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I hope not, that's disgusting.

>>35107803
i sincerely doubt that.

Who would have done such a thing?

T-they have?

Original post of course

>>35107803
I'm doubtful but thanks for the nice words

>>35107823
>that's disgusting

masturbation is natural, not disgusting?????

>>35107803
I already know that for a fact.
They were all male though.

>>35107842
Probably that quiet girl in the classroom who was a decent 5-6/10, never spoke much, and maybe gave you a glance or two on occasion when you looked back at her

>>35107854
Yup

>>35107863
why are you doubtful

>>35107884
how the hell did you find out

I seriously doubt it but if it did I would like to know who.

>>35107803
>someone
Yeah the main focus is on that One.
Shit!

>>35107970
why the hell are you doubtful about that

>>35108011
Because I am not sexually desirable.
Ugly

>>35107803
Actually, you're right. I can think of at least one girl who has probably, and probably still does, masturbate to me. Thanks for that post..

>that twink with frosted tips you said "whats up" to in 11th grade when you were walking out of the bathroom has masturbated to you

>your violin coach who drove a ford econline vox van and wore an all white jump suit with a teal fanny pack and white reeboks has maturbated to you

possiblilities are endless and endlessly disturbing

>>35108132
>all white jump suit

that sounds fly as fuck

Since there are a ton of females here tonight can I get quick advice. There are 2 or 3 shy fembot types that are always tryna catch my eye. You think they are looking for relationship shit? or would they be cool to just fuck? I wanna get this dick wet.

I sincerely doubt that, my dude.

>>35108281
Why

origenaorn

>>35108231
Cool to just fuck probably, most fembot types are actually just massive sluts. If you're /fit/ enough especially, they want to fuck. Try to be smooth about it though

In other words fembots when you see a cute shy boy in class and maybe you glance at him, are you imagining a relationship or sex?

>>35107803
That would be a permanent self esteem boost if a girl told me that.

>>35108448
They probably imagine him naked, but I'm not sure what else they'd think

>>35108537
Same desu

but I doubt any girl would ever admit it to any other guy besides Chad

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>that person was me

>>35107803
Gf does. She often asks me to throat swab her while she masturbates.
I loved it at first, but now I just feel like I'm kinda forced to do it

>>35108537
if a girl told me that id offer her the real thing. I cant imagine they werent aware of that either.

>>35108573
I wish I was attractive enough to masturbate to.

>>35108583
throat swab her? what?

what the fuck does that even mean?

>>35108597
>tfw she has an obscure fetish where she only masturbates to people but isn't willing enough to have sex with you

How do you figure? That's not a guaranteed thing at all.

>>35108392
I'm fat, ugly and not charming in the slightest. No one would want to interact sexually with me, why would they fantasize with me besides a fleeting thought while they scour their mental contact list?

>>35108731
I've masturbated to lots of dudes and chicks I've met, you never know, one of them could've been you

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>it's another "normies can't possibly empathize with socially-retarded ugly people" episode
Gettin pretty tired of this one to be honest

>>35108907
eh? that isnt itt much.

Rather, why would roasties wank over uggos? It doesnt make sense when chad is 6 feet away. Maybe if we were friends but i didnt have friends at school much less roastie friends.

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>>35107803
Yeah...
No, I'm too fat to be fapworthy
Original original boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>35108731
Listen to what >>35108794 is saying. It's always a pretty good possibility.

>>35108583
ya, being used as just a sex object really brings me down too

>>35108957
>implying chad is 6 feet away

Chad is not always an easy man to find.

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>tfw jerked off to at least 5 different sloots in each of my college classes

fyi each class has like 30 people not the big freshmen 300-man classes

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>had like 3 girls like me every grade from 6th-12th grade
>didn't kiss a single one

so I probably had at least 20 girls fap to me considering the ones I never knew if they liked me

hahaha quiet beta cuck gets nothing

>>35109050
at school he is. I cant imagine when else a roastie wanked over me since i dont have a job and i dont meet other people at any other time.

>>35109074
Masturbated to probably 5-6 girls in high school. They were all pretty hot.

>>35109110
You obviously aren't a beta cuck if you know that these girls probably liked you.

Get out, normie.

Yeah I'll keep that in mind that the best thing you have to cheer me up is a totally moot(inb4 'who') point because I'm totally devoid of the ability to form a connection with anyone.

Thanks.

>>35107878

Ya but u gotta be a real fuqin weirdo to be thinking of me

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>>35109172
a whole group would come to me and pick which stacey that I like, I would just autistically say nothing and go home and literally make that face for the rest of my life until senior year literally no one liked me because I never ever said a word

"hahaha why are you always a red apple, say something anonkun"

I'm not a normie, no job, no gf, no friends, dont talk to family, dont buy clothes, dont go shopping, dont cook food, dont do chores

Nobody has ever masturbated to me, I'm not very attractive.

