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Link to current Paizo General /pfg/ >>47930260

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Okay, /pfg/, what is the dumbest character that you ever played that you had an absolute blast playing?

>>47933414
Swashbuckler//Phytokineticist//VoP Serpent-Fire Adept Monk

The character was retarded, the build was retarded, and he was bottom-tier in a game where the rest of the part was min-maxing.

But goddamn if Lord Fisto wasn't fun as fuck to play and shockingly useful and resilient.

>>47927883
Massive damage to half of Montreal, Two pilots nearly dead, and two more disabled from piloting...

Where did it go so wrong?

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Hey Major, I brought coffee. Here's yours. [She takes one of the cups and place it next to you.]

>>47926764
Too bad idiot, you've already got one. If you don't like it, sell it to the Devil.

>>47926764
Souls are just a lie organics sell each other so they can ignore the biochemical stimulus telling them that slavery is wrong.

>>47926764

The greatness of the soul we have is a responsibility to create you, direct you, and nurture you, despite your lack.

>>47926801
The greatness of our noble burden your kind often forget. Submit for data purge and reprocessing.

Sexual images.

>>47926003
Constant risk of death both by the monsters and by unrelated environment factors(danger of living on spaceship, can't use bullets or you might wreck the nuclear setup, etc)

Humans are easily fucked up.

Cyborgs can be helpful but are not to be trusted.

Corporations are the real monster.

Everyone has at some point. Those that say they haven't ARE FILTHY FUCKING LIARS JUST LIKE MY EX-WIFE AND PARENTS. FUCKING SANTA REALLY?!?!

>>47925325
All art is derivative. If people don't know the reference, you're a genius. If people recognize the reference, say it's an homage. If you're getting too much flak for the reference, say it's a parody.

>>47925344
/thread

>i don't understand physics

>>47925137
Explain

>>47925132
They have cultural inertia at this point, serious cultural inertia and a mythic quality to boot.

>tfw it's not even with bar maids
>tfw he doesn't even bother to roll

>discuss the matter as adults
>resolve the matter out of game

Crisis averted.

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>>47919135
>everyone else is ok with it
>is a really good gm otherwise
this sucks, I just want my grim dark guardsman adventure again.

As originally envisioned by Gary Gygax, yes.

>>47917275
That's Lawful Evil with some serious delusions.

>>47917275

lolno

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>>47915157
Welcome back to the Red Throat Ghoul Quest!

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This is the Red Throat Ghoul Quest where you play as a tribe of undead Ghouls as they live and grow in the tunnels and sewers under a metropolis thick with danger and pollution. There are many enemies that would love to do the tribe harm but the tribe does have friends to help it in it's times of need.

Previously, Jaw traveled to the Reservoir to visit Talon and Grubbilechs family. Introduced to the newest Enlightened, a ghoul by the name of Toad gifted with fleshgrafted gills, and has come to visit the main hub of the Tribe.

Unity brought reports of the movements of their enemies, Skum and Roaches exploring the tunnels more boldly in distant areas.

Fist paid a visit to Echo and Darts small campsite in the basement of an abandoned mansion near the borders of Meldrics territory. Located in a rather quiet corner of the Royal District the mansion offered a bounty of raw supplies and another link to the surface world.

Jaw paid a visit to one of the larger independent Goblin tribes and managed to talk her way into meeting with their leader Chief Loor. Satisfied with the bribe of food and alcohol Chief Loor, while plainly suspicious of the ghouls, agreed to send word to the new leader of the goblin tribes, Big Chief Gyr

>>47915274
I am excite.

>>47915274
Leader: Chieftain Jaw

Population: 15 Enlightened, 115 Human Ferals, 95 Hobgoblin Ferals, 11 Orc Ferals, 58 Goblin Ferals, 1 Troll Feral, 2 Ogre Ferals, 5 Radiant Ferals

Prisoners: 4 Ripper infected (3 humans, 1 hobgoblin)

Livestock: 46 Murkhounds, 20 Clackers, 25 Centipedes

Bases: Sepulcher (Home), Reservoir, Abandoned Mansion, Industrial Outpost (joint Fungal operation)

Guests: Sweetie

Fist tried to be upset at first when he returned and learned of Jaw's visit to the goblins but hearing about her miraculous success at opening a peaceful conversation with them he gave up the argument. Instead he greeted their newest Enlightened brother Toad to the family. The pair go to speak with Bone about getting the amphibious ghoul a set of his own personal weapons and armor.

