>play katawa shoujo
>think "i'm not gonna use a walkthrough, i'll just pick the choices that i would pick in real life
>end up getting the only bad ending where you get drunk on the roof with your roommate and die
I CAN'T EVEN GET A GF IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME AAAAAAAAA
>>35053907
>he tried to be nice to everyone in a VN
lel
>>35053907
>the only bad ending
That's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>35053907
How in the fuck? Did you really not decide on a girl and pick any choices that would let you see her more often?
Just go fucking running and you'll always get Emi's route, you CAN'T fuck this up.
I ended up doing anal with Emi in the storage shed at school for my first play through.
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>>35053937
I wanted blind girl but I guess I was too wishy-washy about things
>>35054000
If you don't want to use a walkthrough, be nice to purple bitch, but not too nice
>>35053907
this happened to me years before Katawa Shoujo. I quit playing VNs after playing one called Tokimeki Check-In in like 2005. Your family runs a hotel and a bunch of girls come to stay there one summer and off you go. Of the two dozen endings, I got the "you didn't get with any of them" ending RIGHT as I thought I might be starting to get somewhere. I threw it down in disgust and swore them off forever.
The life lesson I learned is that my innate traits of caution, risk-aversion, timidity, and inability to decide what I want or be decisive in any way are fundamentally incompatible with women, and probably with other people in general.
When I played I got the bad ending for every girl except Lily, Shizunes route doesn't count since it's literally just one choice for the whole thing that's super obvious
>>35053907
I got that ending first time round too. I was too used to VN/renais like Da Capo I & II where you're forced down a route whether you like it or not.
>>35054119
Wasn't Lily's route the the only one without a bad end?
>>35053907
>>35054000
>>35054103
>>35054119
>Playing visual novels that mimic your real life failure
Whew lads i didn't know this shit existed.
>>35054199
>Wasn't Lily's route the the only one without a bad end?
No, her bad end is her going to Scotland and you wake up in the hospital alone after giving yourself a heart attack chasing her at the airport instead of you waking up and she's there
>>35054218
>try to spend time with and be close to Hanako
>why are you spending time with me, fuck off
>try to understand Emi instead of just shallow sex
>why are you trying to get close to me fuck off
>try to be there for Rin when she's going through a difficult time
>why are you trying to be supportive, fuck off
>>35054241
I think that's considered a neutral ending though
the "bad" endings end with you completely ruining your relationship with the girl and them hating you etc
>>35054241
>No, her bad end is her going to Scotland and you wake up in the hospital alone
Fug, what did you have to do to trigger that ending? Was it a really early decision like Hanako's bad end?
>>35054317
Yes. They made it realistic. Cunts are truly devoted to a man when they are chasing him. If a man invests his time and emotions in a woman, he loses all the attractiveness he had.
It makes no difference if they are mentally scarred handicapped schoolgirls. Bitches will be bitches.
>>35054368
>having a heart attack and losing the girl you love isn't a bad end
What
>>35054317
>he expected schoolgirls to act rationally
>he expected girls at all to act rationally
Dude, ahaha, good one