So....

>>34880193
Meh....I guess it could've been worse.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

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>>34880259
Why?

Whhhhhhhhhyy did you post that?????

>>34880193
i had my first complete mental breakdown like an hour ago. that was fun

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I never left the house

>>34880193
I convinced myself to go to school today, and nearly lsot my mind at all the whores with gifts. I swear I'm going to go full Elliot Rodger someday if this keeps.

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>>34880193
I saw John Wick 2 for a third time, this time with a qt (pic related). Turns out slowly increasing physical contact to gague her interest level works. Got hand at or around boob level.

Also she did this thing where she gave me a hug but kinda lightly pressed her fingers into my back and sorta trailed them across my sides when we let go? Like it's kinda weird but her apartment's nice.

She makes me feel strange. Not like sexual strange, just...what exactly do you have to gain from this man why are you entertaining the notion of maybe dating a dick like myself?

>>34880439
My advice to you is to fuck whores to help keep your sanity. Find yourself a good Asian massage parlor on backpage listed under "body rubs" and spend $200-$220 ($60-$80+$140 "tip") there once a month or so.

It's far better than allowing yourself to grow bitter from your shitty life experiences. If Elliot had spent his money on things like this, he probably wouldn't have shot up Isla Vista; when you're actually getting sex, it bothers you far far less.

>>34880966
>maybe dating a dick like myself
>dick...like myself

Wut? Are you dating a trap or something? Didn't Admiral Ackbar warn you about this shit?

>>34880193
Me and a friend got drunk and bitched about how awful women are. Then I came home and my roommate started giving me shit because he's in his first relationship ever and thinks that makes him better than everyone else, and I just roasted him about it until he got mad and then I went to my room to browse /r9k/. Also my beta oneitis messaged me this morning but she has a boyfriend and so I just sort of ghosted her on that.

>>34880193
I spent it playing some mmorpgs listening to horrorcore and getting drunk.

>>34880259
Wow, Chris is looking GOOD!!

I remembered the day I lost 4 of my closest friends again. It's been 7 years since then. They're still alive but they told me goodbye and haven't talked to me since.

Sorry for your loss, op.

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>>34881037
No, she's a bio female born and raised.

I'm saying that I'm a metaphorical dick.

>>34881072
You gonna love this.

https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly

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>>34880259
I bet that thing is full of dried cum inside

>>34881121
OP here.

This is a rare case where the loss is actually alright; she was 95 years (and 4 days) old. She lived more than a full life, and over the past 5 years she didn't even remember who I was due to her Alzheimer's and dementia. I miss her, sure; but I've also been missing her for the past several years now. She's finally at peace.

I appreciate your condolences, though. Thank You.

>>34881128
Well.....I don't know about anyone else, but I now have this sudden urge to violently and painfully remove my eyeballs from their sockets.

BRB; ice cream scoop.