>Hey Uncle anon! It's friday. Why are you home alone?

*unzips vagina*

>>35107967
>implying ill ever be an uncle

My brother has worse looks than me, no career in sight (just like me), and plays video games all the time when not delivering food.

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Uncle anon, we shouldn't do this. I'm your niece, you should fine a gf

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humans are disgusting creatures and if you want to fuck one you are no better than an animal who can't control his primal instincts

No, I said I'm hungover. Just be quiet while I let the aspirin take effect. Also, how the fuck did you get into my house?

I have no siblings you crazy bitch stop following me before I call the cops!

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>>35107967
I tend to hurt those who get too close to me.

>>35108016
>implying she wants to give up fuckies

>>35107967
Why the hell would my adult niece not know her uncle is unmarried

U sure r a tard OP

>>35107967
>>35108016

Just let me shoot one contraction inside.. then i'll pull out for the rest

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>>35107967
I don't have an excuse.
Go be stupid somewhere else. Also if you touch my booze again I'll be under your bed.