ITT: That one poster thread In this thread, >greentext about

alot of people do oregano dumbass

>that one poster who always starts "what's your strange fetish" threads and always says his is about hypnotism

literally all three of those are multiple people you autistic faggot

>that one robot that posts pictures of pepe and edited lyrics to a song

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>that one poster who posts about his body modification and parasite fetish in every fetish thread he sees
>that one poster who says that if you like regular women you can't be a robot
Oh wait, that poster is me.

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>some cocksucker on r9k thinks he can find my posts and get to know me that way
>doesn't know that they're fucking bullshit
>deliberately make them absolutely ridiculous so he can get jollies off false news
>laugh as he is probably thinking he has info from false facts lmao
>dump his ass.

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>>35113825
> The tramposter

You guys know who I'm talking about

Pic related

>all those posters who want gf but claim to not be normies

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>>35113885
>literally all three of those are multiple people you autistic faggot

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Can we talk about specific posters on other boards?
/m/ has a thriving community of namefags who actively contribute and aren't cancer. They usually only post once or twice in a thread, and if they post more than once it's probably because they made the thread. There's one in particular who's pretty active and helpful, and he occasionally makes this one thread where he dumps (mostly) obscure gundam pics from magazines while spouting North Korean propaganda, much to the confusion of newfags. These threads are really odd when you first see them, to say the least. Hell, I've been going to /m/ for about a year now and those threads still confuse the hell out of me.

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>that 1 poster who makes all the rare pepes and wojaks

thanks guy

>the People are nothing more than a game to me. roaches. pawns. INTJ btw
guy.

that's like 20% of the board though

>that poster who believes normies exist

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>>35113825
I recognize one person from here but he generally recognizes me first.

>that guy who posts the picture of spongebob with a coffee cup and complains about living in arizona

stop making that thread

>That poster that posts cropped porn anime faces and talks about fantasy gay shit
Literally a walking trope. Feels like a robot coded to spam.

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>>35114080
I haven't seen his shit post in a while.

anyway

>the cunt who always posts "sperg from steam" threads

That one fucking anon who keeps posting his picture on here. Fuck ive seen him here for 2 years at least. He has a big dumbass ring. Im sure ive saved one of his pictures just for one of these threads

>>35113825
>that one poster who complains about the userbase insread of just fucking off
oregano

>that one poster that always has an appropriate dog face reaction

>>35114746
samson? the tripfag?

>>35113885
>that one robot that posts pictures of pepe and edited lyrics to a song
I started that meme and have maybe posted five times or so.

some other sperg does it multiple times a day

>the white pornstars doing scenes with Asian guys dude, that appears in every porn thread as if he's been summoned and nobody else ever seems to notice
On every fucking board for years

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>that one poster who wants a new mommy

>>35114802
That's not what a meme is

>>35114802
prove you started it, post a picture from one of the threads

>the ugly failed trap who keeps posting the "I love being a woman" thread
>the fatty who keeps saying how he banned some new guy from his shitty discord
>the pathetic loser who's trying to take the word "fag" off us to describe people who don't like traps
>that fucking edgy 100% mentally stable attention seeker pretending to have schizophrenia in the letter thread

>That one poster that keeps posting about banning a sperg from his Discord server

Not sure if that's a copypasta at this point or what

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>>35114800
Nah this fucker. I saw him put this up last week. Some fembot asked for timestamp and contact info.

>>35114349
>that poster who believes normies don't exist

>>35114795
pretty sure thats unknown because i checked the filenames in moe archive a while back

>>35113825
Stfu i banged my gf in the ear and ass a few hours ago while i read this post and i laughed at you a lot.

Oregano

Whenever I attention whore my fat fucking face on here bitching about my weight someone always comments "Try getting meme'd m8, worked for me".

So I guess that's both of us there

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That one poster who always writes letters to V begging him to take her back and wondering why she's not good enough for him
you are beautiful and worthy of love and your letters make me feel like a middle-aged housewife watching her soap operas. you're too good for him!!!

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>>35114795
Cheese it

>>35113825
>that anon who's obsessed with arguments, fallavies, etc.
>the anti-Buddha
>the wan-wan poster (not sure if avatarfag because seems to always post the same anime pic)
>the anon who thinks Helper is a great meme
>those two anons who believe eggman is a robot
>this anon who believes all Smug Wojak NEET posts are made by one person
>that anon who believes they aren't

>>35114285
Way to break every single rule established in the OP all in one go.

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>>35114023
I don't get it, /r9k/ is an anonymous image board

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>>35114860
check these dubs fag

>>35114936
Nah they've complained about >tfwnowanwans in unrelated threads using different pics.

>>35114817
true
>>35114831
I first posted it with the "lyrics" to window licker by aphex twin, I don't think anybody picked up on that.

