>be 13 >practically brainwashed into believing I was falcon

>>34838969
>it becomes part of my sex drive
>these things still turn me on

What does?

>>34839060
>>34839060
Original peregrine falcons.

You should falcon punch your mom

>>34839679
>peregrine falcons
i automatically think animorphs when i hear someone mention that particular species of that particular bird

Sounds like the average Gen Xer parent desu

>>34838969
At least you're not into only soft vore since you're 4, I don't know why, how could a kid get into that degerate shit, but it's the only thing I've ever masturbated to

>>34839729
She thinks she's had sex with aliens during abductions, so nothing's out of the realm of possibilities for that psycho bitch.

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>>34839723
You are a pleb, and your young-adult fiction series is inferior.

>>34839781
>soft vore
what the fuck is that

>>34839846
Why is that falcon on his shoulder and not sitting on a glove? And you have the nerve to call him a pleb. . .

*Teleports behind you*

*Takes falcons hood off"

"pssh, nothing personnel, kid"

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>>34839877
Okay. I didn't know there would be anime role-players in this thread, I guess I picked the wrong cover art.

>>34839863
Being swallowed and digested alive, possibly shrunken down

>>34839925
How did you even have that idea at 4? How is that in any way related to sexual gratification? You just want to die and be eaten by birds? You want to die so bad that thinking about it makes you hard?

>>34840025
Not by birds, by cute girls now and by hippos when I was 4.

>>34840061
If you are a virgin maybe get a hooker and see if you can have sex without thinking about the fetish stuff.

Did you grow up in a super sexual environment? I can say I had no concept of sex until I was maybe 9 or 10.

>>34840112
No, I didn't until I was 9.