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The moment the angel opens the mouth, I will ask about anime and memes. If it's a no, I will fucking rip those wings off. fuck that normie scum.

I'll tip my fucking fedora and tell it to prove god is real

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>>18365474
I would unironically save the whales. And also learn to communicate with them. I don't know if we'd have much to talk about, but I'm sure we could work something out, like "oh hey, I liked your song last night."
"Thanks."

But that's mainly because I think Cetaceans are woke as fuck. Like, I shit you not anon. If I felt like I could get away with it, I would go to the sea and just do drugs with the dolphins. I would get the dolphins high, and if they let me, ride them.

No idea. But I would live in a place with a ghost that was a dark shadow . Don't know why ppl say ghosts are white as this one was defeniteky dark.

>>18365288
i once woke up and yeah there was standing some "shadow thing" next to my bed. Keep in mind it was dark in bedroom but the shadow was much much more deeper black so i could spot it. only for two seconds or so. spooky.

>>18365026

You mean Roland?

I'm a Sociopath, it is really neat having a higher intelligence factor then people in General.

I think it was an evolutionary advantage for people who needed to be devoid of feelings as they have Social Responsibilities that require them to be wired radically differently. If it wasn't for Ogg who had ADD by looking around for threats in the Prehistoric Days our species would not have become the Winner in the Game Life.

They have been responsible for all the major advances in Human History and are often portrayed the wrong way.

>>18364925
Spoken like a true sociopath.

>I'm better.
>We know more than you, so ha.
>Everyone else is a subhuman.

Plus, the thread isn't about sociopaths. So there's that narcissism trait again.

>>18364925
>I'm a sociopath
Assuming you aren't just some LARPing obese neckbeard, how long have you known about your sociopathy? Are you professionally diagnosed or are you self diagnosed?

what

>>18364397
illuminati

>>18364397
It's the "Eye in the Sky", also known as the brightest (and very close) star in the sky, Sirius.

Paleocontact occurred between humans and beings from Sirius in prehistory. They have continued to watch. Hence the symbol.

They are the Nommo of the Dogon tribe, the Nephilim of Genesis, spoken about in the Book of Enoch, who begat children who would become the basis of every polytheistic religion in the world who would be destroyed in the Great Flood, they are the Quinotaur that sired the Merovingian line of kings from whence the bloodline of the Antichrist will rise.

None of this implies that God does not exist, or that Jesus wasn't the Son of God. He was. And He was not a space alien. He and His teachings are their enemy.

So spooked that some blood rushed into my flaccid penis.

10/10 that's spooky as shit

0/10 9gag-tier of spook so fuckoff back to facebook

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>>18357699
thought this one was super sick

>>18352213

I found another picture on it, hold on.

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>>18352222

I have a big penis

Past ten years saw a ghost saw a ufo saw the rake creature realized I have esp

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Jimmy_Neutron_Theory
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jimmy_Neutron_Happy_Family_Hour_Lost_Episode

Also meant to add these.
Greatest opening credits of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEq-4fua3lM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uchRhrAy-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0
One of the GOAT videos.
Had a dream like it once and got legit freaked.

Since there is a photo, I would that yes he is real.

A beard like that takes time and dedication, notice the perfectly trimmed moustache.

I would trust anything that beard has to say.

>>18376224

It's Eduard Billy Albert Meier

(He does exist yes, but is he for real~?)

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“You brood of vipers, who warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
8“Therefore bear fruit in keeping with repentance;
9and do not suppose that you can say to yourselves, ‘We have Abraham for our father’; for I say to you that from these stones God is able to raise up children to Abraham.
10“The axe is already laid at the root of the trees; therefore every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.


11“As for me, I baptize you with water for repentance, but He who is coming after me is mightier than I, and I am not fit to remove His sandals; He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.

12“His winnowing fork is in His hand, and He will thoroughly clear His threshing floor; and He will gather His wheat into the barn, but He will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.”

>>18375790
It seems like the gates have opened. Is it just me, or are there an unusual number of unstable people here? Kek. Can't believe I said it. More than in the past. I see syntax often that indicates people samefagging like wildfire. Ffs. Lifestyle's of the newly snapped.

>>18375821
With this amount of energy going on, it''s only natural to have a lot of unstable people.

In the Buddhist thread someone mentioned gaining supernatural powers from practicing intense meditation. I might have healing powers from heavy prayer and worship, god came to me in a dream when I began to believe more and then I started applying myself to faith healing. I'm still not too confident, but at least one person has said I helped them and so I am hopeful.

>>18375378
My parents do reiki and we used to practice buddhism, they've told me a lot of stories of people making miraculous recoveries... I do however question it, that said its hard to argue with some cases of healing

>>18375356
I think in the past people liked to overreact and put aesthetics over truthfulness, like saying someone could control fire when he walked over some embers.

>>18375281
>But could there be something hidden in psychosis? Something they want to surpress?
Yes, I've done some superhuman things in a blind rage, like physically lift two people off the ground at once and shatter through wood like a karate master.

It's called "adrenaline", and you can do all sorts of crazy shit when you're high on it.

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>>18375281
if you're in a psychosis state of mind, you won't be able to use whatever you get out of it in this life.
although living beings are immortal, you shouldn't let your first life to waste, while you have a gigantic library of knowledge like the internet.
i think we should learn magic slowly in the first few lives.

psychosis happens when one sees what they are not ready to see.

Once again OP's so called 'friends' ditch him.

>>18375279
lol,
but i'm being serious, its literally like these people fall out of the matrix.

>>18375279
lol

>>18375276
yeah this rarely happens and 90% of the time it's the "friends" lying to conceal either outright foul play or some other negligence. Some small amount of the time it'll be some kkind of mental break that leads a person to just high tail it and sometimes never be seen again

Then some small fraction of a fraction of a time it might be something extra normal. Think national parks. Think huckleberries.

>>18374945
your ip has been trace
get bocko xDDD

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>>18374945
this is just a wild guess, but...

I want to believe but it's probably RPing, prove to me you aren't lying with your search history