So it finally happened. I'm a 31 year old NEET, been living

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Those hobos don't fall out of the air, they have their stories.

Sounds like you're about to bolster their ranks.

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learn how to fight, because soon you'll be fighting fellow hobos in a death match for a half eaten hotdog out of the trash, NEETIE.

Hope the NEETdom was worth destroying your life lmao.

>>34815485
How does it feel knowing that your parents no longer care whether you live or die? They have to know or at least have a feeling that you won't survive.

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>>34815485
>The fuck do I do now?
Suicide. I would rather die than be homeless

>>34815540
mm i dont think it was

>>34815541
meh, indifferent

>>34815560
been thinking about it but im too much of a pussy, plus id rather say fuck it all and get money other unconventional ways i guess

>>34815485

You should become more physically powerful and try to maintain it, being a successful bum is a competitive game, you have to fight other bums for panhandling territory and protect it. Stay away from drugs, just be the strongest and most rabid homeless guy in your area.

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You should work as wageslave and learning at the same time, you will regret being hobo. After a few years you will be able to buy normal pc, games and live the comfy life outside the work, it is better than being homeless.

Invest the money you have in bitcoin.

>>34815485
It's illegal for them to kick you out without following proper eviction procedure. They might also be too embarrassed to get the police to kick you out.

>>34815874
Are you retarded? If you're an adult and don't pay rent they can kick you out without an eviction notice. Only if you pay rent are you considered a tenant then youre entitled to 30 days notice.

Most parents won't be that harsh but they well within their legal rights to be.

>>34815943
bingo, and my father would kick me out immediately if i told him that shit.

>would rather be homeless than work
you'll change your tune after about 12 hours of being homeless

Why did they wait until 31?

I'm 30 and my parents have come to a point where they've just accepted it and just act like I'm not going anywhere.

>>34815943
That's false. Tenants are people who are allowed to live in someone else's house. Usually they pay for it, but not always.

>>34816021
sorry i didnt specified. I havent found a job the last 2 years but i worked before that, for like 7 years or so. It's not like I was a neet my whole life.

Get a job OP I know you can do it I believe in you!

Don't give up, OP. You must find a job and get your life on track again. Trust me, you will NOT be happy being homeless.

Youd rather be a bum than work. i suggest charging for glory holes and sucking cock, faggot. Youre a little too old to appeal to the queer bathroom crowd so a glory hole is what you need. what a pathetic guy you are. You think youre too good to actually work a job that would hire your backwards ass. I hope only niggers come to your glory hole, faggot.

>>34815943
>>34815943
I think the laws vary by state but in mine they're legally required to have the sheriff come out and serve you a 90 day notice. You might not pay rent but you are an established resident at that property

>>34816367
>>34816457
yeah i think im really gonna put some effort in getting one.

Just get on some govt programs, don't become homeless. You'll be homeless forever, it's a trap