love someone or something, you don't care what other people think. You fight together as a team against all odds; even if that love interest is an inanimate object or a lifetime brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt...
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>>18709807
I agree my cousin and I have been dating for 6 months now were both in love were sexual both use protection and have discussed adoption if we go further

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How can I remove everything that I dont need like vidya and other distractions?
Give me some ideas
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Desperate bump
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>>18709786
Actually get rid of it
Try removing the things that are bad for you
Keep your shit unplugged if that's not enough put it in the closet for a weekend out of sight out of mind
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When I see questions like this, I really wonder why someone posted them when the answer is so ridiculously obvious. What am I missing before I move into my sarcastic mode an become insulting?

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So anons, i need help with this phone/costs

I was wondering if i can pay $199 for a prepaid Iphone 6 on Straight talk and not pay for anything else...

if i do have to pay would it be for a cell phone plan, or would i have to continue to pay for it until i have paid off the price on the apple website (around $500)

and if i don't have to pay any additional fees can I ditch straight talk and not have to pay the full price.

heres the phone vvv
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Straight-Talk-Apple-iPhone-6-32GB-Prepaid-Smartphone-Space-Gray/329264833?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222227084238247&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=196121960096&wl4=aud-310687321802:pla-312874347546&wl5=9004965&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=329264833&wl13=&veh=sem#read-more
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how the fuck do american phone works? can simcards only work with plans?
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>>18709841
The jews in america locked sim cards. For example: If you have an at&t phone you can not use it with a t-mobile sim card.
Most carriers will unlock your phone after you have their contract for a year or something.

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(Pic not related) Going through my first breakup and I need some advice. Her and I were together for almost a year. She ended it 4 days before our would-be anniversary. She said she wanted to focus on herself and her religion, and she doesn't have time for a relationship anymore. We both said we want to remain friends, but I haven't spoken to her since we broke up (almost a month ago now). I've seen her at school and I tense up and feel sick whenever I do, I don't want to lose her as a friend but just being around her reminds me of the breakup and what we had sadviolin.jpeg
Any advice is appreciated.
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Hey OP, I'm on my fifth year of being in a relationship and for months now I've felt like it's the end. I know she loves me but she isn't in love with me. I'm starting to see signs I should end it. She's brought up breaking up a few times but seems to back out at the last minute.
It really hurts OP I constantly feel alone when I'm with her now.
I'm grieving now and it isn't even officially over.
Thankfully I have my sister's and friends to support me. I believe they will help me through my time of need.
Sometimes OP it's just better this way. You have time to focus on yourself please take it. It's not fair to you to keep her in your life if you're still in love with her. She will only harm your mindstate anon.
Best regards and I'll do my best too.
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>>18709810
She really is a great person though and I dont have any friends that i can express my feelings and thoughts to like I did with her. I hope everything works out well for you anon, thank you for taking the time out to help me with this. I really appreciate it.
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>>18709828
I feel the same way about my girl. Its hard for me to open up. Ive been taught to keep it all in. Lately though little by little you come out of your shell.
Sometimes life just really throws a fucked up obstacle at you. How old are you if i may ask anon? How is school and the rest of life?

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how do you cheer yourself up when you are feeling like shit?
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Talk about it op. What's up?
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>>18709766
this

first step in coming over shit is letting it out by telling someone. and anonymous strangers on the internet seem like a perfect start.
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>>18709766
I don't know
I mean there is a million things, basically everything is bad all the time but that's always the case for me, nothing specific has happened recently

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The gist of the problem is that my crush is single, I want to ask her out but I have no idea how she feels about me. Pls hlp
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Just ask her out, who cares? Getting a gf is easy as shit, keeping one is the hard part anyway.
You ask her out, go a few times with her, feel the vibe. It's literally that easy. Hooooly fuck you people are oblivious.
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>>18709676
If she recently broke up, try to console her and wait a few weeks before slipping in the question for a date. If she didn't break up recently, just ask her if she wants to (activity) sometime.

