Let me tell y'all a story of how I escaped ending up a robot

>>34938712

>start eating exclusively eggs for breakfast

I hope you're not still doing that, Mr. Redditor.

>>34938712
>no vitamin gummies

0/10 B8 story op

>>34938817
Of course I'm still doing that, eggs are delicious.

>Mr. Redditor

I don't appreciate the attacks on my character, you're just made that I don't sit around in my underwear eating cheetos. You fell for the jewish trick, I didn't.

>>34938712
S-so you're saying I can escape this if I join the Navy?

>>34939366
No, but I'm well on my way to a job as a translator, which is comfy af.

>>34939335

Enjoy your heart attack. Also you've confirmed yourself a redditor by not even knowing what I was referring to.

>>34938712
>take 6 months to lose 30 pounds
>getting pussy in the navy
nice joke op

>>34939776

t. fell for the eggs are bad meme

keke

>>34938712
>tfw don't even eat that much but drink a shit ton of beer
How do I lose weight without stopping drinking

Took anti depressants for years so i can never join any navy/army/air force

>>34938712
I was thinking about joining the Navy just to get some sort of adventure in my life. Is it possible I can find a qt gf as well? I might put it higher on my options list.

>>34940103
>He doesn't just lie to the recruiter
they can't see your medical records autismo

>>34940044
Switch to whiskey

>>34940294
Not OP but if you're talking about the US Navy, don't bother trying to get a gf that's also in the armed forces. Notorious sluts.

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>>34940294
>Staying on a ship for 9 months completely isolated from civilization
...yeah you'll get tons of pussy bro
If you want pussy join the Marines or Air Force
>Marines (what i chose)
You're the definition of a fucking badass, women's panties instantly wet upon seeing you in your badass uniform. Then you go back to your shitty life mopping rain
>Air Force
You have money, you have your own house when your only like fucking E-4/5, just tell women your important and show them your new mustang.
Then go back to your kickass skate job with hot Air Force bitches

>>34938712
Thaiboi pussy doesn't count navyfag.

>>34938712
>above 5'8
Yup, that'll do it.

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>>34938712
I DON'T BROWSE /r9k/ TO FIGURE OUT HOW NOT TO BE A NEET YOU KIKE

OUT
REEEEEE

>>34938712
Okay now try that as a manlet, tough guy.


Go through all that effort as a disgusting midget and see how much pussy you get. God dam, faggot.

>>34938712
Well, that's really inspiring OP. Now if you don't mind leaving. Get the fuck off my board.