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I was being a retard, so I punched myself in the head for it. Then, I realized that punching yourself in the head kills brain cells, thus making me even more retarded than I already was, so it's retarded to punch yourself in the head. Thus, I punched myself in the head a second time for being even more retarded. Now I'm stuck in an infinite cycle of punching myself in the head for being increasingly more retarded.
What do?
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I baked some mac and cheese using cannabis butter. We ate our carefukky measured servings and got high and got the munchies and saw that there was mac and cheese on the counter. A vicious cycle ensued and we were stoned for days. The lesson us that I lost too many brain cells to help your bait, anon.
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That's a very prominent symptom of autism or aspergers, something on the scale. Please seek a therapist or ask your parents to help you find one for a proper diagnosis and treatment.
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>>18494084
You aren't all stupid because you realize you are stupid
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I like a gril quite a lot, and she's very friendly and jokes around with me, but not very much. She some times looks at me randomly. Thing is I want to ask her out but dont want to risk rejection and any chance of even being friends with her without severe awkwardness. How do I tell her I like her subtly in conversation and not go full autismo?
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Youre not supposed to tell them you like them. The gesture itself is already autismo.
Youre supposed to figure out how to read if a girl likes you, then hang and let sexual tension do its thing.
Girls are crazy obvious when they like you. They go way the fuck out of their way to talk to you (especially with social media and cellphones now), morning noon and night, ask what your plans are constantly, and when you hang she tries to be really close to you. Especially in a group, shell follow you anywhere and youll be the obvious preferred one in the group.
If you reveal your feelings like "hey i kinda like you" youre gonna get slammed with a "i dont wanna ruin the friendship".
Anyway... If the feeling isnt returned (which as pointed out above should be dead obvious) then it aint gonna happen. Forget her and move on.
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>>18494071
when you catch her looking at you,
turn towards her and say something like
"Do u like what u see?"
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Be like, "Hey, I like you, wanna hang out?"
Literally the worst thing that can happen is she says no.
And if she does, just say "Ah well, catch you later!"
Congratulations, you played it off confidently and don't look any worse for wear.
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So I've been looking for work all summer break and not shit has come of it.
>Tried teaching english online
>Company that ran the program was absolute cancer and screwed me numerous times
>Tried again with another company, and they were just as shady, so I quit
>Got a job at a local gym opening for them at 5 AM, but they cut my hours within 3 weeks and hired another person, even though I did my job very well, the manager did not like me
>Moved on from that as well
The hiring process for the two online jobs were VERY long, so it ended up being a waste of time. I've just been browsing job recruitment sites and want to fucking kill myself.
How does one locate a job that won't fuck them,and make them not want to die these days? This shit is seriously depressing, and nothing ever goes right for me.
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Friends. Rarely do good jobs come along if it's not from a reference or friend that gets you in. Find out where your friends work, ask them if they're hiring, and if they could put in word for you. If not at the same place, then the company in general.
Also don't feel entitled or have high expectations. Start working wherever you can even if it's a fast food place. Go up the ranks and become a manager then use that to get a higher better paying position elsewhere. You have to be willing to work for good work.
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I have a 2004 dodge neon. Do i get a 1700 dollar repair on some tire control rod shit that is basically worn the shit out or do I get a new car. I have the money to pay it off right now and I also have the money for a 20k or less ish used car. I don't give a fuck what I drive as long as its safe and doesn't suck up a ton of gas. I just got my brakes looked at a few months ago and they are currently good. Do I just get the fix and hope nothing else happens major for another year or so?
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Fix it yourself for $170 in parts and use the remainder of the money to buy your gf and her bull some coke and a decent camcorder.
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Unless you really love that car, a newer car is alway a better, safer, and more economical choice. Beware of the sunken cost fallacy too
>t. automotive engineer that unfortunatly loves his old cars
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>>18494052
I don't give a fuck about my car. I just dont want a loan. I hate owing money
I think imma take it someplace else for a second opinion. I just want to pay off some more of my school loans before I worr yabout a fuckign car loan
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Someone stole my mother's bike. How do I get it back without getting the police involved? 2017-07-07 06:40:21 Post No.18494041
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Someone stole my mother's bike. How do I get it back without getting the police involved?
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About a week ago, my mom bought a bike for $10 probably from a garage sale. A week later, it was stolen. She put it on the front porch from the last time she used it. The next day, she told me that the bike is gone. I told she that we should call the polices, but she insisted that we shouldn't. What could I do to get it back without getting the polices involved?
FYI: Me and my family lived in a very ghetto neighborhood. Most of the residents are blacks and Latinos.
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You'll never get it back. Even if you saw the people on it, chances are that in a Latino ghetto, they probably have a knife on them.
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Asked ur mom 2 buy a new bike
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You would have to see someone on your mothers bike. Even than they will claim it is theirs so you need proof, if you do have proof they will probably get violent.
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Does cheating primarily happen in damaged relationships that give off certain symptoms? Or does it happen out of nowhere to unsuspecting good people that their SO cheats on them?