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Best ways to deal with a girl you like (not as a friend) who calls you brother?
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Move on
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>>18709660
But but...nvm you're right lol

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For a year now, this girl and I have been the biggest part of each other's lives. We're each other's good mornings, each other's goodnights, and everything inbetween. There are no secrets between us, and we go out regularly. Without a doubt I can say that I love her.
Thing is, she can't do the same.

We're not seeing anyone or planning to. We're each other's closest person. Our tastes and interests are the same, we're very warm and touchy towards each other despite being very cold and distant to others. Everything points to us being more than just friends. Yet she won't even call me 'just a friend' because it doesn't feel right.

At first she needed months to think about it. Rationally, she says, we'd make the perfect couple and I'm her dream guy. It's easy for her to sum up the traits she likes about me the most. Yet emotionally she's not feeling it. Can't even say it for sure, as it has taken her a longer time before to fall for someone apparently.

Recently she wanted to cut me off, because some time ago I'd spoken up about feeling led on and she felt guilty for still not getting those feelings after a full year and continuing to lead me on. In the end, she couldn't go through with it because she didn't want to lose me.

I have a great time with her, but I want more. I can't shake off the feeling that we could be more and those feelings might come if we start being more, but she's not comfortable going that far and shoots me down if I try to make a move beyond our usual closeness. What do I do? And no, I'm not going with a generic
>ditch her and move on
because that shit's cold and I'm not bitter enough to consider that.
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>>18709621
You're a time ho; an orbiter, emotional blanket, call it what you will but you're wasting time if you're not satisfied with just friendship which is what it sounds like.
What I would do:
Cut contact for 2 weeks, you might respond occasionally but never converse.
If she isn't begging for you by the end of the 2 weeks then nuke that shit and move on.
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Sounds like you're a nice guy and she's attracted to douchebags. Nothing wrong with being a nice guy but once Chad comes along and takes her out from under your nose it will hurt pretty bad so try and expand your circle a little. If you put all your eggs in this basket you will lose it sounds like.
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I need to expand a little from above. I have had girls tell me that they straight up have daddy issues and know what they should want, i.e. kinda what you're going through but can never help but be attracted to scumbags for that very reason. It so ones like if she could chose to be attracted to you she would be but she can't. It's best to find you a woman with more self control and a more mature ideal of romance than trying to please her.

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> be me, 26 yrs old, succesful, medium looking, kind and nice guy
> meet 21 yrs old
> 1st date on friday, had diner
> it was very nice ofc I paid
> left the restaurant she asked if I want to go to her
> ohshit.jpg I am still a virgin, excited as fuck. She doesn't know.
> she showed me her flat she just moved in
> sit on the sofa and talked for 1 hr
> I had chili for lunch and I had to fart like a horse. my stomach was going crazy. ofc I didnt let her know.
> she started approaching, touching my hair and my belt
> I am still super excited and my stomach still fucked up
> she tells me I can stay over night
> I am like "lets take it easy", let's meet on sunday - she was fine with that
> went home and I was too gutless to give her a kiss

We were chatting and she canceled the date on sunday. She said she would have an other event she forgot about. I think she wasn't lying there. But still I notice that chatting with her is different now. No more emoticons etc. She is writing less. I didn't write her after she cancelled the 2nd date so she asked me if I am mad about it. I said no.
Well that's it, I dont know how to proceed now. I dont want to be too pushy but I really want to meet her again and fuck her. No we're casually chatting but it's not like before.

I know I acted like a beta, but pls help. Coming from /b to you I hope youre a little bit less retarded.
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>>18709617
Remove that 3DPD from my anime board!
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>>18709617
Fucked up m8. Move to next grill. There's no other way atm. You could try again after you've waited a while.

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How legit are those survey sites? Will I actually be making money by just taking surveys from home?

I need some extra cash to save up for a new laptop for college. Anybody have experience?
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>>18709614
you make way less than minimum wage, even on the legit ones
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>>18709630
how many a day and for how log to get enough to pay car insurance every month?

If anything it could be a possible money grab hobby while I listen to a podcast or something.

If not these, what are some better online jobs?
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>>18709636
I hate to break it to you, but if there were a bunch of good easy online jobs then everyone would have one. Really other than camwhoring and making things on etsy there aren't a lot of ways to make more just through the internet, especially not in a time efficient manner

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