How does one go about getting into contact with the old gods?

Smoke salvia divinorum

>>18363850
No, stupid.

ask yourself why any god would want contact with you when no female would?

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>>18363850
I meant how do I convince the old gods to bless and protect me without actually having to commune with any of them?

>>18363869
love them.

>>18363845

Old gods are usually more desperate for followers so will appreshiate your faith more then the god of the three main religions.

>>18363869
I'm the son of god? Yes...

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>>18363891
No you're the sun of God because you provide meaning to his life

>>18363869
It's called prayer. Egyptians prayed to their pantheon. Do some research. Build an alter to whichever diety you need's aid. Ask nicely. When is the last time you did anything for anyone that was an asshole to you?

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>>18363899
You mean besides right now? lmao

>>18363896
I think there is at least one person who isn't the sun of god to the son of goddess right now :(

>>18363912
That's because the goddess isn't doing her job, consorting with beasts instead of men

>>18363924
THE Beast!? there is no god

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>>18363936
There is but one God and there is no God but he

>>18363942
How do you explain the Greek pantheon? Vishnu? If you don't believe in krishna then what is your deal

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>>18363966
Wouldn't you like to know
stupid knave

>>18363845
Start a candle fire on the toilet then bust the bathroom mirror. Scream as hard and loud as you can for 5 seconds then chant Horus! Horus! while cutting yourself with a piece of busted mirror. He needs to know you mean it.

>>18363966
Fallen angels

Literally pray to them until they come and talk to you.

If you're gun ho, learn to get in a trance or even AP.

Meme magic is how this entire site summoned kek. Try assigning a certain God/demon/angel with a memetic image or phrase and try getting it to spread around in some way.

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>>18363845
I AM
THE WAY
THE TRUTH
AND THE LIFE

NO ONE COMES UNTO THE FATHER
BUT
BY ME

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I don't know about your gods, but mine are surprisingly transparent.

It's usually vision or dream with lot's of symbolism, that never makes sense until you stumble upon something related, in here it's quite easy actually, just lurk until somethings triggers you usually a word or a picture, and bingo instant destiny manifested, investigate this, help that person over there, plus tasteless ancient God pranks, that I always hate.

>>18365773
sounds kinda gay desu

>>18365856
thats a cute spoider

I dunno, man. I called out my prefered deity by name once (after I figured out the whole worship thing) and the deity answered. I still get goosebumps when I remember it.
No pbysical manifestation, though

>>18363845
Learn their language and talk to them literally

>>18363845
Go to /pol/. They seemed to have channeled an old one and are using it to shape politics. Or the god is using them, i really dont know.

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>>18366263
People has always claimed to control chaos gods, and in the end they never do.

The reasons are obvious, but ancient forgotten God has earned a place in the modern pantheon and that's respectable.

>>18365861
It is, that spider God it's present in all of the Americas, under a plethora of names, and have always been helpful.

God worship should always be part of the discussion, it reminds people of what they really care about, and scares the bad spirits.

>>18366263
It's probably Nyarlathotep or some shit, which in that case he's using them.