Most painless way to kill self? Just give me suggestions, I'll

Ingesting several bottles of aspirin

>>35137001
Lol no.

>>35136967
Overdose probably. Anything to do with passing out. Stuff that stops your heart will do.

My suggestion, if you are true about trying to kill yourself, is to go out with a major bang and try to do something amazing or whatever. Spend your life savings on a machine gun and hunt bad people in foreign countries.

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>>35137001
Sounds weird

>>35137046
Overdosing sucks, only a 50/50 shot of it working then you wake up and are high forever.

It'll be better in the morning op, if you're actually planning to kill yourself that is. Are you just bored and looking for creative ways people can die?

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>>35137126
I don't really want to comment on that.

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>>35136967
Burn carbon in a sealed room. It gives off carbon monoxide which will suffocate you painlessly.

Time of death will depend on exposure so try to make sure you won't be discovered for several hours at least. It can take anywhere from mere minutes to hours depending on how much you're inhaling. This method is allegedly popular among asians, i'll be trying it myself soon.

>>35136967
Look man just get drunk or really high take a shit ton of pills you won't even know you died. It's just horriblypainful if you live.

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>>35137164
I see. Nice.

>>35136967

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03Urd7VXDP2

Live tomorrow u might be like wtf was I thinking?

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Okay, I suppose it was not a very good idea to ask this board.

>>35136967
Learn to meditate.

Focus on gaining control over your entire body; learn to block off pain, hunger, and other distractions.

One day, just sit down, and focus. Never do anything else.

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just shoot yourseIf

Nitrogen gas..... You won't even notice it

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>>35137177
If you go for this method, just make sure you don't fuck it up. You could end up with severe brain damage for the rest of your life if you don't die.

Choose a small space, duct tape up any cracks letting airflow in or out, breathe in the gas like there's no tomorrow and make certain your faggot roommate isn't gonna walk in on you 5 minutes after you pass out.

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>>35137372
Ok, nice. That's actually constructive.

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>>35136967

jump off a high building headfirst
jump in front of a train at full speed
can of sleeping pills with a bottle of hard alcohol

Anon please don't do it. There is always a better way. If you truly don't have a will to live just go somewhere in the world, start anew. You never know what lufe has in store. Please anon.

reposting for a decent way considering availability, expense and pain
for a reliable and relatively painless death use the charcoal grill method with a cheap tent

use CNS depressants, opioids or opioid like dissociatives to further reduce pain and harden your nerves
the easiest of these to get would be alcohol of your choice or DXM containing cough syrups

low end tents range around ~40$
a disposable grill and charcoal+fluid for ~20$

you could also do this indoors in a sealed room but you probably want more grills and should use lots of tinfoil as fireproofing so you don't burn down a property

here if you have questions

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>>35137478
I think I get the gist of it. Is it possible to get one's hands on the drugs you mentioned legally?

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>>35137536
absolutely!

cough syrup containing DXM only is carried by every walgreens/cvs over the counter (no prescription) assuming in the US
most other countries also sell it OTC
depending on state you might need an ID proving your 18. mine does but they only ask like 1 out of 4 times.

you want around 500-1000mgs which you should be able to get in a 8-12 oz bottle

not necessarily needed but a couple benadryl pills will reduce the likelihood of vomiting side effects in general

have a fun trip and see you on the other side!

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>>35137684
Thanks, that's very helpful actually.

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>>35136967
>Find railroad track
>Buy blindfold
>Buy cheap chair
>Listen to music until train comes
>You'll feel vibrations from the tracks when the train is close
>if you chicken out it's simple to step off the tracks
You're here forever

The least painful way would be shooting yourself through the brain with a shotgun. Jumping head first from a significant height would also work as well as jumping head first in front of a train.

>>35136967
Least painful is boring; how about most painful?

I think it would have to involve ants, plus some sort of drugs so you don't go into shock, and can feel them eating you alive.

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>>35137478
Not op but i didn't consider fireproofing the room, thanks anon

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>>35138011
youre welcome, fellow anonymous poster <3

>>35137450
>go somewhere in the world, start anew
Not OP but with what fucking money

>>35136967
chugging 2 bottles of painkillers and jumping off a building. its like your flying then suddenly, you feel nothing but blackness. btw do a back flip on the way down.

>>35136967

CO1 poisoning by leaving your car running in the garage with the door shut.

But seriously, don't fucking kill yourself OP.

>>35136967
get a large bag of chips, open it, put it around your nose, breathe into the bag. it contains nitrogen, it'll feel like air, but you'll suffocate and die. gl.

>>35136967
convert to islam anon.

whatever problem you're having, i'll fix it. but dont kill yourself.

is it money? im rich, ill pay it off.
is it wanting a partner? i can get you married
is it job? i can give you a job

is it brotherhood? i'll be your brother, and give you many more

is it loneliness? if you are with us, you will never be alone again, not in this life nor in the next, muslim bros will always have your back anon.

on second thought, you dont even have to convert, just dont kill yourself. Contact me anon, give me your discord or kik or email.

