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Elders did nothing wrong. >be super advanced space species

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Elders did nothing wrong.
>be super advanced space species
>basically god
>create life with genetic manipulations and shit
>destroy life for shits and giggles
>guide lesser species to stars (under your own command, of course)
>so smart can literally kill things with imaginary bullets and bend spoons
>get infected with superaids by some interdimensional space hooker
>can't cure it despite being the most advanced thing ever in the history of things ever
>desperately look for the cure
>after millenia, none found
>you know if this continues - your species will fucking go extinct
>unacceptable.jpg
>start trying your genetic magic on your subjects. After all you got them from their mud huts to the stars
>find a clue on one of the planets
>the locals are living in stone huts and fighting with primitive ballistic weaponry
>fucking barbarians killing each other on their own planet
>peacethroughpower.png
>invade their planet, conquer the idiots, start making their life better
>the planet is fucking full of them, they're literally everywhere
>and these little shits are possible the cure for your superaids, at last.
>start developing the cure
>some of them expire in process
>doesn't matter, there's still billions of them
>they resist
>resistanceisfutile.gif
>you didn't know that fighting partisan war is nigh impossible
cont.
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>not even snake waifus can stop them, they don't want any
>it's literally like trying to stomp out an anthill
>you might stomp a dozen, but a hundred more will scatter to never be found
>this continues for some time
>suddenly the resistant fucks develop better weapons by stealing your designs
>criminalscum.tiff
>even try to dabble in psionics with their small "brains"
>they can do jack shit but so full of themselves
>time goes by, you are weakened by superaids
>you know your time is short
>maximum effort to the research
>process the barbarians at tenfold efficency
>they go apeshit and go ham on you
>overpower you through sheer numbers but mostly because fucking space superaids
>die

Fuckin' hell mate, Elders were just trying to develop a cure for themselves.
I'd do the same if I was in their shoes desu.
We all fucking would.
>implying you wouldn't wipe out a planet of worthless imbeciles to develop a cure for disease that's wiping you, far more developed species, out
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Why didnt they just covertly kidnap thousands for genetic experimentation?

when they started losing why not retreat its not like the rebels had the resources to chase you, take millions of the humans and fuck off.
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>>389379734
>Why didnt they just covertly kidnap thousands for genetic experimentation?
That's exactly what they've been doing

>when they started losing why not retreat its not like the rebels had the resources to chase you, take millions of the humans and fuck off.

It's superaids, you don't know how many more humans you will need, millions might not be enough
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reminder humanity > all
i aint letting no bitch ass alien brain boy take my bois even if hes got purple magic
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>>389378240
They fucked with humanity, that was there crime.
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>>389379983
Preach it brother
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>>389380124

this. VIGILO CONFIDO!
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>>389380418
>>389380456
>>389380124
>humanity fucks itself all the time since existing because different colour/beliefs/whatever (shit cause)
>it's okay

>aliens fuck over humanity to develop a cure for their deadly disease (a noble cause)
>REEEEEEE FUCKING AYYLMAOS GIT OUT VEGANA CONFETTI
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>Start new expansion.
>First mission goes off with only one soldier dead, classic difficulty.
>Next 25 or so missions have no issue, except for Elena getting murdered because using the objective with her in stealth both reveals her and ends her turn, getting her tag teamed by MECs.
>Finally reveal the chosen base, go in.
>Fighting a group of Crysalids, situation mostly under control.
>Ranger misses a 96% shot, no biggie, still got tons of other guys.
>Blows a hole in a wall.
>Reveals three mutons and a berserker.
>Grenades fly all over my guys like it's fucking Dresden.
>Mutons walk up and stab everyone to death without taking any casualties.

So I don't get to attempt the chosen's mission again and just have to deal with her bullshit from now on? What did I do to deserve this?
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>>389380570
Human conflict has always been Us and Them

There's no greater Them than something that isn't Human
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why didn't they just make a deal or whatever. You can't tell me china or other nations wouldn't disappear a bunch of people for space age tech.
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>>389380570
Nigga you better prepare your ass for the emperor's mercy
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>>389381154
>literally a body on life support
>corpse on a throne
ooooooh I'm so scared right now.

Rot with your emperor, "brother".
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>>389378240
The more I think about it, both sides were wrong, and the only side to really join would be Exalt
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>>389381360
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>389381394
>siding with literally ISIS
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>>389381563
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>>389381719
FUCKING HERETICS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>playing xcom 2 wotc
>spawn Alien rulers
>They escape to never be seen again, and they only have like 5 health

FUCK JUST SPAWN THEM ALREADY GAME.
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>>389381856
you sound upset, loyalist-kun.
Why don't you go to Slaanesh temple and let off some steam, if you know what I mean.
Dem daemonesses have pucci and titty no loyal whore could ever hope to have.

Impy a shit, Cadia has fallen
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>>389382215
Fuck off heretic, our spiritual liege is going to make everything right again.
Oh sweet emperor, who am i kidding. We are fucked.
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>>389382586
[Comissar didn't like that]
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Okay, being an advanced alien species does not make you God. It has never made you a god. That's such a lazy story convention.
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>>389378240
>>389378713
Ayy spotted. Commence termination.
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