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About new years day of this year I took a girl out on a date and it was great. by the second date she realize I don't iron my clothes that much and so I said I would iron my shirt before I picked her up and I did. I get there she takes one good look at me and walks back in the house comes back with her godmom and asks her opinion on my shirt. She says it looks fine but girl says 'no it don't. I 'm not going anywhere with him looking like that.' Demands I surrender my shirt so she can iron it. I tell her i don't have an undershirt but doesn't care. Tells me to go wait in my car. she finishes and gives it back and we go on our date and have fun. by february we are at a chinese restaurant and she was telling me that her ex boyfriend came by to look at her hotwater heater and I remember that one night back in october that my ex girl worked the nightshift that one time and she spoke to me for the first time in three years. Says so this is what the nightshift is like. I say yeah. How you like it. Replies it;s fine. and i ask her she's doing and we just talked for a bit and we go about our business. the present girl knows that my ex and i work at the same place but didn't know I communicated with her until the day in question and also talk to my ex the week of valentines day. She and i were walking towards each other going to where we need to be. As i got closer I sidestepped to get out of her path and she sidesteps too. I do it again and she mimics too, smiles and mentions 'yo know i use to playfull' and I said yeah and moved on. So I tell the present girl about it and she asked why didn't I tell her sooner, I didn't know you needed to know and tears start falling from her eyes and she excused herself to the bathroom. I felt like shit. 2b cont. maybe
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>>18495220
lurker here
continue
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>>18495318
op here don't tell me what to do

She comes back and explains thats she's always honest with me when her exs or anyone else ask her out and that she expected the same from me. she eventually carries me over to belk to show me the make up she buys and in an attempt to make up for making her cry earlier I offered to get her some stuff. she helps me apply for a belk card and gets what she wants. Then she is driving back to her home so I can go to work and out of the blue asked, 'Suppose we're not sexually compatible' At the time I said we will cross that bridge when we cross it. next night she says You and I are not ready for sex but if I want sex I will call one of my exes and have sex with him and tell you when it happens. I tell her no I would cry if you told me that. insert cliffhanger her
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>>18495404
What the actual fuck.
Why didn't you leave her on the spot?
Like I'm more sympathetic to people who cheat than most but that's just shitty.
If you want to be with someone who will disregard you completely so she can be pleasured then go ahead. But Christ mate don't let any feelings you have get in the way of the obvious answer to this sort of behavior

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I am a very large man. 350+ lbs. I was dating a woman whom was completely out of my league gorgeous but was into big men. She broke up with me a few months ago over things unrelated to any of this. I am now worried that A: I will never fuck/date anybody as hot as she was again B: that I am totally ruined and cant get over her and C: becoming depressed as a result.

Part of me feels super confident now because in my relationship with her I discovered I am a sex god and I have an above average dick but the other part wants her back and knows thats never gonna happen, wut do?
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Lose weight you fucking lardass.
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>>18495105

Some girls like big guys, some don't. Most girls hate insecure guys. Don't be insecure.
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>>18495109
I am not insecure. Women of all ages are constantly coming up to me in public telling me how "handsome" I am and one older woman even goes "sweetie if I was 20 years younger I would do you right now" with her husband next to her, I have no issue with my level of attractiveness, I just want to know how to get over this woman.

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So meetup with friends I haven't seen in months. Stay away from one of the dudes because sense bad aura. He sort of snuggles up to my legs as I'm playing fifa against someone. Jokingly tea bag him, not touching him. He punches me multiple times in the nuts. I stomp in his nuts we apologies.

During chess match, I'm angry. Later I go up to him knock off his hat and tell him I want to throw punches outside. At;least 3 other guys trying to stop the fight from happening. I want it to happen. One friend is telling me that he will team up and beat me up. I don't give a shit.

He wants to talk out side. He tells me I'm drugged up. I say I've only had a pint. He complains about my personality and so I tell him this is who I am. They're all telling me to leave. As we go back in I call him a pussy. He throws the first punch. After this flurry of fists. I'm not sure atm if i landed any good punches but my finger hurts. He hit me square in the face and I get a nose bleed.

People pulling him back. The fight has ended. I tell him I can keep going but he has been dragged away by a friend. I call him an asshole and cunt. I ask for tissues and cycle home. Telling friend I could have sucker punched him.


Smile on my face all the way home that I stood up to this passive aggressive jerk off.

