Tfw 23 year old fat fembot, never had a bf before.

post pics, lose weight, be nice.

>>35054711
I am nice. And the pic above is similar to my body type. Minus the armpit hair.

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>tfw no fat titted milk dud sized nipple and huge areolas gf

>>35054711
This. Pics, famalamadrizzam.

>>35054741
this is the size of belly gf I want

then again we probably live on opposite sides of the world and would quickly come to resent each other if we actually met.

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No one gives a shit. Fat people are degenerates and should be gassed.

>>35054741
Maybe grow out armpit hair? It could looo good on you, who knows.

>>35054741
yeah, go and lose weight. Cook healthy, and do cardio, and don't eat between meals. Guys have to make lots of money and groom themselves to be attractive to women, and women have to take care of themselves too for the same reason.

>>35054748
I do have huge areolas.
>tfw not societies ideal
>>35054764
>ny
I'm probably single because I like skinny guys.
Opposites attract?

inb4
>pls be my qt gf

>>35054741
Lmao how do you get that fat ? Is that possible?

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>>35054796
The kind that blend in with the nipple and are sort of invisible are nice too. The point is how it feels to lick and bite you

>>35054796

How fat are you though?

oregangnognono

>>35054796
Post pics of belly please

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>>35054679
shut the fuck up you dumb whore.
>probably bait, but i'll take it

""""fembots"""" don't exist.

females cannot be rejected by society the way that men can.

just because you have a vagina, sex is served to you on a silver platter
you can get nearly any man into prison by saying "rape".
you have it easier off in life.
>get the fuck out of MY safe space you fucking whore

face it, females CANT be fembots.

>>35054846
Having sex =/= companionship

You fucks keep complaining about being lonely but you just want to get your dicks wet.

>>35054846
I remember when being a robot meant being a gentleman instead of a poo monster.

>>35054679
I took a girl's virginity who was about that size, just becasue she liked me and wanted me too for her.

I'd probably do the same for you if you asked.

There are people out there. Just keep searching<3

>>35054796
>>>35054764(You)
>>ny
>I'm probably single because I like skinny guys.
>Opposites attract?

Chicago. I'm not skinny.

Also I'm a 30yo neet which is probably even more of a dealbreaker.

do you at least have a cute face?

>>35054679
>complains about no bf
>doesn't post pic

baka

>>35054868
>>35054846
Agree. Sex =\= companionship.
I've had sex, but only because some guys fetishize fatties like me. Doesn't mean they wanna call me their gf ;_;
>>35054838
>>35054787
300 pounds now. Lost 80 pounds last year. Now I hit a Plato... ;___;

>tfw 23, not fat and have a boyfriend

>>35054679
Get a dindu bf. Ings love da fat white gurlz. Kebabs and spice love hamplanets too

>>35054796
>I'm probably single because I like skinny guys
being a fat guy who likes belly girls is suffering

>>35054796
Pics of areolas peeking out from a bra?

>>35054919
Good job on the lost weight tho!

>>35054868
kek.

you ACTUALLY think companionships exist.

top fucking kek.
for a male-female companionship to exist, you need a relationship with love.
love is a social construct anon, based primarily off of sexual desires.

>aka, you want to stick your cock in a chick repeatedly on multiple occasions?
>bam, relationship.
>companionship : having a chick you can slide your dick into by your side most of the time.

>>35054679
>i want attention
Lose fat, next

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>>35054919

>Hitting Plato

You abusive cunt.

>>35054947
Ty but now hwat
>>35054888
I'm NEET too, it's ok.
>tfw cashing in my disability check tomorrow yippeee

>>35054679
I hope you choke on the next twinkee you eat you tub of lard roastie whore.

>>35054951
Wat

What the fuck is having a dog then nigger? My dog is a hella good companion, and she obviously isn't bound by our societal ideals

"Love" in a relationship type setting is NOT a necessity for companionship. A friendship or brotherly bond is just fine.

>>35054919
>hitting plato

consider a platonic relationship

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>women can be morbidly obese and still have people who objectively find them extremely attractive

>>35054995
Break over the plateau? I was an anorexic for like, three years? I got pretty good at shaving down weight.

Don't be all nasty and anorexic, but stop eating a lot, or really much outiside for two meals a day, without snacking. Sleep in late/always skip lunch.

It was really easy to do that with college classes, since I'd be out of the house all day. Im sure you can find somewhere to go from all the food so you dont accidentally graze.

>>35055062
this the minute a woman posts anything there are at least 3 people claiming that they want them. why don't guys get that kind of admiration why are women the pursued sex

>>35055062

>>35054995

What disability? What country you from?

