Reeeeeee why is it hard

Bumping

I need a bf.
All you bastards said you want a partner but here I am.

>>34948464
post pics and a timestamp and I might be your bf

as long as you're ok with me having an irl gf as well

Lol @ girls acting like its hard to find a boyfriend.

You are a girl right

>>34949602
>>34949566
im a guy

sorry not a girl.

>>34948464
>i meet a handsome, intelligent young man online.
>first messages are delightful, we have so much in common it's frightening. a lot of identical favourite media, similar ideas on a lot of topics.
>he starts asking me mildly lewd questions. i go along with it thinking it's all pretty innocuous stuff
>volume of said lewd questions steadily increases until it makes up 80% of exchange in spite of my making light on the topic and never giving an inch cos i know where he's trying to take this
>starts saying shit like "i want you so much" and "my love" (bear in mind we've been talking for all of 4 days at this point)
> turned off af
>tfw i realise he doesn't give a fuck about really getting to know one another and just wants to online fantasise about a relationship and sex.

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM ON A VERY FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34949978
all i want is a real relationship, just someone to talk to about my day, or them to tell me about theirs, and just have a shoulder to rest my head on, or vice versa.

that and cuddles everynight.

but this is a cruel joke, since every guy i meet just wants to get fucked and leave, i'm not into that at all, i want a stable relationship for fucks sake, why cant i live a normal life, i have everything else but i just cant get that 1 thing.

im living comfy, educated, decent job, upper middle class, and average looking. i guess everyone has to have the one thing that makes them a robot :(

>>34950355
Would you talk to me under the condition I don't talk about sex for a year? Just to prove my seriousness?

>>34950378
a year is a bit much, but i wouldn't have a problem with it no. as long as it was a serious relationship.

>>34950451
Well, I've been looking for nothing but a serious relationship, we can exchange contact info if you're serious.

>>34950495
sure anon, you got a throwaway email i can send it to?

>>34950506
l2950629(at)mvrht.com

>>34950519
sent it to you anon