>he wears autism glasses No wonder you have no gf.

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STOP REMINDING ME HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE AUTISTIC BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

What glasses aren't autistic?

I dont care. They were $12.

these look exactly like what I'm wearing right now
fuck
I have contacts but never wear them because too lazy

>>35113859

literally my exact glasses.

whats wrong with them?

what kind of glasses aren't autism?

>>35113859
>autism glasses
those aren't transitions lenses though

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>>35113859
>He has shit vision
Pleb

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>>35113859
Glasses I wear, and I'm happily married, and have been for 6 years this June.

>>35114303
The retarded glasses I've seen that look like that are the really small ones which defeat the purpose of being able to see through them.

>>35113859
My glasses don't have borders, they're held together by plastic at the top.
Am I normal yet?

>>35114294
My problem with contacts is mine get cause my eyes to get itchy from even minimum dust

Also holy shit
>glasses get out on within seconds
>but you look autistic
OR
>put some plastic on your eyes very slowly
>sometimes they randomly do something very stupid like folding into your eyelid
>you could randomly go blind

How do you win with either of these?

>>35113859
i think you mean the VIRGIN glasses haha

>>35114533
I wear very similiar glasses, ends of mine are white though. I know how to dresses like a normal and have good hairstyle so usually nobody notices the glasses anyway

Contacts:
+ invisible
- high maintenance
- higher chance of scratching the cornea
- can be painful if molded wrong
- higher chance putting the lens in the wrong eye
- higher chance of serious eye infection
- higher chance of developing cataracts
- drop them once and you're fucked for the day

Surgery:
+ invisible
+ no maintenance
- procedures are usually temporary
- permanent ones are either illegal &or very dangerous
- higher chance of permanent devastating injury

Glasses:
+ can be fashionable if you pick the right frames
+ low maintenance
+ can act as a shield
: can double as sunglasses. this might be ugly and makes it harder to pick frames that can make this look good.
- pain in the ass when laying down

Glasses win evertim. There are no true negatives.

>>35113859

Those are qt af though.

>>35115008

Do you even have myopia?

As far as contacts are concerned the points about molded wrong, putting the lense in the wrong eye and developing cataract are plain wrong.


As far as surgery is concerned, they are not temporary, they are not illegal, they are considered routine procedures nowdays and the chance of injury is practically non-existant.


I wore glasses since I was a child, wore contact lenses throughout highschool and university, and have had surgery 9 months ago.

My eyesight is perfect and stable.

I used to wear those. They really make you autistic.

>>35113859
No I wear the virgin glasses

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They cost me 8 dollars

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Help me out anons. Which of these are the least autistic?

>>35115202
The idea of lasers beamed into my eyes freaks me out. I'll wait another decade for the technology to advance even further. And also to see if any long term effects kick in for people who had the surgery.

>>35113859

But I have autism glasses and a gf.

>>35116040
Top. Thick is best, black is best.

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>wearing glasses
>not having natural 20/20 eyesight
fucking four eyed nerds.

>decide to upgrade my autism glasses
>Get some good looking, "modern" ones
>Get compliments, I look better than ever, girls now pay more attention to me
A pair of good glasses can do wonders for us robots.

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>>35115008
Basically why I wear glasses. Also contacts cost more. I've had the same pair of glasses for over 5 years.

>>35114533
I wear the same and I'm a wizard working in retail.

>>35116040
they're all numale as fuck

>>35116040
Top, Matte. Best one by far.

>>35116936
Them cheekbones tho

>>35116936
chad pls leave

oringsk

>>35116936
Literally Chad
Gtfo my board

>>35114274
Verizon hipster problem glasses with no lenses. It's been nearly 10 years, and people still aren't over them.

>>35116040
buy autism glasses stop trying to look like a nu male

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My glasses are kinda cool

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>>35115820
those are starting to make a comeback

>>35116936
>>35114274
these ones right here. Everyone has these like me too.

Now fuck off Connor Murphy

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>he doesn't know that people wearing glasses like that are statistically more intelligent than you

>>35116936
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD BRAD!!! DONT YOU HAVE TO GO TO TRAIN WITH THE REST OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND FLIRT WITH THE STACIES??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?? RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35114303
Thicker frames generally look way better. These probably look way too small on you.

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>>35113859
I used to wear those kind of glasses in high school and looked like such a dork it's unreal..

I now wear these bad boys and genuinely get compliments on them pretty often.

Steal my style guys.

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>>35113859
Are these autism glasses?

>>35114533
these aren't autism glasses, they are not round enough. booh for now bottom edge tough.

>>35116040
top, but if possible get one where the upper edge is straight. Go to a real glasses-buying-place and let the person who works there talk to you about this. What looks good depends on your face's geometry.

>>35116936
these are basically like mine, except a bit bigger and more matte than mine.

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>>35113859
>he doesnt know about real autism-glasses

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>thick plastic glasses become a thing fifteen years ago
>be a trendsetter
>a week later this motherfucker wins idols and now everyone thinks I want to be Jamai

Fuck you Jamai, I'm glad your career ended in being a judge on idols.

>has that virgin eyesight

>>35115820
>creepy 70s uncle glasses

>>35115820
Now all you need to do is dress like Mac demarco and you'll be a stylish normie

>>35114533
>I've been married for 6 years
>browses /r9k/
HAHAHAHA

>>35113859
I'll buy a round frame (a la steve jobs) in my next iteration.

My hope is that it will change my "looser" appearance to "nostalgic OMG 90kids xDDD". By this process, I intend to obtain social validation from normies that surround my everyday environment,

>>35119512

Is the bridge made of CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC a requirement or is the pedophile effect strong enough on its own?