Maybe it's not because you are fat but because you have a bad personality, no aims etc

>>35055108
>why don't guys get that kind of admiration why are women the pursued sex
sperm is infinite, eggs are limited

everything else is an extension of that

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>>35055094
Wouldn't my metabolism slow down then? I usually wake up and eat right away to break the fast and I make sure I don't eat after 7 pm
>>35054903
Body type similar to this google bitch. Belly hang a little more/lower tho.

Get a job that involves physical labor.
I was 165 a month ago but now I'm already down to 152 and I have not done anything outside of work.

>>35055123
Anxiety, depression, bpd, paranoia

>>35055191
>bpd
dropped

>>35055025
i really forgot to add, sorry anon

>human male-female companionships.

>sorry

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>>35054868
>Having sex =/= companionship
males will give chicks attention and companionship in hope for getting pussy
thing is not all of them will admit that

ib4 hurr durr it's pathetic and not genuine
well people are shit by nature, you should already know it by now

sure there are exceptions for every rule, but don't get your hopes too high

>>35055191

Are you in the US? Not offering to be your boyfriend, just wondering because I didn't know you could get disability payments for psychological disabilities.

>>35055191

>Fake disabilities

Disgusting...unless you were abused at a young age or something, come on. Really?

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>>35055157
honestly I'd fuck you. do you like anime and memes?

>>35055282
Yeah
>ny

are fat people just victims?

humans don't have as much self-control and discipline as people would have you believe.

>>35055310
>fuck
Not date
;___;

>>35055320
fat children are victims

once you are a young adult you gain the agency to not stuff your fucking face

>>35055310

urhh.. no anime... meme's are ok.

Daily reminder that there are no females on /r9k/ and you guys are getting catfished by a fat tranny.

Just because someone tells you they're a girl on the internet doesn't make it true, anons.

You all are some thirsty motherfuckers possibly just as disgusting as this fat tranny fuck.

>>35055157
Metabolism is a meme, don't fall for it.
If you take in less than your body needs to maintain its current mass, it'll lose mass, metabolism be damned, you can overwrite it.

Imagine a fire. You keep adding logs, and the logs burn. If you throw a lot of logs really fast, you have a lot of wood, with some fire underneath. If you throw logs on at the rate they burn, the mass of your fire stays virtually the same, with wood being converted to ash. If you throw very little wood into the fire, it'll burn a bit lower, but it'll still burn. The coals are always hot, ready to go, unless you starve yourself to death.

So just eat very little. Don't put many logs in the fire. Keep shoveling out the ashes by work out as you can, and staying very hydrated. Take multivitamins too, so you dont become malnourished. You'll be fine, and you'll lose weight.

At your weight, if you just drank water and took vitamin supplements, you could last a while just burning away. Try it, it'll work.

>>35055347

Libertarian free will cannot exist. Fat people are fat due to their genetics and conditioning.

>>35054679
Not to sound rude, just lose weight. Maybe you could hook up with someone like my friend. He's a personal trainer who has a fetish for making girls thin and in shape and then fucking them.

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>>35055312
>>35055344

which one of you is OP and which one is playing with my feelings?

>>35055359
seriously, go to the adult threads and rub one out, this some myspace roleplaying shit right here.

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>>35055378
>Fat people are fat due to their genetics
But that's wrong, you fucking idiot.

>>35055385
I don't think your friend has a fetish for men pretending they're women on the internet, anon.

>>35054679
you should get a gf I guess

>>35055157

>9/10 face on 3/10 body

You have a super attractive face. I wonder if it would remain attractive, if you lost way though.

>>35054919
The cartoon you posted is not 300 pounds. Bitch you are fat AF unless you are tall AF.

I am like the cartoon. 95kg and 1.78 m

>>35054919
>300 pounds now. Lost 80 pounds last year. Now I hit a Plato... ;___;
Dear god, 300? I know it must seem overwhelming. I've gained a lot of weight and am tipping the scales at 170 and it feels extremely overwhelming to me, so I know it must be terrifying, but you can do it! You've already lost 80(!) pounds, that's amazing! Do you browse /fit/?

I've hit plateaus before, when I was fit and trying to accomplish my dream body. Now I'm at my nightmare body because I let the plateau sink my spirits and hold me back. Don't do the same thing, you can keep going.

Change up your meals, keep it 500kcal under, try a different work out routine. Have you considered lifting? If you haven't because of anxiety, buy a few kettlebells and check out some videos on how to do them. Your butt will look great with some swings and you won't have to go to a gym.

I really wish you the best of luck. I am 28 and have my first boyfriend at the worst body of my life, I feel so guilty, but it feels great to have someone who cares and whom you can love. I was preparing myself for wizardry and a lifetime alone when I was your age and all the way through to meeting him.

It helps to develop your own hobbies. I hike avidly, travel when I can, knit, sew, and love bookbinding, writing, and games. If you want to be more social and are interested in something like trpg, tcg, or board games, they're a very welcoming community. My local shop really helped me open up a lot more and even though I didn't meet my bf there, I'd never have had the ability to hang out with anyone outside of work if I didn't develop some social skills while having fun doing something I love.

