How would you react if you were on a date with a qt, and she

>>35108193
As someone who just jerked off to German scat porn,
i will have a massive boner

This scenario is so utterly ridicuIous, do you actually expect this to evoke an emotional response in me? I'm not falling for it you nigger, go away.

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>>35108193
How would I know she shit her pants? By the smell? In that case I'd ask her

>"stacy be honest with me, did you shit your pants?"
>"n-no anon, It wasnt me"
>"stacy please just be honest. I'll let you clean up when we get back to my place"
>"o-ok"
>walk in on her while she's cleaning up
>"let he help you with that"
>wipe some shit off with my finger
>stick said finger into her pussy and finger her
>she cums
>take finger out
>she licks finger
>then sucks my dick
>I blast my seeds down her throat
>we clean up and she stays the night
>couple years past and we get married
>have 3 kids

feels good man

>"God damnit! Now I gotta clean it all up..."

>>35108649
She smiles mischievously, looks you in the eyes and tells you that she just shit her pants.

>>35108193
>shit her pants on purpose

this isn't going to work, bye

>>35108683
>process repeats over again
>sexy infinite inception
feelsgood

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>>35108758
Keked out Ioud

>>35108193
What a spectacular demonstration of free will.
I guess I put a plastic bag on the passenger seat and drive her home.

>>35108193
Meh, I'll take what I can get

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Db1B_pZC8aWU&ved=0ahUKEwiWhs32rarSAhVO5GMKHRTpBV0QyCkIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNHzNuUH-DPbWD94Wn8czb7qE8GNJg&sig2=M2UBzGEsxUXh-nm3KXuMOQ wish he wasn't gay, great singer