She sits next to you in class, what do?

>>34926916
are you sure that's a she

>>34926916

ask if i can braid her hair

Be extremely careful to never look in her direction so she won't think I'm a disgusting subhuman

>>34926916
Put out the vibe

>>34926958
she fucks subhumans for money tho

I'll tell her the meaning for her existence.

share my tendies mommy packed in my lunch

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>>34926916
literally nothing

I'm about to graduate after 4 years of uni, and during those 4 years all I've done has been to sit silently and never talk to anybody, regardless of who sits next to me.

is it weird to anyne else that she looks so happy? if i didnt know anything about her, id think she was a super cute college student or a personal trainer. she doesnt have that dead look in her eyes or that drugged out look that a lot of prn stars have. she looks like your average disney loving, mall -going, starbucks drinking white girl

prep the bull

this post is in fact original

Don't do anything, just like I always have an always will because I'm a sack of shit who doesn't deserve anything in life, and as much as I beg that one day I could find happiness in another person that it is something that doesn't happen in real life. I try to put this to my forethought, and try to ignore the fact that as much as I wish I could muster up a single ounce of courage to do anything, I am simply unable and always will be. That I will never have a single person in my life who I can feel close to, so I simply go on pretending that everything is okay except that since I tried killing myself that things have felt worst than they ever have before.

>>34927007
They all start out bubbly like that and go downhill with mileage

>>34926916
Ask her if she's into facial abuse

>>34926997
>tfw the longest conversation i had with anyone when i was in college was saying thank you when someone held the door open for me

>>34926916
Study and leave dude she looks 14 AND brain damage.

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>>34926916
She once did. She was very calm. Then she turned and realized I was next to her and she started nervously scratching her phone cover. I asked her if she was okay and she said yes. I asked if she's sure, if I should move if she's feeling nervous, but she said it's fine.

I just don't wanna creep anyone out man ;_;

good thing i'm black

>>34926916

Ignore her and never acknowledge her existence.

Last time I tried to talk to a girl who sat next to me in a college class, literally all I said was "Hello" and she looked at me with disgust and went "Ugh...hi" and then avoided looking at me or interacting with me the rest of the year.

Fuck being polite, fuck being sociable, just keep to yourself.

>>34926916
she did once, and I went to her grad party, she even hugged me
felt good man

Look straight ahead and avoid eye contact at all costs.

>>34926916
she's married. to a white guy.

i wonder how he really feels. fuck.

>>34927085

Anon, you seem like a gentle giant.

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>>34926916
Wonder how the fuck I'm back in school after graduating high school, college, then finally law school. Did I not pass the bar exam? Is my JD worthless? What am I in school for now? Am I just using school as a way to hide from responsibilities, because it's a familiar, controlled environment where others ultimately take care of me?

>>34926916

Stay far, FAR away her and people in general.

>>34927402
I'm 6'1'' and a skinny lanklet. She was a 5'3'' blonde qt.

>>34926916
Quietly observe her man hands.

>>34927047
Is this possible? I mean, do you really can graduate uni without human interaction? What did you study?

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>>34926916
Tell her to fuck off because she's probably trying to make me an orbiter.

Politely Ask if I could grab her by the pussy

>>34926916
never ever say anyhting to her throughout the entirety of school.

>>34927474
>Graduate
You think this retard actually graduated? lol

at the start of the year once I told a gril not to sit on my table and she said why, and I sperged out on her and called her a bitch and other things. but she was ugly and retarded
I dont have a temper now after I started on meds though

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>>34926916
She's so cute, why did she have to do porn

>>34926916

Look at her and say nothing. Blondes have a low payoff/effort ratio since they're slightly hotter than other girls but many times more entitled.

>>34926916

Does anyone know what this girls name is?

>>34927640
Elsa from Blacked

>>34927474
no, at least not in my country/university. You have to present group projects

>>34927085
Wait. You were in the same school/class as her? What was she like? Did she ever date or hookup with black guys then? Was she quite slutty? Tell us some things please.

>>34928050
wut? I wasn't talking about the girl from pic-related.

She was very very VERY quiet and extremely sweet. From what she later told me on normiebook, she lived alone. She'd never had a boyfriend by age 19 (i found her profile nickname on one of those quirky meme women personal blog websites where she wrote a long-ass confession answering template questions).

She hadn't fucked any black guys AFAIK + this happened in a European country with virtually no blacks or foreigners. I imagine a cute sweet girl like her must've had tons of dick. She truly woke the animal in me, imagine a normie with normal test levels.

To this day I haven't met a girl I want to literally rape like I want to rape her.

>>34926916
I would talk to her nicely, albeit shyly about class and slow make friends with her. Then we would talk about boys in the class, our tastes in music, and our plans after college.
t. gay guy

>>34926916
Looks like a liberal, say you voted for Trump. She'll leave you for ever.

I would ask her how she can afford such an expensive college.

>>34928501
Faggot

>>34926916
The most tried and true method available...
>say hi

>>34927474
>>34928027
Not him, but I think all Uni have disability centers that give accommodations. I never had to do any group work, and most of the time they were just replaced with like 10 page essays or a project etc.

Have to actually have a diagnosis though from a therapist. Had me down for General & Social Anxiety Disorder

>>34926916
sniff her seat

>>34926916
>sarcasm
>Stacy's love sarcasm

>>34926916
Tips my fedora

Call her a kike puppet and tell her about white genocide.

>>34926916
Ask her if she could help me get a black boyfriend.

A few years ago, her cutesy girl bullshit would have overcome me.

But /r9k/ has taught me to see past it, and I'd have no hesitation to hang her on the day of the rope.

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I've actually met and hung out with a porn star.. pic related

>>34929908
Kek this much satire