Try to focus on you, and someone will appreciate you doing that and come into your life and change the game up forever.

But also, maybe don't be too picky about physical looks. Most people prefer thin, fit people, but that doesn't mean the rest of us aren't worth loving. Big guys are just as human as thin guys.

daily reminder that if you are female over 130 pounds you stop being a girl and become a sexless blob

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>>35054919
300lbs is still pretty fat anon.

>>35055483
daily reminder that my favourite video games are better than yours

>>35055434
wow you're so thirsty you didn't even finish reading the post

>>35055388
Both of them are me (op) sorry I didn't do it in the same response
>>35055385
I need a trainer to get me in shape and then fuck me. Pix? Lol
>>35055363
I'll keep that in mind. Thnx anon
>>35055453
I'm 6'1
>also not societies ideal
;_;
>>35055455
I do yoga a couple times a week but it doesn't burn that much of a sweat for me anymore like it used to when I first started. Thnx anon congrats on the bf

>>35055520
I'm the anorexic anon.
Is there any way we could chat in private? You seem pretty chill, and I mean, I'm on /r9k/ so I obviously need more friends.
I don't know how to not come off as a thirsty weirdo, but uhh, yeah.

>>35055520
>I'm 6'1
if anyone was not convinced op was making it up as """"she"""" went along, this ought to prove it

>>35055583
Not OP but fat girl. Be my anorexic encouraging weight loss friend

>>35055483
not if you're a 5'11 stronk amazon, anon ;)

>>35055600
Sry I'm tall ;_;

>>35055636
marry me
origamiorigamiorigami

>>35055616
Alright anon, I'll be your weight loss friend, do you have a kik or something?

>>35055520
>I do yoga a couple times a week but it doesn't burn that much of a sweat for me anymore like it used to when I first started. Thnx anon congrats on the bf
Yoga is great but it is not going to be enough. It's not meant to break a sweat, it's meditative stretching at its core. You want actual cardio, that increases your heart rate. And lifting weights makes you stronger, you build more muscle which will pay off by helping to burn fat faster. You can push yourself beyond yoga to get out of that plateau. Keep going, you can make it!
thank you for the congrats, I know you'll feel this feel soon.

>>35055583
Sure my Kik is roxannesummers123 (this is op here)

>>35055655
Thank you! kik is fourchanmeme2323

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>>35055520
He operates out of Salt lake city rn so that might be an issue.

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>>35055616
>fat girl. Be my anorexic encouraging weight loss friend
>not wanting to be soft and cuddly
disgusting

>>35054679
post tits op or this is just larping

>>35055766
Looks like a neonazi. Good thing I happen to like new Nazis

>all these people whiteknighting and trying to hook up

leave

>>35055766
>utah
I live in ny
;_;

>tfw no vancouverite gf

>tfw no kissless blob gf to cheer up and love

>>35055845
bc?
origamiorigami

>>35055864
>bc
Where else do you think Vancouver is?

>>35055841
This is why the Soviets should've won the Cold War.

>tfw all the anons are so fucking desperate for any female attention they can't even be bothered to ask for a timestamped hand

>>35055842
He moves around a lot though. Lived in LA for a year, lived in Virginia for two and Colorado for 8 months. He might swing up there but idk. Just find someone like him. He says a lot of personal trainers fuck their clients once they are in shape and hot, for him the process just makes it better.

>tfw fat and have a bf

Step 1: Post in ideal mate thread
Step 2: Pick out the ruby from the rocks
Step 3: Enjoy bf

I'm not even kidding. I have no female friends or social skills or even looks and I still have a qt bf who would move mountains for me. Feels good man, you should give it a shit.

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I can't even get a fatfembot to show interest in a friendship with me holy shit what is my life

>>35055922
That would be awesome. Need to find that asap

>>35055930
Being a queer isn't going to feel good anymore when he brings home HIV.

>>35055766
>salt lake city
Nice place to live, and a good place for what he is into. Tons of would be hotties who are hindered just by weight.

>>35055880
hmmm i wonder if there's one in washington?

>>35055949
Its easy anon. Just look like this
>>35055766

>>35055984
Washington isn't real anyways.
I want a cute pot smoking Vancouverite gf.

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>>35056016
I guess I should just end myself. Never had a chance to begin with.

>>35056048
good luck my dude, i'm looking for a van qt too.

>>35055636
>I'll date you if you're younger than me! (I'm 27)
>oh btw I'm 30 XD
>300lbs? Thats way bigger than OP pic (unless you're really tall
>oh btw I'm 6'1 XD

be my girlfriend you fat pig

>24 years old
>never had a bf
>fit, really cute with clothes
>disgustingly thick hair covers my body, no electrolysis in my area, waxing would give me really bad ingrown hair

Cursed forever.
Hairlets have it easy, they can fuck even if they are fat, just stop being fat you smoothskin piece of shit.

