I'm a NEET who just got done sodomising my wife. Pic

>>35079764
the fuck are those red jelly things

>>35079783

Red butthole jellies, obviously.

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>>35079764
SODOMITES BURN IN HELL

>>35079783

Or my finger/thumb.

>>35079764
>Wife has hairy butthole.
Nice.
>Her ass looks like this AFTER sodomy.
Must suck having a needle dick.

>>35079818

Son, I'm a fedora-tipper from wayback. You may as well threaten raping me with your 17 foot Wang.

>>35079830

This was obviously not taken after the sodomy. My penis is adequate.

>>35079818
You know sodomy is defined as any sexual act involving anal or oral, right? Blowjobs are sodomy, too.

>>35079856
Show us more of your wife

>>35079764
>I'm a NEET who just got done sodomising my wife. Pic very much related.
>This was obviously not taken after the sodomy
Then you are a sodomite and a liar, but are you lying about having an adequate dick or this being your wife asshole.

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>>35079930

All the pics I have are similar.

>>35079962
It's still better than only having one picture

>Hair
>Vagina
Fucking disgusting

>>35080033
>You
fucking gay

>>35080033

Don't worry brah, you'll never have to worry about vagina hair. Also, most of her hair is butthole hair. Checkmate.

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>>35080010

Ok, have another.

>>35080123
Nice. Got any tit pics? How long have you been married? Any kids?

>>35080200

No tit pics. Coming up on a year married. Been together for 7. No kids.

>>35080236
What about anal creampie? Planning on having kids?

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You'd be hard pressed to find a difference in these pics.

>>35080322
Does she know you're posting these pictures?

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>>35080282

No pics other than these practically identical ones. Kids will happen at some point.

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>>35080399

Of course not. She doesn't know I took them.