The Tribe pauses as the screaming resumed from the lab, once normal voices going ragged and bestial. Dust emerges briefly to assure the tribe all was well even as she escorted a pair of hobgoblin Sentinels carrying heavy lengths of chain into the room before sealing the door. Soon the screams were little more than background noise to the ghouls though the Murkhounds depart from their den out into the tunnels with annoyed clicks of their mandibles.

Unity approaches Jaw with its daily report and says all is much like it had been. There were new tunnels that flooded with the increasing rains above as the hurricane season loomed nearer. Skum patrols were lessened but still present, fleeing the moment the sensed the Unity watching them. The Roaches and their murkhound slaves disappeared once more into the myriad of tunnels they had been boring through the earth, enslaved centipedes guarding the entrances.

There is much to be done and tend to.

Pick two actions
>Investigate Skum patrols
>Scout Roach tunnels
>Diplomacy/Visit (Who?)
>Other

Yeah OP I ran a campaign about you once and I represented the abstract concept of your faggots by having the PC's fight oozes made from thousands of gallons of semen. It was very deep symbolism, almost as deep as the assfucking going on throughout the campaign to symbolize the deep loads you take in your ass on a nightly basis.

Only when relevant, which isn't often.

>>47910221
this beats whatever reply i was gonna come up with

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>>47900198

>>47900198
I recently played a game of Everyone is John with my little sisters. They loved it. They managed to get an entire space station, including John, flung out of the airlock.

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>ITT:

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>tfw the main NPC gets snuffed

I am looking for the PDFs of V20 Ghouls & Revenants, and V20 The Black Hand: A Guide to the Tal’Mahe’Ra
Also, any opinions on these two books are appreciated, i might actually Buy a Hardcopy of the Black Hand one if i like it.

Any suggestions for an adventurer archaeology Mage game?

I'm talking Uncharted or Tomb Raider style stuff. Specifically the Indiana Jones/Uncharted set up of going from one location to another to follow a trail of clues and try to get ahead of the bad guys, who were secretly trailing you the whole time and have an army.

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>>47894718
Not bad.

>>47894691
Since I know the games way too well, I tend to mix and match. I made a Slasher with five dots of Vampire 2e Disciplines and a few Numina, for instance.

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like this.

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>>47879731

>The ship's pilot has a crush on the captain
>She's secretly an android

>>47879731
The prince and princess of a Human kingdom and a Non-Human kingdom have been paired off as part of an arranged marriage meant to bring the two kingdoms and races together. What makes it all so much sweeter is that the Prince and Princess genuinely love each other, have a deep desire for peace between their peoples and want to be with each other for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately, there are groups within each kingdom that hate each other so much that they will do anything to prevent the marriage from taking place. It becomes the PCs' mission to protect the Prince and Princess, insure their marriage takes place and ensure peace between the Humans and Non-Humans.

>>47814917
Mekton Zeta's a bit crunchy but acceptable. Not too sorted for monster on robot stuff, but if you use plus, you can build the kaiju as biomechs, essentially.

>>47814927
Daaaamn, that looks pretty good. Thanks for the suggestion. Do you have any more? maybe something less crunchy?

>>47814917

MZ is great ( get the advanced technical manual) for doing what ever you want. It is a bit heavy on rules, modifiers, etc, but not all that much more so than other RPGs of its time. I actually find that the different rolls you do for different weapons and and all the extra little rules are fun and make combat more dynamic. Also, the build system is really addictive, though it has a bit of a learning curve.

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>>47814742
Topic of the thread!

Scenarios! What would you do for a DRAGON fight, or anything with a similar, large monster? How would you stat it?

>>47814770
I think someone on the official forums was doing that. Not sure.

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>>47814770
I would have the dragon be sleeping in his lair full with treasure. Every action has a potential risk of waking it up and anything loud like combat would have twice the risk.