>tfw robot with huge dick and will probably never get to use

>>35027342
>its an anon thinks he is a big guy episode

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>>35027351
i am not lying

>>35027369
ugly cut little thing

Make some omegle gifs were girls are amazed by its size.
You don't have to show your face or be social

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>>35027369
d-do you mind if i save this picture? it's for uh... research purposes

>>35027369
>Cut
Way to ruin a good dick.

>>35028000
What would you gain by this? You still wouldn't get laid.

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>>35027342
>tfw almost 7 inch when fully erect, but dick is tiny when I'm not.
>tfw my porn addiction made it so it's really hard to get fully erect
Kill me

>>35027342
Just go skinny dipping with a platonic female friend.

>>35028045
>What would you gain by this? You still wouldn't get laid.
If you get their contact you have a lot of chances.

>>35028294
Or watch less porn

>>35027369
>cut
into the trash

big dick robot checking in. posted it the other night and had a bunch of faggots worshipping it. i guess thats the closest I'll ever get to having sex.

Honestly I would rather have an average non-mutilated dick. At least I don't have to use lube every time I masturbate and when I masturbate it feels 100x better.

>>35028328
You're not making sence.

>>35028319
I do know that big dicks are much rarer than people think, but if you're as socially retarded/ugly as OP implies then I doubt it would help.

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>>35028368
why do non circumcised guys think we need lube to beat off?