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You don't

you gotta install magnets in your forehead and anus until you get repolarerated again

>>18364740
go outside and interact with people.

>>18364670
What a massive garble of meaningless gibberish.

And by the way, I've eaten more psylocibin mushrooms than you, kiddo, they don't fucking work like that even at high doses.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3/

>>18364670
babbies first introspection

>>18364657
Typical SubGenius nonsense. It smells of all the showers its creator hasn't taken.

Don't you have a filk circle to attend or something?

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>>18364661
It's much deeper than some Bob worship.

>>18364661
This, holy fuck. It's clearly some neet with too much time on his hands and possibly some good drugs.

>>18364571
Swamp gas.

>>18364571
I fucking hate mirrors. That was probably a spirit. Thanks God it wasn't some spooky demon.

>>18364589
Probably not swamp gas I haven't seen swamp in my whole life

We need more. Think!

How long ago? US tv show? What channel? Describe the woman. Is she old? Young? Age? Is it a posh house? Is she white? Why was the goat there? Why was it the husband?

We need more, damnit!!

Candle Cove

Could be a show like weird travels. Believe the travel channel had spooky shows back in the day

>>18364485
meh, cool story bro

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How do i get onto a real internet and talk to people worth talking to?

This entire internet is like a fake hell hole to annoy the victins of a retarded schitzo pig collectives crimes. I need to talk to people capable of being more that a flake of dried pedophile shit

This entire trash internet is like the garbage dump of a retarded a.i. Who only knows how to annoy and wreck life in its grotesque attempts to ascend out of the outhouse hole it was defecated into

>>18365143
the internet is fine and hasn't changed. it's your brain that's malfunctioning.

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>>18364411

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>>18364412

>>18364411
As if god couldnt make any more fuck ups

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He flashed a crooked smiled at me and asked what I was looking for, and immediately I noticed that he must be blind in one of his eyes; his right eye had that "glazed over" look about it. I forced myself to look to his left eye instead, trying not to offend, and asked him if he had any old video games.

I was already wondering how I could politely excuse myself from the situation when he would tell me he had no idea what a video game was, but to my surprise he said he had a few ones in an old box. He assured me he'd be back in a "jiffy" and turned to head back into the garage. As I watched him hobble away, I couldn't help but notice what he was selling on his table. Littered across his table were rather… peculiar paintings; various artworks that looked like ink blots that a psychiatrist might show you. Curious, I looked through them - it was obvious why no one was visiting this guy's garage sale, these weren't exactly aesthetically pleasing. As I came to the last one, for some reason it looked almost like Majora's Mask - the same heart-shaped body with little spikes protruding outward. Initially I just thought that since I was secretly hoping to find that game at these garage sales, some Freudian bullshit was projecting itself into the ink blots, but given the events that happened afterward I'm not so sure now. I should have asked the man about it. I wish I would have asked the man about it.

After staring at the Majora-shaped blot, I looked up and the old man was suddenly there again, arms-length in front of me, smiling at me. I'll admit I jumped out of reflex and I laughed nervously as he handed me a Nintendo 64 cartridge. It was the standard grey color, except that someone had written Majora on it in black permanent marker. I got butterflies in my stomach as I realized what a coincidence this was and asked him how much he wanted for it.

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The old man smiled at me and told me that I could have it for free, that it used to belong to a kid who was about my age that didn't live here anymore. There was something weird about how the man phrased that, but I didn't really pay any attention to then, I was too caught up in not only finding this game but getting it for free.

I reminded myself to be a bit skeptical since this looked like a pretty shady cartridge and there's no guarantee it would work, but then the optimist inside me interjected that maybe it was some kind of beta version or pirated version of the game and that was all I needed to be back on cloud nine. I thanked the man and the man smiled at me and wished me well, saying "Goodbye then!" - at least that's what it sounded like to me. All the way in the car-ride home, I had a nagging doubt that the man had said something else. My fears were confirmed when I booted up the game (to my surprise it worked just fine) and there was one save file named simply "BEN". "Goodbye Ben", he was saying "Goodbye Ben". I felt bad for the man, obviously a grandparent and obviously going senile, and I - for some reason or another - reminded him of his grandson "Ben".

Out of curiosity I looked at the save file. Eyeballing it, I could tell that he was pretty far in the game - he had almost all of the masks and 3/4 remains of the bosses. I noticed that he had used an owl statue to save his game, he was on Day 3 and by the Stone Tower Temple with hardly an hour left before the moon would crash. I remember thinking that it was a shame that he had come so close to beating the game but he never finished it. I made a new file named "Link" out of tradition and started the game, ready to relive my childhood.

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For such a shady looking game cartridge, I was impressed at how smoothly it ran - literally just like a retail copy of the game save for a few minor hiccups here and there (like textures being where they shouldn't be, random flashes of cutscenes at odd intervals, but nothing too bad). However the only thing that was a little unnerving was that at times the NPCs would call me "Link" and at other times they would call me "BEN". I figured it was just a bug - a fluke in the programming causing our files to get mixed up or something. It did kind of creep me out though after a while, and it was around after I had beaten the Woodfall Temple that I regrettably went into the save files and deleted "BEN" (I had intended to preserve the file just out of respect of the game's original owner, it's not like I needed two files anyway), hoping that that would solve the problem. It did and it didn't, now NPCs wouldn't call me anything, where my name should be in the dialogue there was just a blank space (my save file name was still called "Link", though). Frustrated, and with homework to do, I put the game down for a day.

