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>be me >19 >college freshman >never had a gf >5'4,

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>be me
>19
>college freshman
>never had a gf
>5'4, 115 lbs with baby face
>only good at computers
>don't gain muscle mass
>show almost zero emotion
>no clue how to even talk to grills
>never leave my dorm except for class
>probably gonna fail two courses because of bad exam grades

well shit
>>
You would be me except I'm not as short and I'm not in college.
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Holy shit, 5 foot fucking 4?

I was that tall in year 10, jesus.
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>>35080439
late bloomer
still growing
>>
>be me
>23
>college dropout
>never had a gf
>6'3", 215 lbs with an ugly face
>only good at computers
>/fit/
>show almost zero emotion
>no clue how to even talk to grills
>never leave my house except for food
>probably gonna kill myself

well shit, it doesn't get better with age, height, fitness, or money. once you're down the path of being a robot, you're finished.
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>>35080343
>only good at computers
lol based on what? what your retarded boomer parents told you?
>probably gonna fail two courses because of bad exam grades
same, but i'm only taking two courses.
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>>35080504
>19
>"late bloomer"

I highly doubt you'll grow past 5'6".
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>>35080540
based on me knowing 8 programming languages and building computers m8
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>>35080559
I legit look like I'm about 14

I have zero body hair
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>>35080565
the languages are actually impressive, building computers is easy tho.

either way you're fucked at that height.
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>>35080594
picture?

orig
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>baby face

I dont understand why people complain about this. i mean you will fucking look 10 years younger in your 40s. its a gift
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>>35080635
>he actually believes this

You'll just be uglier and less masculine.
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>>35080595
yeah, I don't get why people claim they could never do it

If you can fit the square in the square hole and the circle in the circle hole, you can build a computer

>>35080623
had to black out the eyes and remove exif data

>>35080635
I'm not really complaining, I mean, I have gotten cheap movie tickets before
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>>35080504
>tfw 5'5 but not still growing
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>>35080595
agreed on all
>thatpictureoftheniggerkidwho"invented"apc.jpg
>mfw
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>>35080343
hey you're like me last year. But I did end up failing out of college and now I sit alone in my room all day.
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>>35080677
sucks to be you

oregano
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>>35080685
repent as soon as you can stand the pain, it will only get harder it easier, or embrace that bohemian life
it will only get worse if you fight it
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>>35080515
>I've been going on here since I was 14

well fuck
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>>35080674
You look better than me.

Then again I need a haircut.
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>>35080674
You might as well become my trap gf, desu senpai
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>>35080888
I've been told that I'm cute before, I just have no clue how to approach grills

and I have -some- standards too (i.e. not landwhale fat (chubby's fine), 6+/10 face)
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>>35080900
B-but I like girls anon

oregano
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>>35080372

come join stem master race desu
>>
OP is just like the most of the r9k community
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