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its a cangaroo

its a dog anon. calm down. go back to bed.

Kangaroo or some kind of wild dog.
Or an alien.

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>>18360576
Bump

>>18360576
http://wiki.project1999.com/Druid

>>18360689
Lame

>>18360114
what

>>18360114
Sauce

>>18360169
>>18360265
Seconding the what and the sauce.

>>18359973
>the event took place on 01/11/2012
WHAT! DID YOU SAY ONE ELEVEN TWO THOUSAND TWELVE! ZOINKS!

>>18359980
im from europe

the first november in 2012

>>18359973
ill go deeper heres my story

i had a out of body experience and before i left my body and went only consciousness in a completely different "dimension". it was dark and nothing was inside only myself.
he event took place on 01/11/2012
So then I just start. Colleague invited me to chat with him for a round of "legal highs" with him. Since I had already heard about it, I wanted to try it out.
This time it was worse than the other trips. I've had some bad trips behind me but that would have been so hard I had not thought of. I had to start laughing, could not stop, and stuck the other people in the room. All I can remember now is like a dream, because I was suddenly in another world.
The feeling for my body and my thoughts completely gone. I was in a dream world … Far from the living room where I was sitting.
I no longer had a physical body and found myself in a black felt endless endless dark space. Intuitively, I could feel that this space is infinite and extends in all directions
I was only conscious with my memories and my character.
I did not understand exactly why I was suddenly there. Something frightened suddenly suddenly broadened inside me … I briefly considered what I had done that I was here now..The worst thing was, I did not know much anymore..I had my NAME, family where I live where I was Where I work ALL forget … Everything seemed so fake, not real, and I was totally panicked because I wanted to get away from there and back into my real reality ….
I acted the whole time really intuitive

>>18359819
its a kung fu thing, chinese, people who practice kung fu do it a lot

>>18359819
Good stance desu, stress position, strengthens your thighs, shit like that

Dragon is harder.

these stances and sets of chinese gung fu unlock you're chakras and cultivate your chi.
within the sets and movements are hidden aplications to real fighting that are passed down by the shaolin monks.

I hope i am blessed with the opportunity to do so. And learn these techniques From my Sifu.

great thread man.

I hope i have the chance to do so.

Someone please tell me what I can do to stop this this from harassing me. I'm not fucking roleplaying, I need help. I need to get some decent sleep.

Sit somewhere quiet ask wholeheartedly why it is there. Meditate.

>>18359608
what have you tried? do you have a religion, do you recognize something in that place that can be related to your experience?

No, but I live south of Seattle and am interested.

Please tell what you know. I can't find anything.
Love PNW folklore, so let's hear it.

Seattle native, never heard of this. Hope your still somewhere Opie

What the fuck is this shit?

Canadians control the world through mind control and making clouds look like superman?
Is this what schizophrenia is like?

>>18359246
This is absolutely what schizophrenia is like. It's shit like this post that spooks me more than anything else because I feel like OP really believes this rambling shit.

>>18359254
He does, because it''s true. There is truth in Schizophrenia

>>18359105
no

it's MK hyper now

>>18359105
I work for the CIA. Wie cancelled it last June. You are safe.

>>18358981
Take photos if you see it again

>>18358981
well m8, have you called the police yet?

You should

>>18358990

This. Fear of her parents learning you guys are sexualy active is outweighed by literally being killed by a mainiac or druggies

>>18358747
Read it and find out.

>>18358767
so yes lol

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>>18358747
Not nearly as dangerous as the Negronomicon.

>be young child
>walking to car on top of above ground parking lot
>me and twin brother holding our grandpas hand walking
> see a creepy light blue asian boy with spikes around his face walking down some stairs
>he is grinning and staring at me
>grandpa and bro don't notice

another dream happened but I cant remember all the details

>in this dream, the kid is in the form of a light blue cat with the same head as the dream before
>still has the same creepy smile
>haven't seen him in any more dreams

>Dreaming I work for a large company at a typical office type cubical job (never have in my life)
>Day starts off like a fkn typical movie
>Wife cooks me breakfast (I'm not married)
>Ride bus to work
>No one really sticks out on the bus, everything looks normal.
>Get to work, have a normal gay cubically office day
>Go home, fuck wife
>Day restarts, it's the same dream but again, like a loop.
>I get on the bus to go to work
>Step off the bus and look behind me at the bus driver
>Bus driver's face turns into a grey alien
>Everyones face on the bus turns into a grey alien
>Turn back around, 7 foot tall grey alien standing infront of me
>All the aliens on the street and bus are staring a hole through me
>7 Foot tall alien reaches out and touches me
>I start to flash back/forward (not really sure)
>Everyone at work in the dream at my office job is now an alien
>My wife is now an alien
>I fucked my wife
>So now I Remember fucking a grey alien
>Incredibly terrified at this point, start to force myself to wake up before the 7 foot tall grey kills me
>I wake up into sleep paralysis again.
>This time I'm dreaming the room around me
>I feel something brushing down my arm, starting from my left shoulder and my vision basically pans down and follows the sensation
>I see a head at crotch level under the covers
>I raise them, and see a short grey alien taking my semen
>Forreal wake up this time
>It's 3am.
>2spoopy, aliens stole my cum.

>>18358446
That wasn't a dream

Just a little. Like, in one or two dreams. It sounds neat, but I couldn't read the words. They were in english, but like, the letters kept moving around and changing so I couldn't read anything.

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>>18358264
"The hall of souls."

Only someone who can freely traverse the astral plane can access their records.

>>18358308
That's bullshit and you know it. I can mentally access it withought projection. Stop larping

In what? Giant spiders?

Spiders' book lungs aren't efficient enough to be much larger than a foot in legspan. The oxygen density in the air would have to be much higher.

Not to mention how fragile their exoskeletons are. If they drop from a significant height, the pressure in their exoskeleton makes their legs pop off and they kind of just explode.

>>18358252
Their exosqueletons aren't fragile in the slightest, they can break a leg as you said, cause they are internally pressurized but this requires a significant height, and just a segment of the leg explodes,just like our bones break under the same circumstances.

And if the air density has to be so high, how can you explain deep water gigantism in artrophods, under the ocean there is less oxygen.

That's the african cryptid, J'ba fofi, and I think that spiders of that size existed not so long ago, those kind of spiders are exclusive burrowers and that's why nobody ever sees them.

>>18358488

Make a move, puleeease.

A lot are shapeshifters, and may transform into a "safer" form to maintain secrecy when they die. Some, like Wendigo, are immune to bullets, and can only be killed by oriole explicitly prepared to hunt them, if at all. In my opinion, most mainstream ones like Bigfoot aren't real, but probably were based on something that once existed like a North American great ape that's since gone extinct.

>>18358177
Bigfoot exists. All the other bullshit that only appears once and never again is a demon taking physical form to feed of the emotions of those it frightens.

>>18358177


Mt st helens eruption.

I grew up in rural SW WA state. I was always open to the idea of Bigfoot. The woods there are DEEP, and there are seriously areas no person has ever walked, including the indians.

But st helens. Some of the deepest woods and most inaccessible areas of the state were near there. With all the mud flow being cleaned out of rover valleys near there, they found all sorts of dead animals, but nobody found a dead Bigfoot? Made me question their existence even further than before. And I consider Bigfoot a lot closer to plausible than any other cryptid for sure.