>>35114936
>>the wan-wan poster (not sure if avatarfag because seems to always post the same anime pic)
He also makes the "I'st me daughter Ebritas cute?" threads

>>35113825
>that one poster who yells "NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEE" whenever they read about someone being more successful than them

>>35114936
ALSO HELPER IS A GREAT MEME YOU BAKA

>>35115047
>that one poster who feels the need to come to /r9k/ to brag about success

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>that one poster who exclusively reacts with kyouko in tomatomode

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>>35114936
Eggman is clearly a robot though. You can tell that he wants attention and to have more power. He even built an entire robot army so he wouldn't be lonely.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qMFFfsXLlbA
That sounds like a lonely man to me.

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>>35115056
Fank yuo my fwend

>>35115166
>has/had a gf
>has several jobs (I can't even get one)
>has a car
>is starting to become somewhat famous
>people give him money already

Ok.

>>35115216
No one gives Dr.Eggman money
He hasn't had a gf or bf
He is only famous because he wants to take over the world

>that one poster who's been writing 5+ characters in the imouto threads

I noticed your tell, I can't decide if it was on purpose or not though.

I'm really glad that I'm only recognized on parts of /a/ and have yet to be recognized here. Wew.

>that one poster who's a twink with a siscon (even though he denies it) and does ballet
Hi Auda.

>That fucking poster who always tries to be a smartass by autistically answering satire threads about imaginary situations with women
>That fucking chad poster with the sushi line
>that fucking poster who always posts Britfeel threads
>That fucking poster who always starts with /WhoXHere/ with a smug Pepe thread
>That fucking poster who always has to complain about how "abusive" his parents were
>That fucking poster who is a complete roastie and always uses shaming tactics
>That fucking poster who always makes threads about imaginary situations with a woman
>That fucking poster who posts about alcohol
>That fucking poster that always promotes DXM use
>That fucking poster who always posts "UniFeels" threads or complains about his shit life in university
>That fucking poster who always posts trap threads
>That fucking poster who always posts threads about the desire to be a woman
>That fucking poster who posts fembot threads
>That fucking poster who posts those "Why do you think you deserve a gf" with a smug anime girl
>That fucking poster who's fucking fat and brags about eating 1100 calories or feels like shit for eating apple pie
>That fucking poster who complains about being INTJ/INTP
>That fucking poster who says nigga or unironically uses nigger talk
>That fucking poster who posts tick tock wagecuck threads
>That fucking poster who always posts shitty omegle threads

>>35115363
>That fucking poster who always starts with /WhoXHere/ with a smug Pepe thread


me

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>that poster who replies to any post that even remotely implies the poster is female with a "nice guy" tier cringe post that has no self-awareness

>>35115601
W-Will you be my g-gf anon? I'm a really nice guy i swear! I-I have a great job and I'll pay for everything and listen to all your feelings! I'm not like that mean Chad!

filipino gay boy who occasionally posts to get people's contact info aka cock pics

>that one poster that makes the 'sperg added me on discord/steam' threads
>that one tram poster
>that one Brisbane poster
>that one poster who makes the imouto threads
>that one poster that starts the femanon threads with a question

>>35113854
That's the joke
oh wait, that's the joke

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>that poster that autistically checks every post in these kinds of threads to see if he's mentioned.

>>35115849
>that poster who autisticly posts about others check to see if they were posted about, after checking to see if they were posted about.

>That guy that has some helpers i made. I hope its not just one though.

That guy who thinks he is better than me because he is tall

>>35115216
>has a car
You don't have to be a normie to have a car.

>>35113825

>The one guy who constantly says "Elliot got BTFO by a door" in every Elliot thread, sometimes posting this image of Elliot, then a door, then Elliot again

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That one guy who made that post every day about that Filipina gf, until one day he stopped posting

>>35113825
>>35114766
This is me
Oregano x2

>>35115998
Oh what ever happened to that guy?
I hope hes alright.

>>35116045
I heard that the girl in the pic actually found out she had a secret admirer and they got in touch.

Somebody could've just made it up to make us feel better though. He could've killed himself

>that poster who wants a husky

>>35116128
He hasn't even been gone that long

>>35115029
I've only seen one about an orange-haired anime girl with her mouth open. The filename is triggered.png or something.

>>35115113
>that possibly same poster who only comes here to laugh at those who are less successful than him

Danny.
Danny

>That person who posts about Huskies.
>That one poster who makes those choker threads and asks what they mean by this

>that one r9k poster who doesn't seem to like women very much at all

>>35116411
That's pretty much most male anons, and all of the ugly roasties.

