We all know that "Chad" is the stereotypical alpha

>>34929007
Mcintosh.

Just Mcintosh.

tyler

origino

>>34929007
You know there's probably a somewhat objective measure for this based off how words are pronounced, the most beta sounding one I can think of currently though is Peter.

>>34929007
Maybe Elliot?

>>34929007
chuck or walter

>>34929068
peter is the ultimate beta name

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Is Victor a beta name?

honestly, the most beta name is probably anon

>>34929007

Eugene ofc.

Dustin
JSON

>>34929152

That and Melvin. Never seen a badass Melvin in my entire life.

>>34929062
nope, tyler was an oreo chad on a bunch of teams at my HS
>>34929103
nuh uh, chuck was another chad
>>34929152
even eugene was a big tyrone

Anon

>Banned for 2 seconds

Alan. Known of two in my life. Both were nice well-meaning guys but were very shy and very introverted.

>>34929179
Marvin

My brother and I used to play this game called MLB Power Pros. Good times. Anyways, the nerdy character was named Marvin. Girls used to laugh at him in the game.

Angelo

Fuck my life

>>34929007
Dwight? Dwayne?
Nedley. Plenty of bad names tbqh.

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>>34929152
>Eugene

I second this

>>34929194
>>34929179

These two are alright if you're black.

>>34929205
Eugene krabs is alpha tho

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Christopher and Jason.

Generic white dude names. Almost always scrawny/nerdy. Way too many of them so they tend to be forgotten or given a dorky nickname so people can distinguish between them.

>>34929007
"beta upriser"

>>34929126
Only Victor I know has been banging 7/10+ chicks since highschool


Fuck that disgusting chad in disguise