I'm gonna try and go an entire day without fapping even once!

That isn't hard you sperg

>>34875120
It is for me. Perhaps it is YOU who is the sperg?

Why?
you don't actually get super powers

I mean it's one thing if you just don't feel like it or get around to it, but I see no need to avoid it on purpose. You have to know how to listen to your body. It automatically wants what is healthy. Instead of all these silly diets and training regimens I go by feel and have felt better, gained weight, and hit more PRs than ever before. The best program is individualized. Unless you have a team of doctors drawing blood 5 times a day you will get better results just by being in tune with yourself.

>>34875098
>trying to nofap
>fetish is hormone tiddies

why do you sabotage others on this same quest

>>34875230
I'm sorry, I just wanted an attention grabbing image.

>>34875134
No you're definitely the sperg

Nice gyno faggot
why do I keep getting muted

>>34875217
>It automatically wants what is healthy.
Not true. Are bodies are wired to crave sugar because it used to be much less common than it is today, and our bodies wanted us to get it whenever possible. Now sugar is abundant, but our taste buds still crave it in excess. If you do what your body wants then you'll always be taking the path of least resistance. Which means sitting on the couch and eating sweets.

>>34875243
Good luck anon, youll feel better tomorrow.

My practice gf had tits like those.

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>>34875098
That's a cute feminine penis anon and those nipples look very tender, do hormones make them sensitive?

>>34875292
>do hormones make them sensitive?
Yes, is this your first day of fapping to traps?

>>34875098
kind of hot upper body and hands that pictured trap has. too bad the face is probably busted and manly as all hell.

>>34875270
Wrong, you only think that because you aren't really listening. Your second grade understanding of Evo psych simply isn't accurate. You want sugar and are just going through mental gymnastics to justify it. Sugar has been abundant for thousands of years. It makes up between 40 and 60% of my diet, there is nothing wrong with it and there's no such thing as a sugar craving.

Give it a try, an honest try and don't just resort to >durr me liek candy, sugar nom. Think about how you feel and what you want then act accordingly. I'm not some anomaly that is somehow the only person who thinks good health feels good. 99+% of people possess this ability.

If that's too much, try sitting on the couch eating sweets. I guarantee after one week you will feel like shit. I guess it's a good way to shake your delusional belief though.

The core concept for either is the same. Listen to your body and tweak accordingly. Just avoid dogma and blind adherence to routine. Ultimately the body knows what's best.

>>34875270
>>34875489
humans evolved to like the taste of "sweet" because it was used to gauge the ripeness of fruits, btw

>>34875489
>You want sugar
Exactly, now what is the point of the rest of your post?
>thousands of years
Negligible in evolution

>>34875549

That's dumb, agriculture began long after fruit was included in our diet. What good is gauging the ripeness when you just need something that gives energy and won't hurt you too much? The people who preferred food that gives energy and won't kill them just happened to survive and breed more often than ones who find hemlock delicious.

>>34875706

If you try reading slowly or get your mommy to explain you might see the point. If you tell me what part you struggle with I can try to break in down more. I write assuming a 5th grade education, same as most newspapers are written.

Thousands of years is not negligible in evolution, read up on natural selection and maybe a little on Mendel. That's asking you to understand a lot though. It will help of course, but your time is better spent learning the basics of nutrition and a little physiology. And listening to your body, don't forget that part.

>>34875903
>agriculture

anon, we were eating fruit before agriculture was a thing. when we were hunter/gatherers, fruit was a part of the normal diet.

this is why bitter tastes are an 'acquired' taste, you have to tell your body "yo this isn't poison you're good" but you're predisposed to like swee things.

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>ywn have a trap gf

REEEE

>>34875970
i fucking know this feel

>>34875942
>agriculture began long after fruit was included in our diet
>we were eating fruit before agriculture was a thing

They're the same idea really, I didn't think it needed clarification or else I'd have gone into more detail.

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>>34876067
>ywn have a trap gf because you're an autist and couldn't live up to your parents knowing
>ywn be a trap and have a trap gf

>>34875230
Some actually likes hormone titties? They were always a source of embarassment for me anon. P-pls be my bf.

>>34876200
yeah sure, i'm single after all.

[email protected], just tell me what you want to talk over there.

>>34875970
SUCKJEN

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>>34876226
Anon actually responded to me?

Thats unusual.

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>>34876226
>tfw no hormone titty bf

>>34876253
It'll be more unusual if you email me. :^)

If you care about your body enough for you to take HRT you have no reason to be this fat. You disgust me.

>>34875098
I try never to fap on V-Day, just to see if I can resist. I'd rather wallow in self pity and sadness and loneliness than fap today.

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>>34875098
hormone titties are the fucking best

>>34876389
Fuck, I wish I could take hormones and get these without destroying my life

you have to back to your board, you're the new ponyfaggots, feminine penis this, girl (male) that its boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

>>34876480
/pol/ is a containment board too, faggot.

>>34876480
Dressing up as a trap is not the same as being a degenerate who actually thinks they are a woman.

t. /pol9k/

>>34876531

So is /r9k/, cunt.