>>35056255
i am very interested in this

more details about you?

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>regularly get fat girls to suck me off
>never lower myself to fuck them
Feels good my dudes

>>35056324
Its not nice to take advantage of women like than anon :^(

>>35056277
I have a really thick happy trail and very dark hair with really pale skin that stands out.

I can't wear cute clothes, go to a pool or show my skin. Always covered from head to toe in a warm area full of fat to overweight women wearing cute summer clothes.

Worst part, Im really cute. But would never open up to someone because of my skin.

>>35056437
be my hairy gf pls

>>35056437
The hair thing is super easy to take care of though.

>>35056437
I'm a hairy dude, and sometimes I want to shave it off, and my electric razor makes it real easy to get smooth. Maybe you just need an electric razor?

Anyways, I like girls with thicc body hair. Yours wouldn't hurt your chances with me in the least.

>>35054741
>minus the armpit hair

DROPPED

>>35056510
>Ingrowns
>irritation
>weird positions
>like 2 hours to depilate

You don't know what you are taking about.

>>35054679
Lose weight, go on 1k calorie diet unless you want to look fit then you start eating like 2k and work out.

>>35056570
https://www.shop.philips.com/personal-care/oneblade-face-style-shave/oneblade/c/ONEBLADE_FACE_STYLE_SHAVE_SU

thick body hair. Have this for my beard and it works fine on my happy trail and pubes too. Doesn't cause ingrowns or rashes.

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>>35056570
Electric razor m8. 2EZ

The fuck did you do to get to that body type. Did you drink a cup of big macs instead of coffee every 2 hours?

>>35056516
>Yours wouldn't hurt your chances with me in the least.
That would mean something to me if you weren't a desperate virgin

>>35056324
hi chad

>>35054832
its probably from the lack of exercise and stess eating

>>35056741
i'm neither of those things, and I'm not asking you for anything. I'm only citing myself as a person who doesn't care about the particular thing on your body about which you are insecure.

Don't let it keep you from your happiness, it's really no big deal.

>>35056809
>>35056655
>was expecting rude comments
>got advice and words of encouragement

Love you guys. I hope you all find happiness with or without women.

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>having self defense training at work today
>sat next to a fat white lady who isn't wearing a bra
>forced to pair up with her during demonstrations
>mfw I got her armpit sweat all over my hand

>>35054679
What did you hope to achieve from posting on this thread?

(If you are who you claim to be.)

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>>35056868
We're all gonna make it, friend.

>>35056324
I Hate guys like you, chad.

>>35054741
>Minus the armpit hair.
was about to say shave your pits. honestly the number one thing you can do as a fat girl (besides losing weight) is make sure you have good hygiene. in my experience fat girls tend to reek and this is worse than being fat itself.

>>35054868
actually we want anything we can get and we can get nothing so fuck off

>>35054679
LOSE FUCKING WEIGHT


ITS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

>>35054796
>I'm probably single because I like skinny guys.

I'm skinny.

I would never in a million years date someone actually obese. It literally repulses me.

It reminds me of my mother who was abusive, fat, and literally fucking crazy

>>35057212
saying you'll take anything you can get is kind of an insult to anyone who might be interested in you, guy.

>so anon, why do you like me?
>Because you'll give me your consent
>oh anon, you're so romantic

>be a fat fuck
>go to chinese buffet every tuesday
>pace myself; sit and eat for literally 3 hours
>the owner comes out to harras me and says that "people like me" are putting him out of business
>i say that im just hungry, and that i did nothing wrong or illegal
>they put me on a special "refuse service" list, and tell me im not allowed to come back
>my picture is posted behind the register and everything, like im a fucking criminal

i guess this is how muslims feel when they get put on the "no fly" list for no reason.

how fat are you exact? What is your BMI? Obese, overweight? Height and weight?

>>35057292
nice dude, see how many buffets you can get yourself banned from in your area, you could become a local celebrity.

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>>35057292
Isn't the point of a buffet to be an all-you-can-eat? Why offer a service if you can't handle the overhead cost?

God I fucking hate the Chinese. I hope they choke on sewage.

>>35056324
Kek, I know a guy who does this. If you're muscular, 6+ feet tall and know how to act like a cocky asshole there's really no reason not to do this, fat chicks are so stupid that they'll fall for the same exact trick again and think he really wants to date them.

