What is Vaseline useful for? It seems it is one of those grandma's

>>34801019
covering a wound

I generally agree though

>>34801019
Put it on your lips when they're chapped.

You fucking mong.

>>34801019
it's pretty useful for a lot of stuff IIRC

>>34801019
Don't you use it for anal sex?

It's good to fap with every now and then

>>34801108
>not going raw
why?

when I was like 15 I used to try lotion and stuff because I would hear people talk about it. It didn't make it feel any better and just made a mess and was a hastle

it's a good moisturizer and lube

>>34801140
I go raw most of the time, anon. That's why I said every now and then! Although as far as lube goes I prefer coconut oil anyway.

lotion obviously

>>34801140

Doing it dry makes my peepee hurt.

>>34801019
Sometimes I get awful diarrhea or beer shits. After wiping my ass an incredible amount after that, my ass is super chapped. Little Vaseline helps.

>>34801019
You can use it to return moisture to the head of your dick overnight.

Rub some on cotton balls and then they can be used as fire starters.

If you like ants, you can coat the top sides of terrariums to keep them from climbing out.

>>34801367
You can set ants on fire, cool.

>>34801217
I don't understand how this would work

>>34801225
this is pretty much all i'd use it for. if you take a nasty shit and your ass is on fire and hurts, put some vaseline on it and it helps

It's good for your hair you plebs.

>>34801019
lube
chapped lips
dry skin in general
can start fire
lots of random shit

>>34801019
Rub some on the threads of light bulbs so they are easier to remove when they burn out.

>>34802073
Cruel anon! Why do you do that?

>>34801064
>Don't you use it for anal sex?

No. It's not a lubricant. It's mostly used for dry skin.

>>34802938
All jokes about vaseline are about anal sex! Vaseline implies anal sex! Isn't it so everywhere?

>>34801019
I just use it for masturbating

put it on this thread