>tfw 28 and no gf ever >tfw scared of the ladies >tfw

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>>34927917
excellent taste in music, anon. shit taste in making threads, however.

this is now a Beethoven thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZsDzGY1XA

>>34927917
>discuss
what, no, fuck you, I'm 32 and worse off than you, kill yourself

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>>34927967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHrwmaZ9-w

orrr3g

>>34927996
>tfw already tried to do that once and it lead to a stay in the mental hospital

>>34927917
I'll give be your bf.

>>34928098
>tfw not gay

>>34927917
I'll suck your dick if you pay off my student loans

https://youtu.be/9BAf0GSTPII

>0:20
>mfw yury martynov can make a piano sound like a wind instrument

>>34928143
Are you a girl? You don't have to be a cutie, just female and willing to put up with me for awhile.

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>>34928240
no but i'll suck your dick for money either way. and i'm a guy so i know how to work the dick better than any female ever could. think it over.

>>34928133
But I have great taste in music, am cultured, and have a real tight ass. Can blow you as well.
>>34928143
Don't look at this dude's gift horse in the mouth.

>tfw i own my own home and can provide for a girl for life
>tfw no girl

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>>34928330
hey, i'll suck your dick too if you want. the more the merrier.

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>tfw can't play piano better than 90 year old Parkinson's patient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSulR9Fymg

>>34928382
Are you a girl? I don't care about looks as long as you're female

>>34928472
I'll be your friend how about that? You're on /r9k/ you cant have many real ones.

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>>34928472
i ain't no girl but i'll dress up real pretty like for you if you want. but the dicksucking will be better than you can imagine.

>>34927917
well.. as a wise man once said "well yeah i will still a depressed piece of shit khv but i guess i'd rather fucking be that in a mansion"

also buy me a cs:go please http://steamcommunity.com/id/kakaaakaaa

>>34928553
No way my man. Buy your own game!!!

>>34928758
>tfw when i have 10$ to my name
>tfw when they don't sell steam cards in my country
>tfw i'm to much of a sperg to go get a visa and the memory of me stepping in the bank and thinking that everyone is thinking i'm about to rob the place and forgetting how to use my words at the tell hunts me to this day

j-just buy me the fucking game and make someone happy for 5 minutes you s-spoiled piece of shit!

>>34927917
Am not gril, but will do anything for a nose job