If you fall under the line, get out now.

>>35109830
MOUSE AND SLOTH ARE ME FUUUUUUUCKING well at least I can move on up to Cerebrail as I am in a professional flight school

I'm the Mouse in a STEM field where almost everyone is Cerebrotonics. My life is an anxious hell.

>>35109830
Mouse and Super Autist, smoking cigarettes to end my life faster

>>35109830

Mouse describes me a little too closely.

A few things from wageslave (even though I'm unemployed), most stuff in cerebrotronic and mouse, and about half of sloth

I'm not gonna make it guys ;_;

why would a wagie be a robot

what if I'm autistic neet with bf?

>>35109830
According to this image I'm "Le Frog Memes"

>>35109830
>tfw traits of the cerebro, sloth and mouse

>>35109830
How did this board with no set topic become all about not having a gf?

>>35110371
I think a lot of robots have are a combo of those 3.

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>tfw every single line of the "cerebrotonic" profile matches me exactly
what do?

>>35109830
the sloth except ive learned to cook because there really isnt an excuse to not know how

>>35110555
Why do normies act like it's difficult and complicated? There's no depth to it.

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I'm fucking everything. Kill me.

somewhere between a wageslave without such a dire financial situation and cyborg without the sexual contact

>>35109830
So I share traits with the Wageslave, Cerebrotomnic, Mouse, and Sloth...but I have friends...ish. They are a couple of guys that call me up every now and then and talk about themselves, but if they come over (this is only rarely, and only three of them by the way, one is also autistic), I feel great...so does that make me a normie? Wanting/having a friend or so of some sort.

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>>35110549
There's nothing you can do.

m

>>35109830
The Mouse hits way too close to home. Also, how do you piss into a jug ironically?

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>>35109830

cerebrotronic and nothing else

>>35109830
Wageslave describes me perfectly. It's Friday and I'm here posting about robowaifus I'll never be able to afford

>>35109830
What if I'm a combination of "The Cerebrotonic" and "The Cyborg".

>>35109830
>underageb& in normie
>cyborg in normie

you've saved an edit, mate.

>>35109830
Im a handsome sloth.

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>>35110549
I have this same feel. It fits me to a t. Oh well, I don't really care anyway

>>35109830
>mfw Sloth
Just kill me senpai


Orangeno post

Kek.

I'd say I'm above the line.

>tfw wageslave but no job

>>35110791

My older brother is like that

his own negative ambition ruined his chances at life

The wageslave hits a little too close to home. I even have dark circles under my eyes.

>>35109830
Daily reminder if you're the "mouse" you're not a robot, you're just fucking shy. I'm the sloth btw.

>>35110222
Same. It fits me to a T.

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Too afraid to live and too weak to end it all.

>>35110844
>>35110855
>>35110866
77 check orig

>>35109830
I fit the mouse perfectly and partially fit the cerebrotonic
I'm already giving up

>>35110846
that's like saying the sloth is "just fucking lazy"

I'm the cerebrotonic except I'm a wagey and not a uni student
>>35110173
In my country even the fucking STEM nigs are normies

>sees lefrog memes shirt.
Im wearing me gusta shirt I got like 5 years ago because it's comfortable and black.

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>>35109830
>May have developed a great sense of humor to make up for his aesthetic deficiencies, but it doesn't seem to bring people closer. They laugh at him, not with him.
This doesn't happen to me but I feel a mighty feel for any robot who has this happen to them regularly.

>>35109830
the wannabe description has "sensical" in

that isn't a word somebody fucking change it

sloth is me but I'm obsessive about cleanliness because my apartment is my world. I'm also not fat. everything under super autist applies to me too

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Well? What tier of enlightenment are you on, /r9k/?

> tfw cerebrotronic and mouse
Is there anything I can do?

I'm basically a mixture of Elephant Man and Cyborg somehow. I consider myself ugly enough that I find it hard to look in mirrors, but I know how to socialise very well and somehow managed to get into a couple of relationships that I blew because I'm so awful with actually opening up to people and not just relying on the outer layer of easygoing bravado that I manufactured to keep myself safe.

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>mfw future 'the wannabe'

The sloth when i'm not working, The wageslave when I was working a couple years back, more or less a mixture of the two now with no return.

>>35109830

Mouse wageslave

>>35109830
Half of the Mouse characteristics describe anyone with any social anxiety or insecurities whatsoever, or in other words 95% of people including normies. Should be removed or adjusted

Everything else seems accurate though, t. Robot

>>35109830
>tfw Sloth
I'm aiming for "Super Autist" tier, how to I increase my autism levels? I'm only a regular autist.

