My life has been steadily getting worse ever since I blew

I wish my cock hooked upward like that

As a female, that dick looks kind of aesthetic. One of the very few dicks that actually look nice, as most dicks look ugly as fuck.
I like his oversized black-ish sweater, though. Looks really cute on him.

>>34801166
great blog

>>34801166
>roast host telling us how ugly she thinks our dicks are

fuck off

>>34801004
every load you blow after your first gets increasingly worse and worse until you don't feel anything at all. its the ultimate in diminishing returns

>>34802039
I disagree, they're all good

>tfw masturbating since elementary school

I curse that classmate who told me about it, I could've been innocent and pure.

>>34801166
> most dicks look ugly as fuck

bisex faggot here, this is wrong. Vaginas rarely look good yet dicks are cute in all shapes and sizes.

probably a coincidence. My life has been steadily getting worse since I drew my first breath

>>34801166
willies are lovely, fuck off dyke