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>ywn have a happy relationship with a fat girl who's okay with being fat, knowing its your fetish

>>35057284
>Hey baby, I know we just met, but I just want you to know that I find desperation extremely relatable. Can I lick your dinner plate nipples?
I don't understand how it's a turn off. Sounds like you're being picky. :p

>>35057369
i find this really hot. id love to rail this fatty hard and watch her gut swaying back and forth

>>35057333

yeah, but if you stay at a buffet for three hours and pace yourself you can probably consume at least 5 times the amount of food as the average customer, and if you do that every week, costs add up. Additionally, if you're fat, you're probably bad for the atmosphere of the restaurant, and having you there for hours at a time on the same day every week probably drives away traffic from other regulars.

So not only is he completely destroying the buffet's economic model, but he's also driving business away. I'd ban a guy like that too.

>>35054679

So what does a fat girl think all day? I always wondered if fat people think differently than normal people. Like, do you think about how fat you are all day and that you hate how fat you are? Usually the fat girls I see always look sad and depressed. Why not just lose weight and be happy?

would you please please post your huge nipples?

robots dont ask for much and lord knows we get it

Being fat hasn't been an issue for girls trying to get into the dating scene since like the late 2000's though

>>35057403
because she'd be completely replaceable. There's a lot of security in a relationship where a woman knows there are specific traits about her that make her appealing to her man. When a woman is with a guy because he is desperately alone, she knows that he'll leave her for any prettier girl to give him attention.

This has happened to me and it did not feel good.

>>35057055
Why the hate, if you could I am certain you would do the same. Don't try to act like you have the moral High Ground. But you people always talking about how you wish women would stay within their dating range? Im actually helping you guys, combating the dating inflation women have received.

>>35057583
Why would I get any attention from girls if I didn't before? I think the real issue is that you wouldn't love me for me, but for the chemicals and power that I provide.
It's knowing that you think like that that's the turnoff.

>>35057649
increasing the fuck supply is exactly what dating inflation is, you nig. you're doing the opposite of what you think you're doing.

>>35054679
I'm banned on another board and I just want to make sure it's not global.

>>35057706
No fucking m8. Like I said, I have them suck me off, and then when they won't anymore because they want to advance, I don't talk to them anymore. Then, humiliated, they realize their place and date/fuck guys their level.

>>35057693
Women are more attracted to men when they're taken. You'll look different, dress different, and smell different when you have a gf, and women can pick up on that. If a woman sees you with your girlfriend, they immediately see the potential for social approval.

Also, you're the guy saying that you would date anyone who would let you date them? How can you be concerned about people not loving you for you, while at the same time your main criteria is their willingness to be with you? Major hypocrisy there. How did what I say there even give the impression that all I want is your chemicals and power? I don't understand where that's coming from

>>35057836
that's still increasing the fuck supply. Oral is still sex

>>35057908
It is very one sided though and they get the rejection of anything more. Then they think "that guys a Dick" and begin looking for other people who are nice and more normie tier looks wise.

>>35057878
It seems pretty insincere to date someone with the expectation that they'll want to leave you. I think that a true robot would be clueless enough that you don't have to worry about other women. I literally block women from touching me due to karate.
I just mention the chemicals and power because I've got really good ones and lots.

>>35054679
>I'm morbidly obese, that means I'm a robot even though all I would have to do to have life on easy mode is lose weight

If I guy wants to get out of robothood he has to learn social skills, get a decent job, be confident etc .
All you have to do is lose weight and reap the benefits

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>>35058032
>It seems pretty insincere to date someone with the expectation that they'll want to leave you.
This is literally exactly why I wouldn't date someone who has no standards, and why I think being desperately lonely is a turn off.

> I think that a true robot would be clueless enough that you don't have to worry about other women

I'd rather not worry about competition because I know what my partner wants out of the relationship and know that I deliver that much better than the average girl. Also being completely clueless can be another turn off.

>I just mention the chemicals and power because I've got really good ones and lots.

Notwithstanding that this is some really cringey bravado, how would I know about your chemicals and power over the internet and how would liking that be different from 'liking you for you'? Is the essential you unrelated to any of your traits?

I live in NYC. Be my gf pls??

>>35054778
How about you tell OP to lose weight instead. This is why we can't have nice things.

>>35057958
You are absolutely right, my friend, and I am proud of you. I mean it.

>>35058957
Where in NYC? OP here

>>35058270
I dunno dude, you're giving yourself advice at this point. Besides, I've been up front from the getgo that I'm in it for the giant nipples. Dunno where you got the idea that I don't care.

>>35059739
>nature documentary time
>"it is here, where the Internet troll lures their prey. This time, the bait is a possible chance at a gf. The beta (poster 35058957) male, falling for the bait, responds to the troll, never realizing that the end game of the troll is not love, bit rather money. Will the beta fall into this trap? Find out next time on nature documentary

>>35059739
queens NY

oregano

>>35059739
>>35059861

im also 23 and i like fat/chubby girls so.

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>I'm a fat woman
>163 replies

>guys its soooooo hard to be an ugly fembot like me!!