>>35113860
and it's always just some dumb picture of a roastie pretending to be hypnotized.
>>35113912
>that guy who wants to be infested with parasites and turned into a futa parasite broodmother

>>35116461
>that one r9k poster who is NEET

>>35116598
>that one wagecuck living with mum
Jelly my neetbux?

>The pretend schizo anon who makes letter threads here because he got them banned on /adv/

>>35114427
That's like 30% of r9k

"Methbro"
He always brings up ways to talk about his meth habit. He eventually stopped posting because this place is way too negative. I enraged him numerous times over numerous threads.

I sure hope he's dead.

>>35116765
>that one anon from Hawaii who would post about heroin incessantly.

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>>35116594
>>that guy who wants to be infested with parasites and turned into a futa parasite broodmother
That applies to two posters though, both me AND
>that one robot who always posts a screencap of all the tags he uses to sort his porn like it's his life's work in every fetish thread

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>that one guy roleplaying as Stanley roleplaying as a delusional alpha

>>35113825
>That one guy that keeps making 'that feel when no gf' threads with a sad pepe display picture

>>35113825
i just had sex with my gf a few hours ago

oregano

>the guy on /v/ who posts numbered pictures of Gabu and makes threads with his picture and a tangental question to attract furries

>>35113825
>that one poster that tried to bring back huskyposting
>that one poster who makes an incest thread disguised as a sister love thread

Y tho

>>35116999
I appreciate this guy.

>the posters who think their (country)feel thread can ever catch on and surpass britfeel threads
Guys, just stop

>>35113825
>that one trap poster who you don't need to bother telling to kill themselves because you know they'll do it anyway

>that one lurker lurking now

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>the anon who posts this apu and tries to make the shortest possible thread

>the anon making all the wagecuck threads who falseflags in the first post of his own thread

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>>35116870
I am that robot.

It's not my life's work but it's pretty important if I want to find certain porn quickly, pic related.

I should probably replace spaces with underscores.

>>35114803
He's who moot should've given the site to

>>35117620
>hyper
Is only that one part of them huuuge? Like some elephantman shit?

>>35117666
Perhaps it is who moot sold the site to.

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>>35117620
>Hyper cock
>Cock vore
Soli-
>Furry, scat
Art ruining trash fetishes, REEEE
Thanks for the few reccomendations you gave me last time I saw you posting though.

>tfw you will never have a gimmick
>tfw your posts are never recognizable

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>>35117808
Honestly I can't agree more.

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>that poster that puts a letter in uppercase at the start of a greentext

>>35116255
how long does it take to kys?

>>35115849
t. me
im never mentioned

>that poster who cries about their life on r9k about how they have no friends, confidence, or self esteem and get mad when people try to give them thoughtful advice.

>>35119923
i think i might know who you mean

>that poster that thinks that we can't see the difference between I and l

>>35120275

>The anon who can't see the difference between l and l and thinks we're gaming the system

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I have a couple
>that fucking robot who posts a thread about not having a husky
>that crazy BPD girl who always starts attentionwhoring

>that poster who posts a picture of a country or region and asks "what even happens here?

on /pol/ and /int/ mostly

>>35114366
No. And i live in socal faggot

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>that schizophrenic anon with delusions of grandeur who has been having a mental breakdown in the past 10 "write a letter" threads

>that fat guy who starts a thread about wanting to lose weight and REEEEs every time somebody suggests a healthy meal
>that Colombian guy who refers to his country as a third world shit hole
>Bune poster
>Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
>that guy who starts Eliza threads hoping she'll show up
>that guy who starts Erica threads hoping she'll show up

>not having multiple personalities for every board
>not switching personalities as you switch threads
>not having an entire backstory for eac of your "characters" as you immerse yourself into writing lengthy paragraphs about what your thoughts are on the thread's topic
>not learning multiple languages, or at least certain words from every language to fake being from different countries according to your currently equipped personality


I seriously,SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this. How could a fucking robot let his posting style be known, is beyond me. Plus its so fucking fun to shitpost using different styles, its like learning new scales in music, or a new move in vidya. No one will ever fucking know.
Only newfags and normies post in their same old shitty regular posting style, like good little cucks.

>>35116045
He was killed by duarte for dealing drugs

>>35114817
Normies misuse the word meme all the time.

>>35115363
>no schizoid/APD/BPD mentions
*wipes sweat away*

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>that guy who always posts in the vocaroo/voice threads
>that guy who thinks this is /pol/ and shills stupidly hard (honestly I hate anyone who tries to discuss politics here, regardless of the opinion they push desu)
>that anon who posts the worried looking pepe with the 'family memberr found the piss/cum/shit item'
>that anon who posts those /r9k/ uprisings or renaissance or make r9k great again or whatever once every few months
>those anons who try and post cuck porn/advocate miscegenation

could go on, but I think this is enough