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>>44002759
Expensive and rare.

>>44002759
You have to earn it.
>>44002783
And this. And probably putting a flamer on a Bolter has something to do with the machine spirits. They probably have to be of similar temperament to be stuck together. Otherwise you're shooting a gun that has two machine spirits that hate each other.

>>44002759
10 guys with bolters and 10 shots worth of flamer is usually worse than 9 guys with bolters and 1 guy with 100 shots worth of flamer

Is the restore balance deck actually good or is it just a meme deck?

>>44002589
2cmc with deathtouch to block tarmogoyfs etc. shitheads that can get rid off stuff like ugin, liliana or wurmcoil!? THE BEST SHIT EVER!
(no, but honestly some aristocrat list might be able to play her?)

Why the fuck can't they reprint aether vial. I'm honestly not getting into this shit format, before that uncommon piece of crap doesn't drop under 20$. Holy shit serum visions are at least 20$ a set?! Are you fucking insane.

Btw, why haven't abzan been on top8 lately? What is keeping it at bay?

>>44002726
100% meme

You come back up through the temple, speaking with Ssett most of the distance. He seems to be a very inquisitive individual. As you start describing to him exactly what characteristics he can observe to determine which of you are male and which of you are female, you reach the room where you left Quissonce.

She spots you all and approaches, a light in her eyes and a fire in her walk that is quickly replaced by surprise and concern as she notices your non-mammalian companion.

“What is that?” A mischievous smile crosses Gabby's face as she looks at the rest of you, before answering Quissonce.

“It's Eve. We triggered a trap that turned her into a giant lizard.” Quissonce's mouth drops open as she stares at Ssett. She tries to form sentences but can't fathom what to say. Only after a few seconds of watching Gabby barely contain her laughter does she realize she's being fucked with. You quickly explain the real situation.

“Well then, since we're on the subject of bad jokes, I've discovered the command words to start and stop the water production function of this magical relic.” You glance over to the pool and see that it has already started to drain with its source removed.

“Words?” you ask. Quissonce makes an 'ah' sound before picking up the decanter and aiming it towards the pool. She clears her throat before speaking in Draconic. (1/2)

“Piss.” Water starts to flow from the bottle into the pool. Okay, so someone with a crude sense of humor made this. Quissonce holds up a finger.

“Pussy.” The water starts to flow in greater amounts. You're pretty sure you get the joke, but Ssett sure doesn't. He looks over to you before asking what “pussy” means.

“And now for my favorite.” Quissonce says sarcastically in the human tongue.

“Blow my load.” A geyser of water explodes from the bottle and Quissonce has to brace herself to keep the thing on target. She quickly repeats the command word to stop it.

“So my current theory is that this was made by a fourteen year old. Regardless, this is a powerful magical artifact that can produces fresh, clean water at seemingly no cost.”

>We'll keep it, we could use it
>Let's turn it over to Seaside for reward money

>>44002480
>>We'll keep it, we could use it
maybe we should also consider changing the command words...

>>44002175
nice taste anon

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>>44002175
On the ground.

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Oh no its too late!
This entire thread must be purged.

>>44001690
Of course.

Better mechanically, too.

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>>44001690
>Are Wraithlords cooler than Dreadnoughts, /tg/?
Very much so. Dreadnaghts are so uncool that in 2nd Ed Draeadnoghtes were called "Space Marine Wraithlords" but later they had to be called Dreddnaoughtse instead because they were nowhere near as cool as Wraithlords.

>>44001301
D&D has been technically illegal in the town I grew up in since 1979. So yes.

>>44001301
What kinds of laws are being broken by this board game?

>>44001341
Bruh, what kind of town do you live in? And how the hell did that happen?

>>44001152
>Father players another game and leaves you to look after his son
I may have physically beaten the shit out of the father.

>>44001152

Was this supposed to be a new thread?

>>44001168
You've alerted me to the meeting of the Mages' Guild.

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Completed Research

>Hell deed studies – Using the information from both her previous scans of the situation and the detailed information collected by your spell Hestia has developed an answer to your question of how and where the hell deeds come from. The deeds themselves Hestia has determined to be a mass of fractured space-time heavily infused with magic. While no enchantment exists within the deeds exactly, they are able to bind the soul of whoever uses them permanently to the corresponding circle of hell. Hestia classifies the phenomena as a quantum superposition wherein the deed holder simultaneously becomes both themselves and the entire corresponding plane of hell. She theorizes that this is why the lords are able to draw such great power over the other demons and control the very fabric of reality within their territory. As for where the deeds come from, they appear at the location of the bound soul when it is destroyed because it severs the deed’s link. Hestia believes that it should be possible to generate to sufficiently strong space-time distortion that could artificially break the link if you were interesting in doing so.


Ongoing research – Hestia’s research is currently suspended

Detailed void studies
Dragonbane and protection from draconic power
Psionic tracking/sensing/sensors
Psionic amplifier
Psionic inversal
'Negative' shielding
Shield modification - drain
N-dimensional construction
Tslah examination
Aquatic demon corpses
Scales of balance
Lantern of souls
Hell battlefield corpses
Sapience induction


Ongoing special project

>Final reconstruction - Hestia is loathe to leave a job half done, so she is finishing up rebuilding the city above to her standards. The final stages of integrating the hastily constructed defensive position on the surface into the rest of the city have begun. 80.58% complete.


(2/3)

(3/3)

“The Hives wonder how plants have grown a mind yet animals have not,” the insect drone appointed to communicate with you says, “Does Gareth the Goblin King seek peace with the Hives? Or like the animals will it kill the Hives?”