>>35059894
most of this thread has nothing to do with OP. She's not going to get anything fulfilling out of this and will post again in a few weeks. It wouldn't matter how many replies she gets because her life is still shit.

>>35059960
Nah, she will probably add 10+ more beta orbiters. It's a numbers game really. Get 1095 beta orbiters (3 per each day of the year), and go out to breakfast, lunch, and dinner with them, and never have to pay for a meal again.

>>35059894
Even with all the replies, here I am single and alone in my apartment. Your point?
>>35059885
Ok but where you at tho
>>35059861
Oh ok I'm a little more north

>>35060157
Kinda sound like a whore, no offense

Probably not original

>>35060157
My sister made a long distance relationship between France and Minnesota work. I believe that the only problems that anyone has in finding a relationship are like sandcastles: impressive looking, but able to be knocked down over time or by kicking it over.
With this many replies, I think that you either are trolling or not trying.

>still no picture
Sad!

>>35055789
i'd fuck this heffer desu she isn't that bad.

>>35060327
Op needs to provide the fap material asap

>>35057454
i'm gonna be a sappy faggot and say cuddling with these is the best. so soft and warm. skinny girls cannot compare, they are uncomfortable and hard

>>35054679
hey op im a tall skinny guy in ny who also loves huge areolas, i wanna be your bf. do u have kik or skype?

>>35060430
roxannesummers123 is my kik

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>>35060557
>people will fall for this bait every time

>>35054679

STOP

originio

>>35060850
If this thread were made by a guy, it would be dead with no replies.
Daily reminder that there are no female robots.

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>>35054868

sex is still a step above being fucking invisible which is what most guys are. you at least have a chance to use sex to rope someone in. men have 8x the sex drive as women and sex is literally a biological need for us. you will never understand that.

i havent spoke to anyone in 2 years and im not meming! i have never had anyone tell me i was good looking or that they desired me or that i was worth anything to anyone. stfu you fat pig STOP FUCKING EATING. no matter what I do tho, i will never have the iota of effection you get because of your gender. fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35057583

You got a temporary bf WOW..... holy shit robots here would love the opportunity to have a gf for just one day even if its all a lie.

Women. Cannot. Be. Robots. STOP WAFTING YOUR FISHCUNT ON OUR BOARD

>>35060850

STUFFING

>>35054679
>tfw no slob gf
>tfw no fat fetish gf
>tfw no gf to have hot fat piggy sex with

it hurts

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>>35061042
i feel ya
>tfw ywn eat da belly

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>>35054679
Don't worry. you're a Girl. You will find someone who bangs you or love you.
I'm a guy with a similar body. 200kg to be exact. No im not sick or anything. Just chronicly depressed and my psycho-therapy guy told me that i didn't manage the death of my mother well when i was a child. Plus that i was bullied my whole life. But hey, beeing fat is my own fault. If i werent such a coward. Anyways, i will never find someone again. I will always be the unfucked cuck.

>>35061086

>there are men into this

do women even have fetishes? all of their literature and memes revolve around chad husband

>>35054679
Would you actually want to get into shape or are you ok with continuing to be fat? I'm kind of a skinny guy but I would motivate you to get into shape just so it gives me a reason to diet and go to the gym too.

>>35061179
I was thinking about getting the bariatric surgery because I lost 80 pounds last year but now I've hit a plateau

>>35061368
You definitely don't wanna do that unless you totally have to, they can have a lot of complications, especially if you can't control your diet.

Just find a guy who can cook and also wants to get in shape.

I'd cook healthy stuff for you if I was your bf

>>35061431
Be my bf then
I don't eat that unhealthy I just have no fucking sense of portion control at all

>>35061611
tell me you live in australia

>>35054796
I'm skinny and am currently in a relationship with a girl who has a similar bodytype to your own. Been with her for 2 years.

Won't lie though I wish she'd lose weight. I don't mind chubby but she's really really fat. I think I wouldn't even mind her being this fat if it was in her ass and thighs. But instead it all goes to her stomach.

>>35061611
>Be my bf then
I didn't think I would get this far, location?

>>35061670
Yeah it's all in my stomach too unfortunately. Tell her to work out and diet with you?
>>35061668
I live in ny :c

>>35061693
Ah, I'm on the other side of the country. Well, was worth a shot I guess.

>>35061679
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>>35061752
>tfw never been out of the country

>>35061086
no. this is the fucking line. you gotta draw it somewhere and this is it.

>>35054679
I don't get people being fat. It's literally the one part of your appearance that you can control that's worth the effort.

>>35062400
>this is the fucking line
my preference m8, i decide where the line is drawn
who the fuck do you think you are

>>35060934
>sex is literally a biological need for us

If this is true why haven't you died yet

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>>35054679
Fembots aren't real normal fag GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEE

iktf. I'm 25 and not even that fat.

