Tell me /r9k/, what's your first impression of me? Pic is me

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>>34875738
3dpiggu ~desu

>>34875738
Vain.

Orginal.

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>>34875738
>apple
fucking disgusting
>duckface
fucking atrocious
>tiny tits
just plain wrong
>long eyelashes
guys have longer eyelashes than girls, accept it
>pink nails
bitch you look like you been scoopin up strawberry ice cream. grow up and clip your nails or i'll tear them off myself

>not taking pic in vertical
you're cooler than i thought, marry me

>>34875738
why the fuck are you scrunching your face like that, its disgusting.

>>34875738
Very pretty indeeeed

>>34875738
Probably really sweet, but a crazy daddy issues slut behind the scenes. Would choke and then cuddle afterwards.

>>34875863
Or strawberry flavored crap.
I want to taste those fingernails now ;_;

that phone is huge

also her face is dopey af

>>34875738
At this stage id marry you. Happy lonely valentines day faggots. . _.1

>>34875738
im willing to bet thats not op but a picture of ops crush

>>34875738
I find you sexually attractive


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What kind Slowpoke-looking retard still takes bathroom selfies anymore?

Especially with an iPhone, which should have a good front facing camera.

Need a timestamp pls. I can't judge Beauty without citing it first.

>>34875738

>slut
>Out of my league anyways

>>34875738
You look kind of vain, duck face is always a turn off. But I'd date you anyway if we lived anywhere near each other because all I really want is some affection.

>>34875738

Boring LARPer.

>>34875738
ducc face
basic bitch

>>34875738
Looks average.
Nails are shit.
Phone is shit.
Nothing special is seen here.

>>34875738
pure, beautiful + my dick is rock hard rn

cash me outside bitch, how bow dah?

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>>34875738
fucking LEAVE ROASTIE!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

looks like ariana grande's inbred cousin

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>>34875738

-Duckface makes you look vapid
-Make-up and done-nails imply societal integration, but non overt nature of this implies moderation and lack of complete superficiality
-Very modest attire implies candid non-premeditated selfie (though that may be an oxymoron)

One would be inclined to say that since you are taking a selfie, you're part of shallow mainstream culture, but selfies are so ubiquitous among women that you can't make that kind of judgment anymore

In general, you look like a normal grill. Socially adjusted, probably nice. Nothing positively or negatively unique.

Also, not to say you are unattractive, but you would look considerably more attractive if you let your hair down.
But you knew this, and did it anyway.
It would seem you are intentionally trying to downplay your attractiveness, the same way women do in business environments.

Apparently, you're familiar with the social dynamics of /r9k/..

>>34875738
A spoiled brat that needs a good ass-fucking

I wanna sex you