I hope Briexit passes so pic related becomes affordable once their economy collapses
>can't afford $350
>Taufag
I hope Brexit fails, just to spite you.
>>47936102
Damn, really makes you think.
Why are Paladins so awesome?
Their entire existence revolves around Paladining. Even a Wizard can go and do other a thing. A Paladin is always acting in capacity as a Paladin.
>>47934054
Most people wish that their lives could have a simple, singular passion that fulfilled them.
And of them, most wish that it involved murdering things.
>>47934054
>that pic
Why would a paladin serve lawful evil?
Sororitas Appreciation Thread.
>>47924095
K.
So I read a book about Jewish folklore at this old lady's house.
Holy fucking shit. Jews are fucking nuts. It reads like 18th century Jews lived in Kingdom Death. If the main character survives with just minor injuries, it's a happy ending. The entire cosmos exists for no reason greater than to inflict horrors on them.
Why don't any roleplaying games mention this fuckery? Dark fantasy survival horror at its finest.
>>47922177
Because it would please the (((SJW))) which is unacceptable.
>>47922192
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>47922177
Give us some stories.
>>47922177
Being a Jew is suffering.
There's an old joke about a rabbi hearing that many of the younger Jewish folks in his community are really into Nazi propaganda. So the rabbi asks one of the youngsters why they like that stuff so much, and they reply:
"Because it's nice to imagine a world where we're in control for once."
Your current character must defeat Godzilla.
They only have what they have on them at this very moment.
Can they do it?
>>47920547
My characters are not currently affiliated with a military, so it's possible.
Done AND done. Just hit him until the "O" QTE appears.
Which Godzilla?
Why do girls like Tyranids?
>>47917802
Magical realms.
They're weird dinosaur bug things and cool to paint.
The only not heaps sexist to women, or faction that sexualises them to the point where all they are is big titties.
What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For the basics of combat, read this tutorial. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?769761-Exalted-3E-Combat-301.
>How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition:
>Final 3E Core Release
https://mega.nz/#!ctgxyJaC!ygkrLnFsrnBJzIUZY-dJsMfyFrhFQgDsQuuo52fcW0I
http://www.mediafire.com/download/q51qw8skdw1rg15/Exalted_3e_Core.pdf
Backer Charm Book:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/x7i7p5c4rm7kacq/Backer_Charms_Plain_Text.pdf
>Frequently updated Character Sheet with Formulas and Autofill https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for Previous Editions:
>http://pastebin.com/raw/EL3RTeB1
Mana burn edition: Would it be good? How could it be good? Who/what gets it?
Alveua is my waifu.
I want to hold her hand.
I want to hug her.
I want to stare into her eyes until she blushes like a schoolgirl, despite her almost certainly being incapable of that.
I want to kiss her on the forehead and scratch my nose against her dainty little horn (the left one).
I want her to throw me across her anvil, grab her hammer, and forge me into a bra of black steel
I want her to try me on and smile at how cozily I cradle her soft little mounds.
I want to feel the ba-thump ba-thump ba-thump of her demon heart inside of me forever
>>47910888
Trips of truth tell me please, could you play exalted as if it was ancient babylon once?
So, I'm on Vacation, I got a day of nothing else to do and GPRS in this shithole in nowhere I'm at. But I still got Photoshop on my laptop <3 :)
Here's what I offer:
> Coat of Arms of your Wishing
> Custom Helmets, Shields, whatevs
> You say the words, I draw the pictures
Here's what I want from you in return:
> Name
of your Noblehouse, Adventuringgroup, Mercenarie-Companie
> What do they do?
Like a one-sentence Description
> Who are they?
Like three Characters belonging to said group, each described in a sentence each.
Why? Because I have a setting which needs small populations of shitheads to fill the Sandbox my players engage with. :)
I'll post some examples of what I did in the past ( done this thread twice before about a month back ), if Internet provides :) :D
>>47888601
some shit I did the last couple of times:
A winged helmet! :D
>>47888616
something with Griffons:
>>47888632
Hoplites Helmet and Shield
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47898980
How does the Sajuuk from Homeworld jump compare to the Light of Terra?
Might as well get this through, I will say that the Return of the Mad King DLC is in literally the final stages of writing, and will be uploaded within (god willing) the next hour or two. For now, have this!