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>>35062736
>not even that fat
DROPPED
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I am a normal BMI guy that fell in love with a fembot who is about as fat, or slightly fatter than you. I'm visiting her this spring break. There is hope.

>>35062736
Are you short and cute?

>>35062736
how big are your tits femanon? (yes this is important)

>>35061825
Post contact
we share a state

>>35062736
but do you want a qt robot bf?

I have a slob and chubby fetish so i'll happily date anywhere from 60 to 350 lbs.

>>35062990
what do you like about slobs

>>35056255
I would date you if you had a nice personality hair isn't a big deal

>tfw no fat drunk gf to be fat and drunk with
why even live?

>>35062666
I don't know, Satan. You tell me how you're going to get me.

OP says she's a landwhale and you thirsty betas still blow up the thread. The amount of attention girls get for just being girls is sickening.

>>35063577
I dunno i just have degenerate preferences. It makes them seem more approachable and human i guess.

>>35054679
you're living life on easy mode and still managed to fuck it up.

>kill yourself.

>>35054796
>NY

Skinny 19 year old in MA, attracted to belly girls

Skype? Email?

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>>35054679
All you have to do is lose weight and somebody will give you the pipe

>>35063669
DUDE, TITS LOL

Just fucking jog and do squats every day for a year. Being fit is so easy for women compared to all the exercises and diet planning men have to do to build muscle it's amazing how many fuck it up.

>>35063882
My kik is roxannesummers123
>>35062972
^^^

>>35064677
>tfw I don't have a kik

>tfw no cute older chubby fembot gf
im in philadelphia btw ;)

seriously though I'm really lonely

>I have no bf because I'm fat
>I'll never have a gf because I'm ugly REEEEE
you guys are retarded and some of the most cringey unself aware idiots I have ever met. You make up bullshit entitled and defeatist "woe is me pity me I'm the biggest loser" excuses so you don't harm your ego. The biggest problem with every last cuck of you on this board is your personality. I added some guys here and within 6 messages I can tell instantly why they don't have a gf.

>>35054679
get lost attention whore you're not a robot and never will be

Reminder that OP literally isn't a virgin.

>>35065295
>You make up bullshit entitled and defeatist
>he thinks he's ugly
>HE'S SO ENTITLED
>every last cuck of you
tell me as a shut in who im being cucked by
ill wait
also
>met
>

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>>35064677
>im up for the taking everybody!!! hehehehehe let the games begin!!!
>just try your hardest to impress me and i may consider choosing you!!! tee heee!

>>35054679
>claims to be a fembot
>is currently chatting up and choosing between multiple guys that want to fuck her

>>35065649
Literally just reading these responses and also on /my/ finding the saddest music I can possibly listen to.

Nice try tho.

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>>35065698
>instead of actually going to choose somebody im just reading the responses from all these men that want me!!
>tee hee!!
>this is simply an exercise in futility! keep em coming, bois!!

>>35065738
I'm also talking to the people messaging me on kik, but more than half of them have gotten bored of me and stopped responding so shrug

>>35064677
Okay will add you qt

>>35065757
>>35065767
Nevermind I've never been one for competition

>>35065767
you stupid fucking monkey. keep giving them attention, maybe one day youll get pity fucked.

youre pathetic.

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I am in Buffalo NY

One free boyfriend card, reproduction encouraged

>>35065825
You're literally 2 hours from me ;_;

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Jesus christ, lose some weight. Yoga isn't going to do shit and never really has.
You lose weight by eating less than you burn (in calories). Start running and stop eating so much, it really isn't that hard.
Also 300lb is fucking fat, I'm the same height as you and 120lb lighter.
Lucky for you being fat can be fixed, but you need willpower for that and given you're on /r9k/ you probably don't (and also most likely explains how you got fat).
I could give more detailed advice as I'm a "certified" expert (I just visit /fit/ and read on fitness a lot).
I'll give you a cute though to compensate for me being a dick.

>>35065963
she doesnt have to. look at all the desperate betas posting in this thread.

she has it done. shes gonna choose whichever she deems to be the best, then on to the next one.

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>>35054868
>>35054919
Woah a whore what a surprise. Fuck off slut you're proof fembots don't exist you dumb cunt. You don't want a BF you want a perfect chad. Kill yourself dumb landwhale slut. You are part of the reason why the world is fucked.

>>35055191
>obese and BPD
Wow, what a fucking failure of a human. You absolutely sicken me.
At least the other BPD girls I've known were hot with their manipulation.
I can't imagine being a repulsive beast that still wants to treat men like disposable trash.

