>be at office
>have a mirror behind me [because of reasons]
>enters /r9k/ through Laptop
>a dick appears at the very first thread
>look up
>notice crush, looking at my office
>her fearful eyes stare at the reflection and then at me
Thanks /r9k/
Don't visit this board while working, you sperg.
>>35054487
check out this normie too cool to visit 4chan at work
lose a life bro
>>35054487
and what am I supposed to do, faggot, work?
>>35054448
Why do you have mirror behind you? Also just browse on here with ya phone at work
>>35054448
I'll call this piece: The reflecting cock
>>35054448
Eh thats not bad one of my coworkers saw me at my friends comp I was posting dick pics on his wallpaper while he stepped out now she thinks were gay
I'm the admin of some sort of business where we offer multiple services. Make Up, Dresses and all that shit. Unfortunately I forgot my phone at home so...
>>35054577
here >>35054630
I've never felt so stupid (since I forgot to receive my diploma)
>>35054448
Tell her it was Reddit
she probably posts in GW anyway
>>35054448
>fearful stare because she sees a dick
Is your office just a sand structure in the kindergarden or something?
Also if this was real you could sue her for gay shaming you.
>>35054448
>visting a NOT SAFE FOR WORK board at work
okay I think I see your problem here friend, but I'm going to give you a chance to figure it out
>>35054817
I already explained that part
>>35054785
I wish my country was cucked enough to do it.