>tfw can't even get a gf in my dreams anymore

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> Almost all my dreams now involve me getting rejected.

MFW

The last time I had an intimate encounter with a girl was in a dream I had in July 2012 where I was in some kind of gymnasium watching my childhood friends keep a basketball away from a group of girls. One of the girls came over and sat beside me on the wooden sports bench and rested her temple against my shoulder and told me her first name. I woke up soon after and spent 4 hours on facebook searching through girls with her first name until I realized how fucking retarded I was being.

>>34815707
>>34815657

Can't tell which is more depressing

>the only sex I have in dreams is by getting raped by my high school bully

>>34815349
Last time that happened I dreamed I had an entirely different life, not only I had a cool sweet girlfriend but I had good friends too and we lived in a cool apartment in the nice side of town and I had a job and fulfillment and life was actually good
Then I woke up and tried to ho back to sleep, I think I get these dreams after 5 months of not talking to anyone

>>34815707
You know that theory that all people in our dreams are real people you once encountered and your brain uses them from memory? Maybe it wasn't so retarded.

>>34815788

That's not even a theory.

It IRL. We even project our past experiences on people who look similar too. Our brain is pretty lazy.

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>>34815767
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okie doki then

You guys need help

>>34816190
Are you going to help me? No?
Well don't complain then

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>>34816190
Lol cunt fuck off normie

Normie, as in guy who can actually have a functioning life and go somewhere. Sure I'll help you all. Who do I send the rope to? But then again your all probably to fat to support it. And would just use it for auto erotic asphyxiation. Get a life.

>>34815349
For the first time last night I had a dream I was going out with a girl. It felt real. The intimacy, the feelings, everything. I wish I could carry it on every night and have a literal dream girl.

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>>34816190
You're not wrong but your not going to help, are you?

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>>34816263
Woah shit this escalated quickly what happened to you man? Do you need someone to talk to, were just goofing around...

>>34815807
>Our brain is pretty lazy
No it isn't, it's just spotting patterns and making associations.

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>not getting the dreams where I'm a girl
>keep getting the space witches dream

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>tfw can't even dream anymore

I never have dreams about girls, but regularly have them about top tier anime porn sites. Been this way since I was a teenager. Am I the only one?

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>>34816826
> Be web developer
> Have wet dreams about Hentai Havens amazing layout
> Nut in my sleep just thinking about the amazing implementation of bootstrap

Today I had a dream with my old oneitis. It happens from time to time, I wake up wondering how can I love her so much but then realise that years have passed since and she probably doesn't even think about me anymore. The feelings slowly fade into the monotone loneliness of my days but it's nice to remember how love feels like and how strong it is, even if my dreams are a sad copy only, a miserable shadow of the real thing