Am I in the wrong?
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>>18495045
you, dumbass. you're fucking violent
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But I have never physically touched the guy in an aggressive way and he punches me in the nuts for no reason what so ever.
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>>18495050

Also he throws fist first punch whilst I still have my glasses on. Doesn't inform me he wants to fight, turns around and hits me. He doesn't tell our friends to stay out like I want them to so we can have a fair fight

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So time has passed since I didn't contact my ex. I moved on. One or two weeks ago she contacted me and she gave me cool feedback, and realized I appreciate her and care for her a lot. Been talking everyday since then, if I don't start conversation with her she does, almost 50/50%, she seems very comfortable with me. I make her laugh, bring topics that interest her and listen to her. But things don't escalate. How can I make it to escalate sexually/romantically? Any thoughts?
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maybe she's waiting for something. like, if you've changed, i'm just guessing?
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>>18494990
You guys are exes for a reason. You moved on. Stay that way.
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>>18495022
Guess so

>>18495033
We've healed all the hurts and shit of the past

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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How soon is too soon to ask someone out? I started a summer class a week ago and the girl next to me is beautiful and seems like someone I would get along pretty well with, from the brief conversations we've had.
I figure I'll try it late this next week, is that too early?
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Finally deleted all my dating profiles and social media. I'd ask where to meet women now but I know better.
>>18494833
There is no such thing as too soon
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>>18494926
depends on the subject

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Long post, bear with me.

I'm torn between several ways to live my life. To explain, I think I'll need to lay out some of my conceptions. First off, I think there is no inherent purpose to life. Perhaps, there is one, but I'm not sure that even if I found it, I would feel it is worth pursuing. On the other hand, I'm not at all opposed to the idea of creating a personal purpose for your life.

I'm too scared to kill myself, and it seems more efficient to try to live out my life as long as it's not pure suffering until I die by another cause. Therefore, I've decided to try to create my own purpose for my life. Here comes the trouble: if one is to give their own life a purpose, at its very core, it's most likely going to boil down to attaining some sort of emotion. We are a consolidation of various chemical reactions that take place in our brain, which also serve the function of producing our emotions, so anything we could ourselves conceive to want to achieve in our life (the purpose) will be based on an emotion. We are emotions, desire is an emotion, so the only thing "desire" could want is another emotion.

Continued in next post.
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Continuation:

From here I thought about what emotions I would like to feel, and came up with several. It doesn't especially matter what they are. To attain them, I can employ several methods. For example, let's take something easy... One feeling I want to experience is companionship, and I've found that listening to certain music while daydreaming of appropriate situations can make me feel it. Another way, of course, would be to find a friend or someone you highly trust and relate to in real life. Although, not all emotions I want to experience appear possible to attain in real life. Either way, if you want to maximize efficiency when striving towards your life goal, you'd probably want to use the most effective method. What I find is that daydreaming, at times while listening to music, is this method for me. Endeavoring to attain a certain feeling by acting in the real world generally takes far more effort, while providing a very short-lived emotion that fades away quickly and requires yet more effort to recapture.

Consequently, what I should be striving for is a lifestyle that barely provides for my basic needs and leaves the rest of the time for daydreaming. However, taking the plunge and in fact carrying out such a lifestyle is frightening for me, and I cling to trying to achieve these emotions through other means. I strive to do "productive" things, ones that have more of an impact on the real world, as I would feel guilty "indulging" in daydreaming, even though it's supposed to be my life purpose. I end up torn between doing things that society at large would consider fruitful, having days I spend languishing in bed trying to will myself into doing those things, as well as days where I spend the whole time fantasizing. The disconnect between what I believe and fear versus what I think I should do makes my current existence miserable.

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Continuation:

This forces me to reconsider everything. Perhaps there is an inconsistency somewhere, or I neglected to consider some possibility. For example, is spending my whole life daydreaming a form of hedonism, and would it cease to produce for me the emotions I want eventually? Do I need to manually incorporate some amount of suffering into my life purpose? Does fantasizing about suffering fulfill this condition?

What should I do? More importantly, how do I perform the actions needed to pursue the course I decide on (Taking the plunge if I decide on the daydreaming plan, or somehow acquiring the necessary willpower to do "productive" things)?
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you're over thinking this. how old are you?

