I recently had sex with a woman for the first time ever... at

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Yeah, just one.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

>>34935189
Her age, and why has she setled with you? aRE You succesful?

>>34935285
She's 5 years older than me and is my boss kek. I have no fucking idea how I managed to get her.

I even ended up telling her that I was a virgin before we slept together and she found it really hot.

>go long enough to be a wizard
>give up your wizard powers immediately
You may think I'm joking, but really when you go that long, without having sex it's just as much a badge of honor as it is to have sex before you're 16 or so.

>>34935389
I found my virginity to be really embarrassing but she didn't mind at all and found it a turn on.

I was really nervous when we had sex but it went ridiculously well. As in, it went so well that you'd think I was lying if I told you how well it went. The only "bad" thing is that I didn't cum and she was disappointed.

>>34935189
Don't have children.

I'm 27 and I've slept with almost seventy different girls.

If you're 30 and just lost your virginity, you must have really shitty genetics.

Do the world a favor and don't pass that shit on.

Your child will hate you and life.

>>34935189
do you call her mommy? make her buy you stuff

>>34935189
Yes, good for you, but don't fucking breed.

>>34935912
No and no. She really enjoys dirty talk though, like being called a dirty whore etc.

>>34935872
i hope if you have children they get raped by refugees