CHANGELOG:
Gender and Age details
Formatting changes
Updated Clear memory, now gives Memory Driver creation
Updated Big Jug of Cell Medals, Refills in time
Clarified pricing and discount schemes for items and perks
Clarified T2 Gaia Memory Set, minor wording changes
Gadget Memories buffed, each purchase gives one of each Gadget now
Clarified how the Unlimited Colors scenario is unlockedand how it interacts with the Wisp memories.
Removed Wisp Memories from Jumper Memory pool, only attainable by Unlimited Colors
Gara's Lost Work edited to take into account the ease of making or acquiring cell medals with Desire Collector and Big Jug of Cell medals
Ancient Driver buffed, comes with 3 canon medals and now has greater utility.
>>47906443
The LOT is way bigger. Way bigger (possibly 32km vs 5km).
The LOT can mount exterminatus-level weaponry, and the Sajuuk falls pretty short of that with its Phased Cannon Array (three shots to kill a battlecruiser vs the fleet-destroying Jovian cannon that the LOT can mount).
The only area the Sajuuk seems superior in is command and control - it's totally integrated with the ship's computer net, while the LOT still relies on manpower to operate.
The Sajuuk has a top acceleration of 12.5m/s/s which I'm pretty sure the LOT can best, but I believe it has the edge in maneuverability. Not sure how the trio of hyperspace cores compares to the LOT's reactors though, and I don't know how the LOT's warp drive compares to the Sajuuk's hyperdrive.
Previous Threado >>47895707:
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>47903661
Abused makes me feel bad. Incredibly bad.
>>47903661
no longer bothering to update the Adopted CYOA
this is the final version.
anyway thanks again to chenposter for the correction
>>47903685
thank you, it was getting depressing. its good, but sad.
updated version.
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47934162
>>47940121
I thought Accelerator was a trap.
Next edition should be "Tables have turned Jumpper"
>>47940090
Indeed.
KHKHKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>47940086
Really?
Makes Imagine Breaker underwhelming kinda
>>47940136
Well, you can around it if you pick up Toggle from YJ.
Or don't take any luck perks that work out of combat and don't mind being constantly fucked by bad luck (but relax, it won't kill you and it only happens out-of-combat as well).
So you're basically fine if you're a blood knight who spends all his time in combat.
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47924944
>>47934101
How about next time someone makes a jump and decides they want to give 2000cp? And don't really have more then a few extra options? Whose going to be the judge of what is enough to make extra base cp justified? Red? Just extra fuel for the people who hate her to use. The thread? Reaches a consensus one out of a hundred times if you're lucky.
It's a pointless change to one of our oldest rules that has several alternatives that have already been used.
>>47934162
And this thread is off to a great start.
Old thread, old drama.
Move on.
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47917243
Huh.
I guess that one anon really did fail to stop nine eleven.
>>47924944
So. Cloning a character would give them the soul. You could copy memories of original character and give it to them. The newly created thing, as you created its consciousness, is your companion.
What if you merged the companion with original character in a manner that merges souls?
What are some good items/materials that aren't completely unique?
Unique as in, completely non-replicate-able like infinity gems or whatever.
So I just want make sure I've got this right. It's okay to insert hot political issues like gay marriage, pedophilia, weapon ownership, and things that people have been arguing about since the dawn of time into my game as long as I don't make it a core concept of the experience right?
Like, say I make an npc, and he happens to be a Tranny, or gay, or some other blend of outside of the social norm; it's okay as long as it isn't the point of the adventure or anything like that right?
I don't want to keep minorities out of my game just because it will trigger the autistic who don't like that these people exist in the first place.
>>47942157
It's only okay if your players are okay with it.
This is like rule number one of running literally any game.
>>47942157
Pretty much. Don't tokenize, don't virtue signal, don't constantly call attention to it, and don't make it their entire character.
>>47942181
>don't tokenize
So I should make sure to have at least 2 of whatever minority?
As an amerifat plebian who knows little about foreign finances and politics, what the hell is all the hubbub about brexit and wargaming? What does this mean for GW and other european companies? Are they going to raise their prices even further to account for the dropping pound, and will this mean higher prices in america too because of it?
Can someone explain this all to me?
>>47937676
>Can someone explain this all to me?
Even plebs know what an exchange rate is.
you dont know anything about gw if you ever ask yourself "if" they are going to raise prices
>>47937676
For Americans, they're likely going to be cheaper.