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>>34875098
oh god what the fuck is wrong with your tits jesus christ

>all these retards who think that's me in the photo

>>34875489
>It makes up between 40 and 60% of my diet, there is nothing wrong with it and there's no such thing as a sugar craving.
Enjoy your cancer.

>>34876597
you committed the cardinal sin of having a picture that's more interesting than your topic

fucking enjoy faggot

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>>34876431
why would it ruin your life? PLenty of people do it

>>34876694
those can't be real

sauce?

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>>34876694
I'm a bit trap-like, but it's a bit obvious I'm a man when I dress, despite looking a little feminine. Though I'd love tits, I'd kill myself if my parents knew I was wanted to take hormones

I just want to look like a cute girl but I'm scared of hormones and getting old

>>34876715
https://www.reddit.com/user/surpriseitssteak/

>>34876726
why would it be bad if your parents knew?

>>34876571
being a transtrender is a horrible fate to a misguided straight man who could of had a normal life but spent too much time on the internet. the video still stands because he's a hon

t. fag who wants men to be men and gays to be respected rather than sissies

>>34876771
I have no idea, I've always been weird with them. Our relationship is good, but I'd be mortified if they ever found out I had a gf in the case of me having one. Same goes with this. Thus I'll just crossdress in private and for horny freaks on Omegle

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>deleted all my porn a few days ago

>>34875970
what's her name? i've seen her before somewhere...

>>34876905
I wish I knew, I pulled it off of /gif/ and I found it sitting in my trap folder. She's hot

>>34876771
>>34876771
>only two videos

we need more minerals

>>34876960
>two videos
sauce me the second one brotendo

>>34876625

My diet and lifestyle is as clean as can be. There is nothing wrong with slightly less sugar than the FDA suggests. If anything it will be my heart that does me in. I have family history and some connective tissue fuckery. Most adult cancers are pretty easily avoided. It's arguable prostate cancer is inevitable with age but I mitigate that with many big cums. The rest is common sense shit. Don't be fat, don't smoke, avoid sun exposure, etc.. I am afraid of liver cancer because I love my wine too much to give up. Cardiovascular is the biggest killer in the nation though, so I'd rather shift some risk to another organ. Aside from satisfaction and quality of life, big red wines have been shown to have multiple benefits.

I have a source for legit California cabernet sauvignon juice unpasteurized. I'm drinking 3 or 4 bottles a week for under $6/bottle. The trick is making extra so you can let it age some. Nothing crazy but there's really a difference if you give it a couple years. That's my autistic passion though. I don't want to derail it into something more interesting. Listen to your body about alcohol. It will tell you the right amount. Some people ignore their body and become alcoholics or worse, teetotallers. This is what I'm trying to help everyone avoid.

>>34876905
>>34876925
Sue Lightning

original comment right here

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>>34877147
Thank you, I will enjoy her

>>34875098
>bigger dick than me
Eugh

>>34877191
thats a sign. you were born to be a trap. youll love it, girl.

>>34877204
I'm too old and too masculine to become a trap, but thanks.

>>34876771
wtf I love cheska now

>>34877169
https://xhamster.com/movies/5949789/beautiful_t-girl_cums.html

>>34876807
I know that feel anon. I can never tell my parents because I'm afraid of disappointing them. I don't want to live my life as a guy though, I hate this.

>>34877287
you're going to have to decide whether you're going to live your life for your parents or yourself eventually

>>34877286
Time to masturbate desu
>>34877287
I would do anything to be a woman. I don't want to be a tranny freak though. I want to be a real woman. Being a trap in private partially fulfills that

>>34877316
i'd date her for realz

>>34876793

If the Internet made people women then there would be a lot more trannies than the already exaggerated figure of 1% of population. Don't blame us for your degeneracy. I might fuck one if I got desperate enough, but I'd never want to be one.

>>34877305
I know. I don't think I have the balls to ever live for myself in any way. I'm just shit at life

>>34877169
>tfw had matching black and purple socks and arm warmers

I miss them

>>34877799
Jealous desu, Where did they go? I used to crossdress but I purged out of shame. I hope to buy more soon

>>34877823
I still have my socks, left my arm warmers at my exs place on accident.she also has my nirvana shirt. Probably all thrown out tho.

>>34877357
Clearly, you just need to live for someone else that wants you to grow cute little hormone tits.

>>34877823
>I purged out of shame
>I hope to buy more soon
make up your mind anon

>>34879202
I regret it, so crossdressing is the superior choice. I love cute clothes

>>34875217
My body wants a big mac

>>34876694
>>34876389
i would only do it till i could stop taking the hormones and still safely go back
this seems far from that point
it's very cute though

>>34879284

Mine doesn't care for them but the body knows best. I don't know the nutrition on big macs but the double cheeseburger is pretty godly as far as fast food goes. I can eat three of them if I go fast. They can be kind of filling though, bit of a two edged sword there. A high calorie meal does little good if you don't eat much afterwards. A shockingly large of amount of large people wouldn't consider this to be a problem though.

>>34876389
>>34876694

She has tits about twice as big as my real girl gf. I should have gotten a tranny if that's how they turn out. I prefer blowjobs anyway so it's not like I'll miss the unnecessary extra hole.

>>34875970
tfw a trap and will never have a bf only guys who do hookups and forget about you after cumming.