I want to give a warm hug to all the sad and lonely robots

Same, and I'm also a femanon. Twinsies, I guess.

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Most of the guys here stink. You think you want to hug them, but the way you imagine them is nowhere near reality and if you actually came face to face with one of these guys, your compassion would immediately (and rightfully) go away

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I wanna give you lead.

>>34801253
People like you are the reason many robots you hate became the way they are.

I'm not saying I have ill will towards you, but think about what you're doing. You're advising someone else not to feel sympathy for someone you yourself find disgusting. That is cruel and thoughtless behavior, and I hope for your sake that you yourself become an outcast one day.

>>34801290
I am not advising anyone to to anything. I simply stated some facts. The men who post here literally smell bad and have poor hygiene. Your desire to hug them would go away if you came face to face with them, that is just a fact. If you followed through and hugged them, the first thing you would feel is the sweat seeping through the guy's dirty t-shirt.

>>34801253
This.
>>34801161
>>34801190
>>34801290
>more smelly neckbeards pretending to be women
Your own mom wouldn't want to hug you. Pretending to be a girl online won't suddenly make you not repulsive.

>tfw my ex used to lick my armpits
>tfw she used to call me her personal beer brewery
>mfw some bitch be sayin iz smellz online
Get fucked you lonely vapid cunt, you dont DESERVE my godly beer stank

>>34801161
>make a thread where you say you're female and act kind to robots
>edgelords threaten to rape or kill you
>don't make another thread
You should be pleasantly surprised if this doesn't happen.

>>34801253
Keep in mind that the guys begging girls for contact information or meet ups are generally the worst people here.

I would probably agree though. A few years ago most robots seemed worth talking to, but now it feels like 95% of people here are young, mean, and stupid.

>>34801161
I like Madoka Magica a lot. I hope you have a good day anon.

>>34801161
>"I wanna be nice to all the robutts :'("
>create stealth robot hate thread
/r9k/ is like bizarro /b/

And before you losers think I'm defending robots, I think you should all kill yourselves.

>>34801593
>/r9k/ is like bizarro /b/
This tells me you need to go back to /b/.

>>34801509
>it feels like 95% of people here are young, mean, and stupid
I remember my first day on 4chan too

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please be my mommy

>>34801636
I've been here for four years. This board went to shit in late 2014, and will probably never really recover.

>>34801671
/r9k/ was never not shit.
Regularly using the gentleman meme unironically should have been grounds to get this cesspool nuked for good

>>34801697
It was never good but it was better than it is now. This board, and most of the site, has gotten much faster while the posts have gotten much shorter. I wasn't around for the gentleman phase, so I can't talk about that, but you're out of your mind if you think this is better than 2013 /r9k/.

>>34801764
I don't regularly come here.
If you think /r9k/'s decline is bad, you have no mind.

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>>34801161
>>34801190
If ur rly femanons then thanks. And I'm just rly shy otherwise I'm pretty slender and have been called cute n other nice words in the past, I'm just like I said incredibly shy
t. s a d b o y

>>34801835
>If you think /r9k/'s decline is bad, you have no mind.
If you're saying nobody should come here and it's no loss, I can sympathize.

If you're saying rare Pepes and trap threads are on par with greentext stories and feel threads, then fuck you.

>>34801849
They aren't "rly femanons", and you'll die alone if you're pathetic enough to think they are.

>>34801161
Who fucking cares if you're a guy or girl, give me a hug you fag.

>>34801905
>greentext stories and feel threads
You're actually autistic if you think this was ever the majority of this board's content.

If you feel any sort of nostalgia for /r9k/ you should honestly just hang yourself.

>>34801944
It was a much larger percentage than it is now. There was a ton of cancer, lots of >I'm so glad you don't care about my past, anon!, plenty of porn, and endless shitposting, but it was still way better than this.

>If you feel any sort of nostalgia for /r9k/ you should honestly just hang yourself.
I don't even disagree with this that much, but I am nostalgic about it. It was an awful waste of time, but I liked a lot of people here and could have even been friends with many of them. It was something like solidarity, and I do miss that. I know I'm pathetic.

>>34802046
>I liked a lot of people here and could have even been friends with many of them
If you're this much of a loser, you have no grounds to whine about the current state of the bitter virgin shitpost board.

>>34801161
Too bad I don't want your fucking pity hug

>>34802119
The bitter virgin shitpost board was made for me after getting deleted, so of course I'd be concerned with its quality.

>>34802165
>red board
>concerned with its quality
You genuinely belong here.

>>34802233
Obviously it would be better if it was a blue board, but I liked a place for whiny, lonely people to blogpost. I enjoy reading sad stories.

But enough about me. What's led a well adjusted, needlessly hostile young person like you here?

>>34802305
>but I liked a place for whiny, lonely people to blogpost.
That's exactly what this board is. You're just butthurt that you've realized whiny, lonely people are generally shithead losers.
>What's led a well adjusted, needlessly hostile young person like you here?
Where else would I go to be needlessly hostile to whiny, self important neckbeards?

>>34802383
>You're just butthurt that you've realized whiny, lonely people are generally shithead losers.
Generally true, but there used more older, smarter people here. Also, it's definitional that whiny, lonely people are losers.

Honestly, most normalfags aren't that much better. There are plenty of dumbasses all over the place.

>Where else would I go to be needlessly hostile to whiny, self important neckbeards?
Then you're also pathetic. Almost everybody makes friends and is, to some extent, sexually successful when they're young. Going out among bottom of the barrel outliers to feel superior to somebody only means that you're pretty damn low on the totem pole.

>>34801253
This

Loser who used to be a robot then ended up getting /fit/ and succesful here, here's my story with other robots
>set up a skype group with robots back in 2013
>none of them can talk for shit
>insecure and defensive all the time
>can't get them to do anything
>fat
>yell at their parents
>live with parents

Dude thank god l was only 18 back then, l decided that l couldn't possibly end up like them so l started lifting and reading books, now l make money from home by making vidya and spend the rest of my days lifting and playing vidya


Don't go believing that robots are cute, they're disgusting manlets

>>34802551
Well robots being unable to socialise is pretty much par for the course m8. I can't even banter since I don't know how to. Still i'm trying.

>>34802551
>none of them can talk for shit
This is what makes me feel really bad for them. They were fucked as young as 12 from nonexistent socialization.

>>34802492
>most normalfags aren't that much better'
I can guarantee that even the shittiest "normalfags" are better people than you.
>to feel superior to somebody
That's not the point of griefing you underage ass clown.

>>34802648
>I can guarantee that even the shittiest "normalfags" are better people than you.
And I know from personal experience that isn't true.

>griefing
>ass clown.
At least I'm not 36 years old and trying to make people angry on 4chan.

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you'll get over it once you interact with one

>>34802699
>I know from personal experience that isn't true.
Sitting in your mother's basement as you scream about "normies" on your autistic virgin online hugbox is a relatively isolated experience.
>>griefing
>>ass clown.
>At least I'm not 36 years old
This website is for 18+ :^)

>>34801161
Fuck you, I don't need your pity.
You're not so great just because you're a whore.
Your hugs are worthless.

>>34802788
>Sitting in your mother's basement as you scream about "normies" on your autistic virgin online hugbox is a relatively isolated experience.
I'm in college buckaroo.

>This website is for 18+ :^)
21 years old.

>>34801849
You sound really cute tbqh