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My bestfriend/girlfriend just left me because I groped her in my sleep. What the fuck do I do?
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>bestfriend/girlfriend
pick one

and literally tell her "I was sleeping I had no control over my actions"
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>>18494451
Can't pick one. She started as my best friend. Yeah tried that one, she's been telling people I abused her
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Shes a cunt who was looking for a reason to dump you without making herself look like a cunt. Apparently you never gave her a reason so she literally invented one out of thin air. Now she can parade around like shes a victim (for leaving you - lol?) and how youre scum and get showered in attention and emotional support from her friends and beta orbiters.

Drop that shit OP. Be thankful she has shown her true colors and removed herself from your life. Just block her and dont contact her. I GARAN FUCKING TEE after she catches on that you wont chase after her, that she will crawl back begging for forgivness - and soon as you give it, she will twist it around to where you were the one who fucked up and have to watch what you say and do.

Just fucking drop it and be done of her. I know it sucks, and hurts, and is completely not what you envisioned with her. But this is the reality of the situation. Its a shitty one, but you cant change it. Sorry mate.

Best of luck.

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I'm miserable in my current situation, but too afraid to change it.

I am headed nowhere, I have nobody here for me, I can't stay here forever, but I'm in denial and afraid to move on.

Help :[
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>>18494130
I'd love too help, but I'm stuck in the exact same position. At least we aren't alone in our misery.
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stop fapping
go outside
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>>18494136
Heh, I often get that when I make an adv thread.

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I was just a calculation to her. I loved her. I loved her daughter like my own. I broke up with her in Oct 2016. We stayed friends. Occassionally I would sleep at her place. In May I invoked 'no contact' because she was still in my head and i wasnt able to move on. She respected my no contact. Pics related from MAY 14, 2017.
I reactivated my dating profiles but havent felt like going on a date with anyone yet - still not over her.
Now, I came across her profile on Coffee meets Bagel. Her profile has pictures of her daughter. I know she wouldnt do that on purpose. She is not very tech savvy. Should i email her to let her know to remove kiddo's pictures? I'll feel bad if I don't because i still love her kid like my own. Or should i be selfish and let sleeping dogs lie?
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Pic 2 of 2 from May 14, 2017.

This was our last text to each other.
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>she didn't do it on purpose
It's cute you believe that
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>>18493206
What purpose could it be? Invoke a response from me?

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>be me
>be thanksgiving eve of last year
>meet pic related on fb through mutual female friend
>chatting or w.e and asks me to bring mutual to her house next day to chill
>k
>ffw to next day
>drinking at pic relateds house, and 2 hours later, mutual had to go home for a second
>"lets go inside, anon. Its cold"
>k
>sitting on couch watching tv (and your lifes just passing you by)
>PL keeps staring at me with slut eyes
>lol what?
>Sits on my lap and we maje out
>"wanna go to the room"
>of fucking course
>fuck like gods
>Mutual friend bursts through foor
>"Are you guys fucking done??" and leaves the room in fumes
>"Its cool. We've had a threesome before. I'll get her to join"
>aw shiggy diggy
>"FUCK OFF"
>nvm.jpg
>ffw to next day
>Fuck PL again
>"I have bf"
>lol k so

Cont....
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>next day fuck PL again
>find out a few days later that PL was telling bf that I was some obsessive weirdo
>get into heated argument with PL
>Tell her bf everything, cause Im mad fag
>PL loses her shit
>Feeling bad and horny, hoping I can make up and fuck her
>go to PLs apartment
>Try to talk to her through door
>accessdenied.jpeg
>get back in car and get distracted by YLYL thread
>didnt realise how long I'd been there
>police pull up
>ah shit
>"We got reports that you were stalking your lover. Leave now"
>nigga wat
>dont talk to PL until April
>get text
>"hey"
>yoo
>"wyd"
>who dis
>its PL
>I get distracted from ps4 with bros
>get text 30 mins later
>"This was a mistake..."
>calls PL
>blah blah blah I miss you, too. The sex was great.
>"Me snd bf broke up months ago. Come over tonight"
>cant. Busy
>"tomorrow then?"
>eh. I'll call you and let you know
>I dont
>couple week later, Im horny
>heeeeey bighead lol
>"wth?"
>no?
>no response


Our sex was great and I wanna fuck her again. Do you think its a lost cause? If you need details about anything, feel free to ask.
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Bump.
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ITT: things that never happened

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So, there is this friend who is probably straight. But I'm gay (havent told him this) and I'd like to cuddle with him if at all possible. If I just said something like "i'd love to cuddle you LOL" then gave him a serious look, how weird would that be?

