>mom asked me to open a jar for her >couldn't do it

>>34944822
They're gonna fuck

>>34944822
Are you sure you're a man anon?

>Chad tries to open it but it slips, makes him fall, and finally snaps his neck

I just always unleash my autistic rage, it boosts my power by up to 50% and so far no jar has been a match for me.

>>34944822

I put it under a hot tap of water and then if that fails I use a piece of towel paper and grab through that to improve the grip.

Try that next time.

>>34944822
next time you need to take a butter knife and bang the sides of the jar lid pretty hard in like three equidistant places

that breaks the seal and makes the lid come off super easily

>>34945523
>ake a butter knife and bang the sides of the jar lid pretty hard in like three equidistant places

with the heavier part of the knife on the handle, I should have said

>>34945523
Alternatively, you can also rotate the jar upside down, lid facing the floor, and bang it that way instead. Just be careful not to break it. I've never had that fail me.