Just got matched with a girl on tinder. what should I say first ?

>>35018544
U WANT FUKKY?

>>35018544
"DTF?"

always works 100% every time

>>35018544
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice hi my name is anon

>>35018586
Totally original

Ask her if she wants to play truth or dare.

If she says truth ask her if she's ever gotten a rimjob. If she says dare, dare her to spread her anus for a rimming

Wouldst thou care to dispose of my virginity, m'lady?

>>35018544
>Hi I'm Anon
>hi I'm Roasty McToasty
>so I noticed you like x
Then you talk about x

>>35018623
Chicks dig virgins anon, this is a great idea

>>35018689
Her bio says "Just got out of a relationship. Not looking for anything serious. Please no poly couples or hookups"

WUT?

>>35018834
>not look for anything serious
>no hookups
unmatch her because she is retarded.

>>35018544
BE GONE, DIRTY and original WHORES

>>35019365
literally every match I get on tinder says this (no hook-ups, not "DTF, etc) are they fucking retarded? or are they retarded

>>35019815
>>35019365
ive seen the " no hook up, no dtf" befor but the poly couple comment caught me by surprise. are there really couples out there on tinder looking for a threesome?