I suspect that there may be a slight chance because he made some homoerotic jokes in the past.
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>>18491529
Im gonna be blunt.

You're an asshole and a bad friend for hiding your sexual orientation. AND you are trying to get with him. Not only are you making yourself look pathetic but you are also going to ruin a friendship. I have a few gay friends they know not to fuck around but joking isnt a big deal. Just do not fucking try anything stupid. Go find a gay guy. Tell your friend you're gay. Stop being creepy done.
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>>18491550
>You're an asshole and a bad friend for hiding your sexual orientation.
>Stop being creepy.

Well fuck you!
I just want to hug this person.

Also, why would i be obligated to declare my sexual orientation?
No one has ever informed me that they were straight before.
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>>18491529
You could very well freak him out if he's straight. Shit, even if he was gay you might freak him out depending on what he thinks of you.

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>be me 28 year-old Muslim
>have a good job and nice apartment, time to find a good Muslim wife
>arranged marriage to a 21-year old traditional conservative religious qt lebanese virgin
>shes like an angel with everyone,always polite and happy around everyone
>entirely different at home with me
>constantly bosses me around
>wants to control every aspect of my life, forcing me to work out and diet
>denies me sex when shes mad at me
>is mad at me almost all the time, for reasons unknown to me
>doesnt cook, only makes stuff like fishsticks or pizza or chicken nuggets
>cleans the apartment once a week and makes sure I hear her complain about it all night the one day she cleans
>defensive, is always waiting for me to say anything wrong so she can snap at me
>zealous world-view
>if a sexual scene comes on in a movie or tv show we are watching she covers my eyes and yells at me to not look or she will be very angry
>is baby-crazy, already has plans for what to do with our kids once they are born
>she was getting a $5k allowance from me every month, somehow this isnt enough and she pressured me and somehow convince me to give her $6500 a month
>mfw Im living with an anorexic bipolar ocd qt controlling every moment of my life

How do I change this? Im getting really tired of being her doormat and its making me depressed. She doesnt even realize that her bullying and constant emotional blackmail has broken me inside. What should I do? To top it all off, we have been trying for her to get pregnant for about a year and its not working, and that has made her even more moody all the time
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>>18486143
My friend you're in a hard place. You are married and for some only death relieves you from marriage. Your family will pressure you so there's no easy way out. You can tell her that you both need counseling but it is shameful. Tell her family that she displeases you as your wife. Talk to her mother and negotiate, tell her that the kids will suffer and become unsuccessul. Tough spot, but good luck.
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Did you not get to know her before you got married or something...? I'm Indian and people take time to get to know each other before they get married, even if it's an arranged marriage.

And the only advice I can give you is to divorce her, but I'm guessing that's not an option.
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>>18486143
If talking to her has not work, tell her family she will be an inadequate mother for their grandkids. Family is everything, and when in jeopardy they must act together to solve the problem.

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What happened to me?

>be 23 female
>no bf
>no kids
>no money
>no career
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idk you're just a drop kick?

could try to improve your shit though
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>>18495604
>23
the earth circled the sun 23 times in your life

>no bf
you didn't do what it takes to have a bf in this current moment

>no kids
you didn't do what it takes to have kids in this current moment

>no money
you didn't do what it takes to have money in this current moment

>no career
you didn't do what it takes to have a career in this current moment

womans, this board is for advice, not emotional support

/thread

sage
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>>18495604
Do you have friends? Are you out of shape? Give us more to work with.

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Long penis short, I can't go balls deep in my wife. I don't know if I'm too big or she's too small, but i'm sick of having to use creative and boring positions to keep from hurting her. How do I improve her smallish snatch to be able to handle my mighty man meat?
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>>18495591
Lube
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>>18495591
try arousing her
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>>18495591
cut off the tip of your cock or try more intimate sex

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My tailbone(or atleast the area around it?) has been hurting for almost a week now. I didn't do anything physical that involved somehow injuring it. What could it mean?
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Have you been sitting a lot over that time?
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How are your lower back muscles doing?
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>>18495550
If I'm not at work then I'm pretty much always sitting since I have a bunch of things I do on the computer. However I never had this pain before nor anything related to my lower back area.

My main job involves standing for 12 hours a day(stand up forklift), so I figured that'd balance it out.

>>18495553
Lower back is fine. It feels like it's specifically my tailbone since it only hurts when I touch that area. I don't even feel it when I sit down, only in certain positions.

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