Should I just turn gay if I can't get a girlfriend?

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>>35070232
>Should I just turn gay if I can't get a girlfriend?
yes

>>35070232
What makes you think you'll be any more attractive to men?

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>>35070263
I don't know but I'll never get a gf so why not try dick instead

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>>35070232

>i am dying from dehydration
>i should drink this saltwater

>>35070330
thats what we in the gay community call prison gay anon.

unless you wana be my slut

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>>35070919
> unless you wana be my slut

>>35070232

yep. it's the best solution.

>>35071227
well...
do you? i bet you do.

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>tfw straight
>tfw only people attracted to me are gay men for some reason

I'm tired of you fucking queers trying to coerce me into taking dick, I'm sick of it at this point.

>>35070232
Yeah, "just" change your sexual preferences like that.

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>>35071400
>do you? i bet you do.
m-maybe...

>>35070505
More like
>I'm severely dehydrated
>I should drink my own piss

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I did it and it worked out quite well. Not deliberately, though, it just sort of happened.