Help me fellow robots

>>35062054
Why'd you go to the party, anon?

>>35062087
Because I was sick of nothing all the time. Idk it was a big mistake

>>35062108
Oh, sorry to hear that. About how many people are at the party?

>>35062054
Just leave.
Why are you still there?

>>35062054
um
just leave then?
sounds simple enough

>>35062054
Yeah sure, who do you know there?

>>35062138
About 15 it's a small house party with drinking all my good friends are trying to chat up the girls and I'm too ugly. I haven't said anything in 20 minutes

>>35062162
I know most the guys we play video games and chill all the time but they're being super weird

>>35062168
How long have you been there, anon?

>>35062054

i remember the first time I went to a normie party.

made me mighty anxious.

>>35062168
Get your buddies and their roasties and Gather up all the plastic cups and form the pyramid. Get some beer pong going

>>35062168
Never could find anything to talk about in parties.

>>35062158
Can't drive started drinking and don't wanna bother anyone else because they weren't invited and it would be weird

>>35062263

get wasted then, its you're only way out.

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>>35062054
Go grow some balls and talk to a grill faggot or go do shit instead of being an introverted faggot on his phone browsing a shitty website made in 2001, you fucking autistic robot fuck.

>>35062054
I've never even been to a party before and you're squandering this opportunity

Start a game of beer pong, it's really non-social and non-demanding you just throw balls around

I played pong a little bit I think I'm just gonna get wasted good luck anons

>>35062201
How are they being weird?

>>35062531
Like I feel like being purposefully excluding. I hate it they do this every fucking time there's someone more popular than me.

>>35062574
Because you make them look better in front of people.

"Oh wow look at that group. There's the quirky one, the funny one, and loner ugly creep on his phone." They don't want to go through the effort of lifiting you up and teaching you how to talk to girls because they're not really your friends they're using you in this very moment.

>>35062672
You know you might be right one definitely is, but one of this is genuinely my friend and is being including and cool idk I've known this guy forever it's like what the fuck

>>35062860
Is there anyone else alone? Try to strike up a conversation

Update: feel like I'm gonna throw up if I have any more fuck this shit I wish I was home

>>35063893
I was in a similar position on new years. Went to a party cause one of my only friends told me to. Didn't end up talking much at all, vomited around 1:00. Sucks that alcohol doesn't make us sociable, just another normie lie.