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>>35054679
post a pic of your puss

>>35054679
Is 80kg at 170cm too fat for a girl? I have a smaller upper body and it all goes to my ass and thighs but I feel huge. I don't get any attention from guys at all. Although I once lost weight and got to 55kg but still got zero attention. Maybe I should try that again. Any advice? I'm just tried of being seen as sexless by everyone

>>35066396
be my qt thicc european gf

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>>35055789
>ywn feed Azismiss until she can barely move
>ywn explore her tracts of land
Why bother?

>>35066396
Yes, it's really fat.

I never fully understood the hatred that some /r9k/ frequenters could come to have towards all women, but I'm beginning to understand. Women have everything that a man works his ass off in life to earn handed to them, love and companionship being the most important. Women get to sit on their fucking ass and wait for mates to come to them, when we have to fucking endure in agony and embarrassment, more often to no fruition at all.

Fuck women. Seriously. They have it so fucking good, and they couldn't care less.

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tfw girls that are just below or within borderline chubby are the cutest shit ever but everyone posts obese shit

>>35066452
Do you know how someone could learn to control themselves better? I've learned to eat a lot when I'm stressed or bored and emotional as a kid and now I don't have any other way to deal with it

>>35066107
Try being an obese BPD male.

I am an abomination that shouldn't exist.

>>35066488
>>35066434
>sick of zero attention
>no reply
Liar

>>35066510
no shit you absolute moron; youre just another desperate loser to her. stop it.

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>>35061150

Yes, women have "fetishes" like this.

>>35066488
>Do you know how someone could learn to control themselves better?
Focus on the negative feelings you feel about your situation and foster that into motivation to change. When it comes to practical things the most important part is to not BUY any shitty snacks and soda etc. If you have it in the house it becomes really difficult to resist.

>>35066488
Tough it the fuck out.

Here's how I lost weight: accounting for my necessities, I spent as much of my disposable income as fucking possible on games and other bullshit before I could spend it on food. Do that for a month, and it gets easier not eating after a while. Frankly though, you strike me as the kind of person who gives up easily. Eventually the shame you have towards yourself and your image will overwhelm your lethargy and eating habits, if you're anything like I was. Not to say "sit around and wait for it to happen to you", but rather "get the fuck up right now and form good habits, endure and struggle because life is a cunt and wants to see you fail".

>>35066530
Desperate losers are all she can get faggot

>>35066548
and youre a dime a dozen. stop attempting to defend yourself.

>>35066571
And she doesn't have a single dime. Fuck off back to /adv/ normalfag

Is this the GF thread? I could use a quick ego boost.

>>35057369
>tattoo

unacceptable

>>35066654
What do you mean? Are you a girl? Then yeah I'll boost your ego.

>>35066684
I mean I'd like some slut to blow up my ego before I blow her off.

>>35066632
im a normalfag for condemning a stupid guy for trying to get with a girl who, undoubtedly, gets dozens of propositions from "men" like you everytime she mentions she has a vagina?

fuck outta here idiot. if youre going to insult me at least attempt to be coherent. id call you a normalfag, but i know that trying to be with partner is something everybody wants. just stop it.

>>35066716
Uh okay good luck buddy.

>>35066535
Story of my life, I'm on the right btw.

>>35066716
so are you "chad like"? its nice to see the roles being flipped for once. go get them.

>>35066755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

>>35066747
Hey, it's not THAT hard, buddy.
>>35066773
>chad-like
>roles being flipped for once
Hah, you people just need a bit more confidence and a tiny understanding of the female psyche.

>>35066795
>Hah, you people just need a bit more confidence and a tiny understanding of the female psyche.
you dont know what you are talking about.

look at this thread. look at all these desperate losers trying to get with a bottom of the barrel female. this is simply an exagerated version of real life. men all try to impress women, and women are the ones who decide which man to accept.

by flipping the roles, im quite clearly talking about this interaction between men and women that happens on a daily basis. a "chad like" man being sought after by women only for them to be turned down is the perfect example of role reversal.

any counter arguments or are you just going to act cocky?

>>35066791
It's honestly eye opening. I wasn't this way as a teenager, now I can do no wrong.

>>35066949
The counter argument is there are plenty of men who are sought after by women and simply pump and dump.
They simply aren't as easily noticed as the pathetic betas because it doesn't make you feel better to look at a man as successful or more than yourself.

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>>35067010
>plenty of men who are sought after by women and simply pump and dump.
we both know its a low percentage, maybe 20%, a number that i just pulled out of my ass. ouside of that relatively small percentage, interactions between the sexes are as i described, and those are the norm.

maybe role reversal is not the perfect term, but you just reinforced my point. attractive men rejecting girls. we are not in disagreement here, you just want me to be wrong because "lol all the losers in r9k dont know anything about women".

>>35067109
>a number that I just pulled out of my ass
The 80/20 rule is pretty well known. Subconscious bias, not that you're wrong.

Don't stick your finger down your throat or you'll end up like Terry Shivo, braindead from a busted artery.