>have absolutely no social skills
>no friends
>no hobbies
>no stories
>all i do is browse 4chan and watch movies in my spare time, when I'm not at work
>haven't had someone i could call a friend in over a decade
>when i have"conversations" with people it is just them talking while i just listen
how do i get friends? how do i have interesting conversations with people?
>overhear coworkers chatting, inviting each other to lunch and coffee
>they laugh all the time at their conversations
>almost all of their conversations involve things that have happened to them or their friends, or things they plan to do with friends (which i have none of)
>sometimes they talk about music, sports or tv, of which i am not that in to
help /r9k/, I'll be a 30 year old khv in a few months, how can i be social and turn my life around
yeah seriously, what do i do when i leave this website?
it has consumed me and i have no social life left to speak of.
>>35136353
Too late, you already missed the boat.
>>35136393
When the fuck did the boat leave?
Work is your best option, especially if you aren't in your twenties anymore. Best thing you can do is find someone who shares an interest with you, then capitalize on it.
As an example, I started working in a hospital recently. Guy I was training with asked me what I did for fun, and eventually we got onto the topic of MLS teams and our overall favorite leagues. When I mentioned I was an Arsenal fan, he told me that Philly had an Arsenal bar and that we can go next time we're both off.
You can do it buddy
>>35136500
When high school or college ended.
Watch and read the news. Hating on Trump seems to bring people together.