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>>35109830
>mfw cerebrotonic and sloth
>couldn't care less
Is it even possible for a human bean to achieve a greater level of superiority than this?

Fuck sloth's, literally just

>uhh, I don't feel like iiiittt

>>35112798
>he's able to feel like doing things
Fuck off normalfag

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>>35110592
>he saved, circled and posted the same image as if we care enough to reread

>>35111936
Put Super Autist on top, they are gods among men. Sloth should be ahead of Elephant Man and behind Cerebrotronic. Everything else is good though

>>35109830
>stands funny

wtf does it mean?

>>35109830
Wageslave cerebrotinic reporting in

>>35109830
the sloth have a normie shirt

>tfw Super Autist and possibly Elephant Man too

>>35109830
I'm basically the mouse except I don't have a "frail weak body covered by united clothes" because I'm pretty well built so what am i?

Look, I'm a girl and this whole "gatekeeper" mentality is bullshit. I usually let you robots do your thing and I'll join conversations quietly, but I think you need a remindr that this WASNT created for neets and losers, it's supposed to be a /b/ 2.0

>>35113847
get out of our board bitch

>>35113847
Original /r9k/ was /b/ 2.0, but this is /r9k/2.0 which IS made for betas and losers ONLY
This is NOT the same as old /r9k/. This is NOT a normie board.

>>35113809
>what am i
the wannabe

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>>35113879
The current state of this board would beg to differ.

>>35113963
but literally none of that describes me

>>35110549

same here man, I even walk too fast that my coworkers noticed, i only walk fast because I used to carry all my books and stuff to school and had to walk a couple of miles each way so my legs got built as fuck so it's just my normal walking speed.

>>35109830
cerebrotronic with the anxiety and nervousness of The Mouse

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>>35113977
can't post pic without text also fuck you mcnutty

>>35109830
H-Hi, mouse here...

>>35113414
>he doesn't realize he does the virgin stand

>>35109830
>When you can't relate to any of those
JUST

Who here cyborg plus wannabee?

That face when you don't fall under any category and appear to be an overall oddity, fitting into neither /r9k/ nor real life.

>>35111231
Also a wagey cerebrotonic. I work in a lab and every single fucking person is a normie. I don't even know how to enter their conversations, all they talk about is going out every day to bars and shit.

70% (failed) Cerebtronic, 10% Wageslave, 20% Elephant.

>>35109830
Whelp, im the sloth. What do?

>>35115484

I'm defiantly wannabe/cyborg, I come here when I get depressed

>>35109830
Cerebrotonic/ Sloth/ Super Autist
>feel like Elephant Man most days and on top of that I'm gay too

d...do I win?

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rate

what the fuck am i

Sloth and Elephant Man are LITERALLY me.

>>35109830
The Wageslave is normie scum. Just because he's miserable doesn't mean he's a robot.

>>35115211
>>35113977
the current state of the board makes me think that faggots make up much more than 2% of the population

literally 24/7 trap posting and homosexual fantasies

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>>35109830
The Mouse is eerily accurate fampai. I am a sycophantic beta robot. I am spineless. I have no foundation, I just want to be invisible and not have to interact with the world. My fantasies are so much better.

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>>35109830
>treats /r9k/ as if it was [s4s]

what the heck is that supposed to mean

Used to be a Mouse

Now I'm a mix of all of them but actually stand up for myself these days

>>35110592
>cerebrotonic AND mouse
a-at least im smart

>>35116178
I had the same reaction, just an utter mixture of some of these traits.

>>35109830
I am all of these put together

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>>35109830
What does it mean if I don't fit into any of these categories?

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>mfw I'm a super autist
>no friends
>extremely disconnected from reality
>feel like I'm floating out of my body all the time
>quietly observing everyone I see daily, remember information about them
>very buff because I was a boxing coach before I became like this, and cant get out of my training habits
>incredibly addictive personality, scared to begin new hobbies because of the impact they would have on me

Why am I this way

>>35116704
Normal Normie or Chaddy Normie.

Got all of the sloth points

Wageslave Mouse. Wow.

I already feel bad for myself and its not even 0700am.

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super autist here
feels sublimely awful

>>35109830
>wage slave
>rinse and repeat
>>>>rinse

>>35109830
I'm a combination of sloth and mouse although I'm pretty good at hiding my panic in public.
I leave the house on average like 10 times a year.

>>35109830
definitely mouse, little bit of cerebro and sloth

cyborg too, except no friends and wouldn't go out

i have traits of wageslave, mouse and sloth

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>>35109830
Where are the true robots?