>>35138798
anyone who is giving this man methods to kill himself needs to look in the mirror, you are all murdering him, you are not helping him, what kind of a human being does that?

AND YOU PEOPLE, call muslims the monsters? Fuck off seriously YOU WERE WILLING TO KILL THIS MAN.

Horrible bastards.

>>35136967
as i mentioned anon, Please, Don't do it. I can give you LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT.

ANYTHING, Just name it.

>>35138798
>>35138860
>>35136967

Atleast give me 1 chance to save you from this fate.

>>35136967
not sure if its totally painless but pure nicotine is very fast I am told, in even small dosages like a couple drops, and is easy to make, google that sumbich if you wanna

you don't even need to eat it or inject it, just rub it on your skin and wait for your body to soak it up and die of a heart attack

seriously though op, I don't recommend, this is my 13th time back to life, your just gonna wake up again in a new age and look around, say to yourself "this sucks" and want to die all over again.

also as the snackbar above me said, try religion, I don't really give a fuck if you become Muslim, Cristian, or if you worship the flying spaghetti monster, you very well may find something in there worth living for

lostallhope.com has a variety of in depth information about methods.

>>35136967
Shotgun to the back of the head/throat

>>35136967
Get a hitman to kill you.

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>>35137001
Don't do this, you'll probably survive but with severe tinnitus.

>>35137164
You'll die with a slight headache, though. Is that the last thing you wanna feel? A slight headache?

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>>35136967
If you actually wanted to die, you wouldn't care how painful it is. You'll still end the ongoing emotional suffering if you jump in a shredder or just suffocate from helium.
To sum up my post
>OP is a faggot

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>>35136967

Running up to a train, and laying your neck on the track, with the body outside -> Clean decapitation.

Do NOT kill yourself though.

There are other, better options.
Anon, you are loved.

>>35137450

THIS.

If you actually wanna die, why not make it an experience first: Whore around in Brazil, Join the Kurds in their fight against ISIS, volunteer for a catholic hospital in Ebola Areas in Africa, or fuck up your local drug dealer.

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>>35139807
>also as the snackbar above me said, try religion, I don't really give a fuck if you become Muslim, Cristian, or if you worship the flying spaghetti monster, you very well may find something in there worth living for

That.

Orthodoxy and Jesus Prayer Meditation are a way to internal happiness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHP4Z84a_WY

>>35136967
Hyperventilate then hold your breath underwater until you pass out. Make sure no one is around of course.

>>35141936
that is the goofiest face I have ever seen

and I've been on the internet for a long time

>>35141977
>Anon, you are loved.
Not OP but it doesnt matter if you're loved if you cannot love yourself. The only option is to delete yourself from world.

>>35142499
You can learn.

>>35142530
>You can learn.
I cant. I have no redeeming qualities.

>>35137450
I'd love to start a new life but there's nowhere in this world I want to start a new life in. Death is the most appealing to me because I either get to stop existing, go to another world, or be reincarnated in this world at a different time.
Not op btw.

>>35142436
Some more info on this
http://lifehacker.com/5517952/how-to-hold-your-breath-longer-or-not

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/05/29/410331432/breath-holding-in-the-pool-can-spark-sudden-blackouts-and-death

Hyperventilation reduces your carbon dioxide levels which cause a "burning" sensation if when you hold your breath. What can happen is you will be able to hold your breath longer without it burning to the point where you'd pull out. If you keep doing this, eventually you will pass out before feeling a strong urge to breath.

This type of thing happens to divers and swimmers sometimes. Not hard to find news articles of people dying this way. Good luck!

>>35138068
I've seen you post a lot Mugi poster you seem pretty cute would you be my friend

>>35142545
You have and you can.

>>35142584
You won't hell is all that awaits you.

shite, i thought i had the chart with the rubber tubing, helium, and gas mask. i recommended it to another anon and dint hear from him again. i must of deleted it. oh well.

Sleeping pills don't work. I tried to OD on sleeping pills and woke up just fine.

OP you have to shoot yourself in the head.

>>35141977
Dudes, it's possible for the brain to survive decapitation for a few seconds or 10, or maybe a minute or something.
There've been stories about people being decapitated and their eyes following others around the room afterward. Looking like they wanna scream, but being unable to.
Personally, I can't think of a worse kind of hell.

>>35136967
Blow your brain out with a shotgun. Literally instant and painless. Rig something up so that you can have it pointing to the base of your skull and pull a string to fire, set it up on a nice cliff-side overlooking the sunset.

>>35143067
Watch some ISIS decaps. Your stories are BS.
The people are quickly dead.

As well 10 seconds of seeing your own body still would be better and quicker than most other ways to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUeooyhD5Xk

make like a cup of this blend it into a smoothie and enjoy

take som sleeping pills and lay on some train tracks, maybe listen to some good music before you pass out from the pills

>>35143067
>Dudes, it's possible for the brain to survive decapitation for a few seconds or 10, or maybe a minute or something.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on this site

>>35138686
Car fumes from most modern vehicles aren't toxic enough to reliably kill you, stick with the charcoal grill op.
>>35138860
>ISIS member trying to moralize to us about euthanasia
lmao