I started playing the game again last night, getting the Lens of Truth and working my way towards completing the Snowhead Temple. Now, some of you more hardcore Majora's Mask players know about the "4th Day" glitch - for those who don't you can Google it but the gist of it is that right as the clock is about to hit 00:00:00 on the final day, you talk to the astronomer and look through the telescope. If you time it right the countdown disappears and you essentially have another day to finish whatever you were doing. Deciding to do the glitch to try and finish the Snowhead Temple, I happened to get it right on the first try and the time counter at the bottom disappeared.

>>18364339
No.

Healing in churches happens because Jesus Christ is alive and still heals in the modern day, among other things.

When you get saved, you invite Jesus to live inside you in the form of God's Holy Spirit, or the very Spirit of Jesus Himself.

The same amount of Jesus, and His power, is inside every believer. But depending on your Faith, that determines how much of Him gets let out.

A believer is merely a "hose" of sorts. A vessel, or a conduit for the Holy Spirit. In essence, a saved Christian is "possessed" by God, and by Jesus Christ Himself. If the believer has enough Faith, and that Faith is exercised in accordance with God's will, then the believer can theoretically generate any miracle that Jesus did, and maybe more.

The reason healings are so common in believing Christians that know Jesus closely and have great Faith, is because Jesus always wills to heal. He doesn't always will lots of other stuff that gets prayed for, and make no mistake, it's not the power of the believer making it happen, it's the Living God inside the believer in Spirit form. That's why even believers of great faith don't always get what they want.

Throw in free will, and there's always plenty of chance for all of it to fuck up anyway, because God will not step on Free Will.

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Spirituality is a lens of understanding.

Modern Science is also a lens of understanding, that with great clarity of intention filters out the conscious aspect of the body's entropy. (If that sentence doesn't make sense, go learn a physics or mathematical definition of entropy, and consider that I'm speaking literally.) Out of all the possible states that a body can be in, patterns are found, and from these patterns, if consciousness plays a deciding factor, anatomy under the lens of Modern Science chooses to not record that pattern, and in this way filters its understanding of cause and effect.

Now. With the lens of spirituality, ALL diseases are understood as conflicts between a person's body, mind and soul. This is the nature of organics. When your heart aches for want of love, that's actually a wound. A literal spiritual wound. And you can now sense for love, because the wound heals when you're close to it! Hunger is the sensation of your stomach dissolving its own lining for food, literally yourself from the inside out. The process of self inflicted injury and healing of that injury is how an organic's spirit moves with amoebic motion through time and space.

It's why a certain degree of enlightenment, and patience, is necessary to become a healer. If you go at it with the machine like mentality of "injury is bad thing" and "health is good thing" then you'll either constipate the organic cycle, or become depressed at knowing that you'll never be in perfect health. Perfection was never the point of these kinds of systems. All motion in life begins with imperfection, and the events which spark with friction from correction of that imperfection become the seeds for the next batch of imperfection, so the cycle continues.

Working as intended.

cute theory

I thought I was being funny by spelling it wrong..
I thought I was being clever in co-opting utter nonsense into an interesting possibility. I was disheartened by my sudden realization that is wasn't funny or clever.

There is one thing I can think of though, regarding the Effect, and it's this.

When I was a kid, Masons were a regular part of everyday life. I walked past their Hall every day on my way to school, never thinking it was anything more than a fixture of my community, like the fire hall, or the grocery store. Their hall was a shared facility- it also served as the Legion Hall for our veterans. It was beside the Catholic church. The Mayor was an openly admitted member of the lodge, it was an accepted, and good part of my community. I moved away at 18, thousands of km away and spent ten years away before making my money and moving back to the valley. The Mason's did not have a hall anymore, they did not advertise in the paper anymore, nor did anyone seem to know any members anymore- like I said, all the old boys loved by the town were part of the lodge. In ten years they had seemingly dropped out of sight physically, but also dropped out of popular knowledge. They'd become mysterious. This bothered me because I'd become associated with them only a couple of years before moving back. I spent time with a Mason in my home province, though in a different city. He was hooked up and was up to date on every membership application and acceptance that passed in that province. That's how it works, every single member much say yes before anyone gets in- hundreds of people must say yes. He would regularly report the roster changes of my home lodge to me as a matter of course. People I grew up with were becoming members. Then I went home like I said after ten years, and, it's like it was all smoke. I've talked to one of those people from my past that I'd heard made it, he admitted he was a Mason. He said it was a fun group of people who liked to get together and shoot the shit kind of thing.

Either these people pull their claws in from generation to generation or something else is going on. I should have officially gotten in when I had the chance.

My reality has shifted 5 times. The world map changed for me at least 3 times. Ancient structures like the pyramids are different.

This really is happening.

Sounds like a shitty experience. NBD probably.

>>18364048
In the medical industry it's what's known as a seizure

Usually it's nothing and you just shouldn't think about it you're epileptic now and you'll have to take pills for the rest of your life or it will never ever stop tee hee

>>18364057
Except it happened 4+ years ago and hasnt since.

spooky

2spooki4me

>>18363939
you've never fallen asleep with headphones or the stereo on?

nothing happens.

>>18363958
Maybe your brain is broken, because I'm pretty sure you're supposed to feel something when affected by electromagnetic stimulation

>>18363961
well, i am mentally ill. maybe that's what caused it. go ahead and try it OP you'll get super powers too.

Smoke salvia divinorum

>>18363850
No, stupid.

ask yourself why any god would want contact with you when no female would?

https://youtu.be/7BEL9NDVubU

Your mental tricks don't work on me though.

>>18363828
not spooky enough/10
sage