It seems that I always fall in love with lesbians.
I am a man, but every girl i like, turn out to love the same sex more.
Has anyone had such an experience!
Sex change, problem solved.
>>18682860
I thought of it, believe me. I am loosing hope that there are normal girls out there.
There's a grill who I like really much and I'm really desperate about possibly loosing her. I like to be with her and want to be his BF but her attitude is weird. It's like sometimes she does things to me that a person who likes you does; however, other times she does things that would make me think she doesn't want anything other than friendship. I really don't want to fall into friendzone. Btw, to awkwardly unsecure to ask her out. What can I do /adv/?
>>18682821
>too awkward to ask her out
>desire something from girl
>girl does not fully reciprocate
Either ask her and be prepared to gain love at the risk of friendship, or stay beside her and watch her date other people because you're too busy spilling spaghetti to ask her out yourself and feel the crushing weight of longing for someone you can never be with.
Basically rip it off like a bandaid - there are other girls out there, and you can find them when you're not blinded by someone you've idolized.
>>18682821
Ask her out bro. Girls like it when a dude has guts abd can take the first step on asking out.
I'm in a relationship with a girl, but I feel bad because I'm hopelessly in love with another girl who doesn't love me back. How do I get over it?
Wish I knew. I'm actually in the same boat except the one I actually love does not reciprocate. I blocked on everything and no contact but still sick of it hurting this much
fuckin drop it and love the one you're with, a lot of people never even get to experience love so lower the bar and be happy with the woman you got
>>18682756
You clarify to the relationship girl that she doesn't mean much to you (but keep her for experience) and forget the other girl, day by day, then wait to fall in love again. That is, if love means much to you.
I'd rather not say why, but I need some way to track down someone based on their sex, city, age and first name alone. Those are all I have to go on, but I'm a bit lucky that her town is one of the smallest.
Any ideas?
>>18682752
We're not going to help you stalk your ex.
>>18682757
If she was an ex, I'd at least know her last name, wouldn't I?
>>18682752
Well, either you go into why, or you can fuck right off.
Does bluestacks work? Should I trust them with my info?
>>18682749
Yeah it does. I used to play plants vs. zombies 2 on it a few years ago.
>>18682760
Thanks anon
Can you use a royal farms gift card to buy tobacco?
>>18682645
Have you considered asking the person working at your local Royal Farms fas station?
For what it's worth typing "Can you use a royal farms gift card to buy tobacco?" they give you a general list of things the gift cards don't work for and tobacco is not on there but they say to go and ask your local store for details
>>18682702
*into Google
I lost the sentence
So I'm having problems starting an intimate relationship with a woman.
It's not that I'm unattractive, I have been approached by several beautiful girls.
One of them straight up said they wanted to have sex.
I'm just extremely socially inept when it comes to expressing my feelings to others and I don't even know how to start.
xD
xD
xD
Need your adv on my current relationship.
OK, so I have a gf for 2 months now, she is very lovely and passionate in private but she's like a stranger to me in public and around my/her friends. What's happening? We're both 28 y.o
>>18682591
Probably uncomfortable with PDA. Ask her, not us.
>>18682591
Possibly doesn't want to be treated like a groupie.
If a girl is all over a boy, people treat her differently.
>>18682594
I asked her why she behaves like this but she said she doesn't..
Wtf do I do? I hung out with this one poor kid and his house was nasty af covered in flees I got out of there as fast as I could but now I have fleas all over (just from being there for half an hour it's crazy)
Now they're getting so bad I can't even sleep because I keep feeling them crawl on me. Of course my good vacuum broke down and now I only have a shitty one that barely works and none of the attachments work on it
>>18682563
Buy a flea collar.
>>18682563
Take a shower, wash bed, go get some ridex while sheets are in the wash and follow the directions.
>>18682563
post pic of fleas
I want to get revenge on my father for humiliating and demeaning me my entire life. I want to emotionally hurt him, not physically. If you need more info I can provide.
>>18682555
Become successful. Cut all contact with him. Send him a letter explaining that you are successful despite not, and not because of him, and that the next time you see him it will be when you're pissing on his grave.
You would just be giving him more reason to be an ass to you if you go this route. Learn to move on from it and become a better person. Like the other anon said, the best revenge is living a good life without the person.
>>18682564
fantastic advice. unfortunately the fact that OP is in the position where he's obsessed with paying his father back means he's not in a very successful place in his life, which is why he's dwelling on his father
Aye faggots
My college roommate got a gf and now they're more annoying than ever.
As a virginloserman I am annoyed by their constant make-out noises, the fact that they lock up inner and outer doors when I leave and shout at me if I don't knock and wait for them to unlock the doors ( I mean, if I'd lock up to jack it, they would unlock the doors and if I told them to not do that they would laugh at me and a lot of people would hear about it), they also like watching movies late, which is annoying when I have to wake up at 5 am to go to work. They also like making mean comments and I have gone into cold fish mode and now they think that I'm mad at them.
Their relationship makes me feel out of place in my room, and generally reminds me that I'm a virginloser with no friends.
Am I a dick for disliking their relationship?
Naw OP, it's totally fine, you can't change you hating them. Have you tried looking for a new apt.?
I live in a dorm and currently there is no chance of changing rooms, since the college year is starting and all of the rooms are filled. So I can't really move anywhere, the dorm is cheap and I'm not really loaded with cash.
I'm going to college for a degree in computer forensics
>Do you think computer forensics is a good career?
>Are there any anons on this board who are pursuing the same degree?
Should be good George
so FedEx lost my package, the package was signed by 'wwilliams' and nobody knows who this is. my claim got denied because according to FedEx told me shipper should file the claim, and my shipper would open a claim but he's taking time and are not that keen about it (saying FedEx would contact him but FedEx says shipper have to initiate).
so I spent my 600 dollars and that package was lost. I don't even know what to do. it's FedEx's fault for delivering to wrong person but shipper didn't do any wrong. police doesn't really take this seriously(told me to wait for FedEx but they ain't doing shit about this). Can I sue shipper or FedEx? this is just so fucked.
>>18682269
What method of payment did you use?
>>18682275
PayPal. bought off eBay
>>18682281
Then you are 100% covered via PAYPAL. Do not file a dispute via ebay, file the dispute via PAYPAL. You will get all your money back as delivery never took place. The seller and shipper will be REAL motivated to start that claims process once the money is returned to you.
how do I clean my ass and her ass out well enough for a few sessions of rimming?
>>18682266
With your tongue?
>>18682271
I haven't been around this board in a while. it used to be serious advice, I didn't know it devolved into a troll board.
>>18682266
enema
bidet
no two ways about it anon, something's gonna have to go in there
Just moved into new apartment with qt gf. It's real nice, but outside our second story window we see a few dregs at any given time. My girlfriend saw a dude shoot up in our first hour in the place. What I need is a deterrent to get them out of the parking lot outside our place. GF suggests calling the cops, but Canadian cops don't do shit like that, especially in Vancouver. I was thinking of using a sound grenade to ward them off. Any suggestions?
>>18682199
a friend of mine built me a fake security camera, she said it would keep the druggies away from my apartment, put it in a visable location and now they don't go near that ally
Bumperino for the extermination off all (((homeless)))