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cheating is never out of nowhere, it's to be expected. the question is how you deal with it
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Both
I'd even say that it mainly happens when each partner has one of the perceptions you mentioned. For instance, the guy or girl is unhappy with something but refrains from speaking up for any reasons, and proceed to cheating. While the other, unsuspecting part, (rightfully) thinks he/she was doing everything right
I've always wanted to join the military since I was really young. I think now is the best time for me to join. I'm interested in working in IT. Which military branch would be the best for me? Airforce or Army? I'm not interested in the Marines or the Navy. I hear both the AF and Army have good IT jobs. Thoughts / opinions are appreciated. Thank you.
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Pick the one with higher pay.
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>>18493995
Don't do IT. If you've got the scores, do intel.
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>>18493995
Chairforce for sure.
Who doesn't want to fight a war from behind a desk?
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Hello I've come from the real of twitter seeking relationship advice this girl I've been talking to is finishing me off cause i brought my ex up pls help
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Abandon Twitter this instant, its a pure shitshow and nothing is real on it
Now I am not sure what to do. My family is and was always pretty open to that we walk around at home in only our underwear when it is summer but
my father is often so nonchalant about the fact that he sometimes runs around completely naked like a happy little child.
When I was growing up he started to tell me that I should cover myself up more when puberty hit me.
I already told him that I don't want to see my father running around naked but he does only seem to react when I call him out on it.
Should I put notes up to remind him?
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Bump
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Let him. Where else but his house is he going to walk around naked?
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I can't stay motivated 2017-07-07 05:58:13 Post No.18493961
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I hate being a whiny bitch but I can't stay motivated. Every time I start trying to improve myself I eventually think "what's the point." Nothing seems to interest me enough. I feel like the effort to get there isn't worth the outcome. I wish I could be a normie and care about trivial things like sex and money. When I do nothing I feel lonely and like a worthless loser though. Why am I so fucked?
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start with small stuff and work your way up to big stuff. if your brain isn't used to being motivated you have to start fresh.
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motivation is fickle. what you lack is discipline. as >>18493963 said, start small. create a routine, stick to it. wake up early, shave every morning, eat regularly etc. get structured
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I met this girl at a bar and she sucked me off in the bathroom. Since then she'd text me randomly with "im hungry" or "daddy feed me" and she sucks me off, at mine, hers or even another public place. Swallows and then we split ways. This would happen once or twice a week though she'd text like at least 4 times.
Last week she stopped so on the 5th I hit her up. Apparently she's been seeing a dude and its serious. She offered a last night, which happened last night and she got really freaky, noisy, licking my ass, etc. Best cum ever. But then she left and now I'm lonely.
I have some fuckbuddies but I want a chick like that who just got me off. Any way I can find this?
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>me now vs last year
>balding advanced despite being on finasteride for 8 months; I swear it stayed pretty much the same the whole year and my hairline only started receding in the last 2 months. I hope it's a shed or something
>facial hair got even weaker, read it's a side effect of finasteride
>skin is worse and I don't tan as easily, maybe because I used to drink carrot juice daily
>skin has aged
>legs started looking crooked for some reason
>health problems got worse
Why does all this shit have to happen to me? I know people age but why would I age like this from 22 to 23. Especially considering the fact that I got significantly better looking from 21 to 22.
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Forgot to say, I also used minoxidil and got an unnatural face bloat from it as well as sped up skin aging. Thankfully the bloating has pretty much gone away but the skin has lost its youthfulness.
I seem to get every god damn rare side effect.
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Those things only mask the problem temporarily. Do not ingest them any more.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpZFoPXjEZQkEcKBXgzHnNUIpNgWmtgKq
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>>18494431
The first video in that series addresses both chemicals you mentioned
05:51 - Finasteride
16:59 - Minoxidil
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hello /adv/
im in a tight spot here
i want to continue my studies but my mother says that i should'nt and i should start working already
but i can't find a job with my useless degree
fast forward to now
my father asks me what i want to do after telling him that i failed my second job application and im still jobless
i really want to continue studying and time is running out to enroll for a semester
should i tell him?
my mother would be completely upset if i did
what do?
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Chubby chaser and feeder here, I enjoy and date fat girls, ask me for any advice on dating them or how to get with one.
>inb4 degenerate
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what is cheap food to buy and keep it chub on budget please
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>>18493928
>keep it chub
that's not how grammar works but okay
Cheap food is often very bad for you, keeping your girl chubby on a budget and not full of cholesterol / crap sweeteners is hard
I would say lots of potatoes for homemade fries, they're high carb but not as bad as actual store bought deep fried stuff frozen or otherwise.
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how do I work to lower my standards? 2017-07-07 05:29:09 Post No.18493907
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how do I work to lower my standards?
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so I don't think I'm a good-looking guy and I've never to my knowledge experienced mutual attraction. I think I've identified "my league" of women and I'm not liking it. it's not like I only want 10/10 stacy's, but a physical attraction needs to be there, right? and it isn't. I've given up on improving myself to the point that I'd be a person that someone I like would like, cause my genetics are in the way. it's pointless. what's left for me is lowering my standards but how? I just want some physical intimacy desu
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