>the proud virgins
>the ones who didn't give in to peer pressure from the likes of normies
>or at the very least test to see their retardation in order to attempt to understand their behavior for research purpose
>those who despise both alphas for defining what's cool and the betas who want to follow the mainstream path
>the people who choose a career or a hobby over relationships of any kind (both platonic and romantic)
>the ones who get accused by betafags and other low ranked humans "you're just projecting shit, you're in denial"

Where do traps fall on that scale?

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>be sorry amalgam of cerebrotonic and mouse

god fucking damnit why did i have to be born so socially withdrawn and anxious

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>>35109830
I'm a hybrid of Wageslave and Sloth.

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>>35117111
That graph is made by normalfags under the delusion that a robot MUST be flawed in one way or another, much like a normalfag.

>>35109830
Cooking is a very cerebral activity. I don't agree that Cerebrotonics should struggle with it.

>>35117111
I mean we're still here anon, it's just that the kind of detritus pushed to the front page by the swarm of soc fags and gayposters means there's very little to reply to if you don't want to contribute to the cancer of the board
These people know how to make a thread look 'replyable' however. Robots even lack the skills to compete socially here

>>35117191
I have a friend that's a spot on cerebrotonic with dyspraxia. Literally can't cook for himself as it goes horribly awry. He just orders takeout once a day and that's all he eats.

>>35117230
You can fit the archetype of a cerebrotonic without being physically retarded though. A simple skill like cooking would be easy for these people to learn.

>>35109830
Altright im scared that i identify as the Sloth too much, what have i done with my life? what can i do? should i go search for therapy?

>tfw super autist
I Am fairly certain that phrase was not original, thus adding this sentence to evade this board's rules.

>>35109830
>It's the rare cerebrotonic/histrionic combo meal

Name a sadder mix

>>35109830
can anyone find that documentary with the super autist? i forgot the name

>>35109830
Is it possible to be a fat mouse?

>>35109830
I identify as a cyborg cerebrotonic, the last statement of The Cyborg is absolutely correct.

Though I don't walk fast (instead, it's apparently crazily slow, I study in the capital with the 3rd lowest pedestrian speed in the world walk past me from behind constantly) and would probably not turn down romantic opportunities.

Cerebrotonic + starting to get Sloth traits.

>>35118740
*3rd lowest pedestrian speed in the world and people walk past me constantly

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>>35109830
am i doing it rite?

I am full sloth beside knowing not knowing how to cook. I'd rather escape my own life by using fiction and games.

>>35109830
Mouse here. Hate it when I can't retreat to my house and am forced to burst into treats.

>>35109830
>cerebrotonic but without the smartness
>mouse
>sloth
>super autist

>>35117191
the cerebrotonic is a massive procrastinator (cause he doesn't fix his massive life problems), meaning he doesn't cook because it seems difficult and challenging, and instead browses 4chan for the evening and then feels shit about it. And hungry, so he eats some chips and chocolate.

I can cook (it's literally following instructions), but thinking about _what_ to cook and plan the meal and buy stuff and how do you even plan this, no no no. Also it's a massive waste of time compared to the benefits. A decent, healthy meal will take 30-60 minutes of cooking alone (not counting the time to get ingredients) and 20 minutes afterwards.

>>35109830
>walks too fast, stands funny
HOW DID YOU KNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35109830
>Walks too fast.
Made me stop breathing of awe. i am exposed. i am predictable. aaaaaaah

I match everything with mouse, every single point.

>>35118904
damint we are diffrent anons, but felt the same.

Cerebrotonic is suffering, should just be called socially anxious sperg

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>>35118841
Yes.

You have been muted for 16,384 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35116178
cyborg normie scum

>>35116230
we're being invaded by /lgbt/, we need to start making homophobic /pol/ tier threads to keep them out

OP forgot the guy who comes to /r9k/ just for the lols and/or to shitpost

>>35109830
i'm mouse and cerebrotonic

>>35119217
eat shit, I post gay shit and I've been here since '08

>just for the lols
yeah you're just here for lols, funny frog memes, and recruiting us as doos vuld suicide bombers

fuck off

>>35109830
I'm a mix of the Mouse and the Cyborg

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>>35119217
>we're being invaded by /lgbt/
>everybody calls each other faggot as an insult on a regular basis
>homophobes start to leave
>true faggots start to join because everybody calls each other faggot so they can relate
>the whole board becomes full of actual faggots making trap threads wherever porn is allowed
It's not an invasion, it's a change started by oldfags.

