How many girls are you currently texting?

if your answer is > 0 then you should leave

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>>34988439
>Haven't even texted my mom in days
0

What kind of stupid question is that? 0, of course.

>>34988439
I don't even text to my mom

I'd write zero but it wouldn't be an original comment.

>>34988439
1 about to start no.2

>>34988439
3.

One of them likes me, but I don't like her back.

I like one of them, but she doesn't like me back.

Third one is very platonic.

In real life? Zero
On the internet? A few, granted who knows if they are actually girls.

personally 0
i have a steady supply that i catfish though

16ish but it's on kik so it doesn't count

0 and I have to agree with this anon >>34988454
Normies like this guy
>>34988522
should fuck off and never come back to this board.

>>34988439
i'm not a guy s/he can't stop thinking about so it doesn't really apply to me

1, but she's an even bigger robot than I am. 23, virgin, absolute social retard who has zero friends other than me, genetic reject with tons of health issues and a face like somebody doused her in acid. She asks me questions and expects me to tell her how to function in society. It's like the blind leading the blind.

>>34988439
18. They need to fuck off though.

1, she's a penfriend from Germany and we only send texts once a week or so.

Last time I got a text from a girl in my own country was 2008 asking if I knew where her boyfriend was.

Am I norman now?

>>34988439
All of them. Every single woman in the world.

I'll let you know when they reply...

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two

they're friends