>Want gf >Masturbate >Don't want gf anymore Anybody

>>34964520
Why do I feel bad soon after, though?

>>34964520
>don't want gf
>masturbate
>don't want gf
more like this

No
>Want gf
>Masturbate
>Want gf more
>get a little depressed

>See cute girl
>Imagine life together
>Agonise over what would happen if I talked to her
>Whack off
>Cute girl WHO?

>>34964543
twf don't feel bad afterwards any more.

> masturbate
> all the regrets come flooding in
> hold back tears

>>34964520
oh yeah

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34964610
Clearly you just need to be more creative.

Potato Cambodia bubble wrap.

>>34964520
>Want to live
>Masturbate
>Don't want to live anymore

I can't even fap anymore. Everytime I try I just start crying.

>>34964543
Don't jerk off to sick fetish porn.

>>34964569
>>34964595
>>34965198
Stop masturbating to traps or come out you fucking faggots.

>>34964520
It sounds like you should be fapping to traps senpai, you wont regret at all.

>>34964520
>Anybody else know that feelerino?
No.
Dont kno Thatfeelerino.

My feelerino is

>want smell fart
>watchgirl fart
>watch guy fart
>masturbate

>still onlySLIGHTLY want to smell just girl fart
>never want gf

>>34965224
Holy shit that happens to me too. Could you please elaborate? When do you start crying? It happens to me when I cum, but only when I fap to cute girls' pics.

>>34964520
Wait so after you cum you want a BF? Or just dont want a gf (bf) at all this is to much

>>34964520
What are you fapping too? I think you might be a homo or at least bisexual if you are fapling to traps and sissy bottoms.

This is why NoFap actually motivates you to go out and meet girls. Apparently.

>>34965260
Who says masturbating to traps is gay?

>>34965296
I cry after I fap to girls (men) with a limp feminine benis

>want gf
>masturbate imagining me and my gf
>finish.
>feel terribly sad because i dont have a gf

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>>34964520
>want gf
>fap to stop thinking about gf
>see qt in porn
>get depressed because no qt gf
>find other porn
>finish fap
>depressed because no gf to have sex with

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>>34965388
>want gf
>masturbate imagining me and my gf
>finish.
>Snuggle with my daki

>>34965296
I always cry when I cum, but these days I can't even finish. I'll break down in tears mid fap and have to stop. It doesn't matter what I fap to, it always happens. I want to stop fapping altogether, but unfortunately I still get the urge to.

>>34964543
>>34964585
i've never felt bad after jerking off, physically or mentally, even back when i was a sort of christfag.

and now's not much different. jerking off is usually just neutral after, occasionally pure relief. i look forward to it sometimes, and other times jerking off feels almost like a chore, but i've never felt bad about it.

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>>34965429
what is a daki?
French bleach?

>>34965468
>Doesn't own a daki
>Doesn't even know what a daki is
y are you even here normo?

>fiancee doing something or other with her family so she can't come over
>want to fuck
>watch porn
>about to start masturbating
>get distracted about the fact that we live in a simulation and nothing is real
>start googling pseudo science shit and shitposting on /sci/
>forget I'm fapping
>put away dick
>urge to fap is gone

>>34965493
doesnt answer my question. Just because i dont know what a daki is doesnt mean im a normalfag. I havent spoken in days.

>>34965468

Dakimakura, brah. It's a girlfriend ersatz for autists.

>>34965540
oh, its the nip word for a body pillow then.

Ah, i shouldve guessed, thanks.

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>>34964644
ur right i just need to be more creative, also nice gets m8

>>34964644
It astonishes me that id never thought of this before.

Only measly dubs as well. Kek wont even bless this board with trips.

Sorta. I've looked at so much porn in my life. I still jack off like once a day but afterwards when I see threads for posting pics of women its almost sickening.

People put women on such a pedestal. They talk in disrespecting manners about women and denigrate them as much as possible but dedicate so much time to scrounging the internet for more and more pics of them. Celebs threads, instagram girls, X state girls etc etc.

Its sort of like girl streamers bearing as much cleavage as possible for subs & tips. Yeah you can demonize them but they wouldn't be doing it if guys stopped giving them what they want.

>>34964520
>get girl
>have sex
>lose interest immediately
>kick them to the curb

>>34964543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

Schopenhauer called it "the devil's laughter." You're not alone, anon.

>want to kill myself
>drink a pint of vodka
>don't want to kill myself for a little while

>>34964520
>want gf
>masturbate
>stop wanting gf
>lay in bed
>feel like I could use some cuddles
>want gf again

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>>34964520
easy solution
fap yourself to sleep brehs

stay up late night
edge a bit browsing porn
jack off and go sleep immidiatley

no feels easy sleep

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>want gf
>masturbate
>want bf
A most unusual phenomenon.

>>34967636
Just means you are a faggot M8, do you feel shame after cumming to qt traps?