I don't think women even do that and I've had very little contact with gay men in my life

>>35109195
Just take the confidence boost already.

>>35107803
doubt it
origigi

>>35109328
>implying you know which ones are gay just by observation

baka!

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I want to know who fapped to me just imagining them fingering themselves while calling my name

>>35109374
im at the point where my mind rejects the very notion that someone loves me or cares about me.

20 long years without have left me jaded and bitter

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>>35108611
Fucking her throat in a particular pose, with her head tilted backwards.
Pic related.

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think about this...how many people have you fapped too?

I think I've done about 100

>>35107803
Yeah, thousands actually.

>>35109436
Why are you here, Chad.

Fucking leave us alone, or leave us with some bit of advice before you fuck off.

>>35109399
Do gay men just fap to random guys they see on the street?

>>35109481
W-what

greentext

story

explain

elaborate

>>35109422
>20

I'm 18 m8 chin the fuck up. we have like 3/4 of our life left to live maybe

keep trying

>>35109536
I don't know.

I'm not gay.

SURPRISINGLY NOT ORIGINAL

>>35109550
i dont believe that my prospects for my 65th year are as bright as the ones for my 18th.

Im hanging in there though, you keep trying too.

>>35109550
I have a really big dick and have posted it online. The images have more than 50k views on imgur which is a fraction of actual views since they get reposted here a lot as well.

>>35109677
Link?

oregano and parsley

>>35109609
^, once you hit 40 your life is basically over, even 40 y/o chads can't get hot gfs, in reality i only have 20 years left to try and live a good life and the best ones have already been shit (teens)

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thx anon, I hope someone fapped to me this semester

>>35107803
That is not true. I wish it was, but it isn't

>>35109753
Baseless assumption, anon.

>>35109703
They probably have.

>>35109692
don't be gay anon you originalihole

>>35109793
I'm straight as fuck, but it's like going to a monument. I understand it'll probably be a devastating sight and put mine to shame, but I'm still just curious.

At least tell me length x girth

>>35109774
its equally baseless to assume it did happen. Nobody here has any facts supporting their assertions outside of personal anecdote.

>>35109869
alright debby downer

>>35109842
over 8x6

>>35109932
>not giving exact measurements

Bonepressed? By the side or from the base?

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>>35109774
I think at least 3 girls fapped to me hehehehhe, I just want to know who

>>35109774
>baseless
Nah. No women has ever shown interest in me. To assume otherwise would be baseless

>>35109927
I'm a cold miserable bastard. Loneliness will do that to a man. The only thing i can take refuge in is truth and knowledge.

>>35109959
You'll probably never know, unfortunately.

>>35110002
Maybe you were just too autistic to spot the signs.

>>35110022
Ironic. You take sanctuary in one of the only things that hurts you.

>>35110103
Truth and knowledge hurts me? Truth and knowledge has never attacked me or betrayed me, its never mocked me and berated me and its never lied to me.

Perhaps it would be nicer if i could lie to myself and convince myself that there was a woman out there who had fantasized about me but i cannot see any reason to believe this. If i surrender reasoning then ill have nothing left and to permit myself to betray it when it suits me is to surrender it entirely.

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>>35107803
Would be nice if someone think about me when nobody remembers me

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>>35107803
>tfw your ex gf once told you she did this
>"i'm going to go masturbate furiously and think of you"
fuck I miss her

>>35110282
She might have just said that to make you feel better.

Do you know for a fact that she was crazy about your body?

>>35107803
>masturbated while thinking about you!
doubt it - a fattie paid me to fuck her though

>>35110416
>getting paid to have sex

get out normie

I don't even think most girls masturbate

>>35110392
I do know for fact, yes. She thought my dick was really big.
>FEELS
>GOOD
>MANE

>>35107803
I've never even considered that women would do this. I'm awkward but pretty good looking, what are the odds a girl has masterbate thinking of me?

>>35110805
Pretty good, famiIy.

>>35107905
Bullshit. There was no "shy girl" in my class. I only remember one being slightly aspie but still a normie.
>You just don't remember her
Bull - shit. Going through my high school photo bulletin or whatever. Not one. Female loners are a meme.
In fact, I was the only loner at all. Even the "weird guys" played DOTA together or some bullshit. I was literally the only loner. Fuck this.

>>35109677
They're fantasizing about your dick though -- unless -- was the rest of your body and face in the picture?

I've had a girl straight up admit that she has masturbated while imagining me fucking her. I find it kind of amusing and wonder what my imaginary dick was like.