You can feel some unease among the insects as your roots and vines continue to expand and engulf everything. They have never seen such a thing before and are concerned that the hives would be unable to more than flee if your expansion continues unchecked.


Undead
>Wait and Watch
>Begin to engulf their castle
>Control any undead you find
>Just destroy them
>Explore the smoking towers
>Continue expanding
>Withdraw
>Other


Merfolk
>Ask about this forced political marriage situation
>Ask what the merfolk leader’s name is
>Break his mental shield and find out yourself
>Ask if anything is needed for their move to the third circle
>Offer to teleport them to the oceans
>Change your mind about an alliance and kill them
>Other


Insects
> Establish peaceful relations
>Ask them about something else
>Leave them alone
>Invade the hives
>Other


Welcome back to Afterlife Quest! - late start edition.

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Geo-spatial intuition: Rank 4 -> 10
This ability allows for any attack to always hit barring outside influence. You also immediately know the trajectory of anything in motion.

Piloting: Rank 8 -> 10 + 144 worship spent
Total mastery of all vehicles, power armor, animal mounts, etc.

Bone Carapace: Rank 7 -> 10
This ability no longer requires the body’s nutrition to grow the bones. The bones grown in this manner have increased physical and magical protection.

Tentacle generation: Rank 6 -> 10
You can cause limbs to reform into tentacles or turn tentacles into limbs, this conversion can now be used to reform lost body parts.

Deific blast: Rank 26->30 (Max 30)
Maximum power obtained.

Blessing (?) of Nathair Sgiathach: Rank 4->????->Max
For tempting fate by trying to steal the favor of the dragon gods you have been blessed by the fancy of the fae. You can now use this ability to create a random spell effect for anyone, only three effects can be active at a time through this ability and while random it will tend to be beneficial if used on yourself or an ally and negative if used on an enemy. With a lock of their hair you can now temporarily grant another person a fantastic sylvan folk music theme song, the music lasts for 3d5 hours. You can also turn purple as long as you can hold your breath. Your realm has become shielded making it incredibly difficult for even significantly more powerful deific beings to penetrate.


>Abilities lost
Geo-spatial intuition
Piloting


>Ability gained
Vector control: Rank Max
This ability allows you to understand the motion of everything and freely manipulate it. You are able to create fields in which motion behaves according to your will. This control extends to non-physical things such as psionics, magic, forces, energy, etc. You also gain a vastly improved sense of geometry.


Ascendency worship change
Deific power increases, host nears total unlocking.

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tfw only one who brings food to game night
>meet once a week, we take turns hosting
>always make food if I can, usually small stuff like brownies or cookies, planning to do meatbread someday
>if no time, stop by local store and grab a tub of cookies
>no one else ever brings anything

mfw

>have an idea for an RPG
>be lazy
>even if I wrote it, I'd never play it
>tg would hate it, so what's the point?

>have video game idea
>too lazy to learn programming
>tfw idea guy with bad ideas

>>44001097
They probably appreciate your food

>>44001026
First for holy shit how is vox even alive. As someone who wakes up at 7:30am and goes to bed at 2-3 am, people think I'm crazy, and vox sleeps less than even that. How is he not insane or dead?

Second for reformed friends.

>>44001026
>What quest premise have you always wanted to run but your fanbase would never enjoy?
A Paladin quest in a Grimdark setting.

Think Berserk-universe, but instead of a black swordsman, you're a do-gooder Paladin. Will never happen.

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Addendum: If they are poisonous, you are immune to their poison.

Just hair hair or all body hair?

>>43999987
Can you control them?

>>43999935
It's actually a plot point in my setting that people have a clock out on them regardless if they change their race.
The only racial change for which this actually works is dragons, specifically the change to half-dragon.
It doesn't matter too much at this point anyways, because there's a cataclysmic event set for within the next two decades.

"Long life" is not a racial trait and similarly is not granted by polymorph. Try harder next time

>>43999966
Wouldn't life span fall under "and other gross physical qualities such as appearance and number of limbs"?

bumpin with more details

Something small, like a personal sized ship, I've been milling through Rogue Trader and can't find anything smaller than 1.5 km.

>>44000446
Ships just don't get that much smaller unless you get a in-system gun cutter or something. 40k isn't like Star Wars where you can have a small freighter piloted by two guys.

>>44001288
Well that's just dandy.
Murder-Vessel filled with Nurgle's disciples it is!
WOOOO

>>43998535
Focus on the beast, not the man.

>>43998535
In my case:
>all of the above
>Also don't want any races that are too alien and so 'original' that nobody feels any connection to or even remembers them

Now this is a problem. So I'm trying my very best to keep animal-races as furryless as possible and put a twist on gnomes and goblins and that shit.

>>43998535
Avoid wolf-men. Maybe avoid mammals altogether.

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>>43998355

Faruq, The Chainlink, The Servant-God

A chain stretched taught between a gnarled wooden staff and a neat metal rod

Help your loved ones, your gods, your family, your friends, your ruler, and your city. In that order.

Neon blue.

>>43998355
>The Sage
>The lotus, a lone mountain, third eye, triangles.
>Detachment, inner peace, reflection, understanding
>Light blue

>Character name, alias or deific title
Simeon
>The object, entity, place, motif or symbol that symbolizes their divine essence
The Lion
>The emotion, value, belief, desire or tradition that falls under their domain
Courage
>The color or hue of their celestial energy
Fiery yellow, probably with whitened edges

>everyone who worships him would grow really aesthetically pleasing beards