I'm a chad. time to face your fears. Why are you such a loser?

Maybe because I want it

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>>34801123
>I'm chad
K

>>34801123
Ur a tattooed pos fuck off with ur lame permanent scribbles, nice lifelong accessory u got there u idiot

>>34801247
>this fucking new
That's Conor Mcgregor you /b/tard

Because I will throw a fucking boulder on you toe and while you jump around in pain I will grab ur balls and SQUEEZE dem shits till they pop like bubble gum bubble. Any other questions you annoying rat shit role player?

>>34801562
Next time don't blow your whole vocabulary in one reply you cock also you probably shouldn't skip days on your meds kid

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>>34801123
>I'm a chad
LMAOOOOOO OK BUDDY

>>34801635
Hahaha doesn't believe me because sees I'm on r9k I promise you Aside from being a huge jacked ape but personality and socially I promise you bud

>>34801690
Real Chads don't know what 4chan is let alone /r9k/. You're just a failed normie at best.

>>34801690
>Hahaha doesn't believe me because sees I'm on r9k
Chad aren't this insecure, sorry bud better luck next time

>>34801599
>le crazy
>le kid
So that's how pathetic nu males "argue" on reddit. Thanks for sharing and bye bye now

>>34801730
Call me what you want but the girls you chase choose me so have fun riding the feels train

>>34801747
>>34801765
If you notice the laughter in front I was laughing at it you really think I care whether a bunch of retards online believe me I'm not on here to prove myself I'm here to listen to your pathetic whining

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>>34801123
Chad, take me as your apprentice plz.

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>>34801823
I hope for your sake that this is just intentionally bad bait

>>34801886
I didn't think it was that bad desu

>>34801977
>"I'm a chad"
>"I'm not on here to prove myself"
It was pretty bad tBh FaM

>>34801881
Ditch any bs anime you have or know only weebs like weebs

>>34802020
This already sounds impossible.

>>34802017
If I made one autist cry my job is done so...

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>>34802043
>one
Pathetic.

>>34801123
Okay shitdick, walk me through picking up a girl at a bar.

I'm well groomed, dressed, and slightly above average in looks so the cover of my book is fine.

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>its another "guise im totally a chad but Im not gonna post a picture of myself" thread

>>34801123
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.

>>34801123

Once upon a time I tried to face my fears but I was afraid so it did not work out

>>34802076
I just use the straight up approach I used to fuck around with a reason to approach but a regular pick up would be hey sorry if this is forward but I just thought you were really cute and I wanted to talk to you so what brings you out tonight? Idk I've done years of improv so I don't really think things through anymore I just go and talk read their body language and go from there but I am very successful with girls because I can play both the douche bag and the nice guy

>>34802086
If I hadn't have decided to be a cunt in the beginning of the thread I would post a picture I just don't want some weird fuck tracing it to my Instagram and fucking with me

>>34802247
Confirmed for failed normie guy who's here to overblow his sexual conquest in an attempt to feel better about his complete inability to satisfy women in any capacity past an orally stimulated orgasm.

Have fun dating shitty women.

>>34802130
>>34802204
Sounds like you've been cucked by a chad a time or two

>>34801123
>l'm a chad
>posts on r9k

>>34802315
I'm 20 and I've just hit the 40 mark for girls I've hooked up with you tell me if that's over blown granted only a quarter have been real life pick ups the rest have been tinder but still

>>34801123
I am an alcoholic. Proud of it. Degeneracy is all I got left. Really just trying to save money now so I can move to Thailand for a long time. I think this makes me a loser.

>>34802373
Focuses on others saying they are chad rather than why he is a loser

>>34802247
>"but I am very successful with girls because I can play both the douche bag and the nice guy"
>spot the virgin: easy mode

>>34802296
And now heres the excuse. Exactly how every one of these threads go.

Its time to stop posting, champ

>>34802420
Use Thailand as a fresh start things are cheap there and women are easy get a couple cuties and live it up I plan on something similar minus degeneracy and alcoholosm

>>34802444
I lost my virginity a year ago when I was 19 because I was a beta fuck but I did acting all through school and I just forced myself to act like chad until I realised I'd done it

>>34802452
Would you post a picture of yourself after calling the anonymous hacker group 4 chan pussies?

>>34802335
The longer you stay here the more likely you are to be affected by this board's influence.
If you don't want to be a cyborg you should leave immediately.

>>34802568
Nah I'm more of a /pol/ /biz/ guy but work was really slow today so I thought I'd check for a tard thread on r9k or something there usually quite good

>>34801246
/thread

Xdxdxdxdxd

>>34801123
All these grumpy neck beards crying cuz they will never know what a pussy smells like