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I just don't have the conviction or drive to do anything
I want to join the army so that I can have discipline beaten into me, but I can't get fit enough because I don't have the will to get fit
I want to look nice and at least feel comfortable in myself but I can't and the easy ways to fix this are gone because I think about doing them, put my shoes on, and then sit back dwon for the rest of the day
fuck

I'm full normie so I don't fall under any of these.

>>35109830
fuck me, I hate how the mouse describes me perfectly

>>35109830
Change cerebrotonic to cyborg, and cyborg to normie. That will fix the stupid graph.

Mouse checking in.

>>35109830

I'm the elephant man.

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

Cyborg

Make /r9k/ great again.

>>35109830
>tfw mouse trap :^(

>>35109830
This chart needs to have trapposters put on the normal scum list.

>>35109830
I scored cyborg on the test but that cyborg is nothing like me

Also none of these are me

this picture doesn't apply to new r9k
i'm a tourist on my own board

>>35113847
>I'm a girl
>trip

Looks like we got a histrionic!

>>35120978
yeah how about we put your ass there, you low-tier polfag

your ideology contains inherent contradictions, fuck you

>>35113847
i've been here since day 1 and it turned to an incel hang out in less than a week.

>>>/s4s/
this is b 2.0 with your "oc memes" newfag, now fuck off

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I can't find myself on this image.

>>35118646
The name of the documentary is called: Shy Boys IRL

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>>35113847
Please be my gf, you're literally perfection

>tfw the super autist
>tfw look like him

Cerebrotonic hits too close to home, man

>>35121644
cringe

kys asap ya manlet trapfag

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>>35121926
>kys
>kisses you softly
a-anon...

>>35121926
go back to your minecraft server, infant

the one thing I have to show for wasting my life here is being able to pull rank based on seniority, and I'm fucking doing it right now. I was here first. you fucking leave

>>35121820
demo arigato anon sama

>>35121961
mwah to you too sweetie~

>>35121986
quit crying bitchtits

>>35109830
I don't fit into any thing on there.

I get close to the cyborg, but at the same time I have no chance with a girl and regularly visit /pol/, /jp/, and /a/.

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>>35109830
I'd say I'm a sloth with some normie characteristics

>>35122470
>nonvirgin
>has friends
you're not welcome here

>>35109830
I'm the mouse, except for the bursting into treats part

I'm not that mexican

>>35122021
faggot
Protip: I will never, ever fucking do what you say. Not ever. This is not an ultimatum, this is not a threat, this is my fucking five-year plan. I don't give a fuck what you think you can do. You spam threads I'm browsing, I'll post on-topic, AND BUMP, just to spite you. You shitpost and I'll shitpost back with double the length, girth, and fucking intensity. You'll THINK you've killed a thread that's on page 9 and I'll bring it back while you're lying in bed. For every word you post, I will post three, and in the end, it is YOU who will tire.
>H-he'll get tired eventually! I have nothing to worry about!
Ha! Is that what you think? Get this through your thick head: I have read every page of Case Closed. I have filled EVERY codex entry in Warframe. I do meaningless, pointless, autistic shit for tens of hours at a time just to show that I CAN. I've been training at this for my entire life. I will go to any extreme to frustrate you. I will countersage. I will make twenty new threads and post in all of them. I will profile your posting with fucking MATH and hunt you on every board, every website, every state, and every country. Report me? My shell scripts can set up a new VPN in less time than it takes your shitty slavic dial-up to load the button. I don't care who you are. If by some evil fucking anti-miracle you become a mod, I'll spend every dime I have and every waking minute bringing this site down on top of us both. If you become the fucking president, I'll incite a civil war and hang you from a fucking gibbet. I will fight you to the last through any universe.
>"I-it's just copypasta! He can't be serious!"
Do you realize where you are? If not, allow me to lend you a clue: this isn't fucking Reddit, where you can bend the consensus over with a few bots and some upvotes. It's not Twitter, where you can pay some memelord to RT you and buy a few hundred followers. This is 4CHAN, idiot, and you have no domain here.

Wew cerebro matches 100%

>>35109830
halfway between wageslave and cerebrotonic.

>>35109830
>tfw INFP
>tfw The Mouse
>tfw 23 year old KHHV
>tfw Agoraphobia
>tfw not gonna make it

Who combo of Cerebrotonic and mouse here?

>>35109830
I never realize how Sloth am I until I started going to college. I live in a drom alone and I basically just come home, masturbate and lie in the filth until a very late in the night. Too lazy to even make food so I just lay there and sometimes drink. I never clean up anything especially the dishes and only force myself to clean it sometimes when I am leaving for the weekend