How can roasties even compare. >Dolphin s > Human >Dolphin

mare pussy is more pleasing to look at

their anus ain't so shabby either

>>35157068
>>Smarter then women.
>then

smarter than you, too

It seems somehow inevitable that society would reach a state where dolphin vaginas were central sociological lecture topics.

>>35157104
Actually.

If you want to go full grammar Nazi,

>>Smarter then women.
>then
vv CAPITALS AT THE BEGINNING OF A SENTENCE
smarter than you, too << Forgot a period, dumb roastie.

>ywn fuck a dolphin
>ywn fuck a horse
Why even live, famiglios?

>>35157357
>never.
>mfw in 2017 they're considering legalizing pedos.
>mfw zoophilia legal by 2020.

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>>35157068
>Can't get pregnant.
source?

Actually Dolphins generally have alot of STD's.

Also I'm pretty sure there are chad and beta doplhins.

>Tfw you have to cut a fish in half to fap while chad fucks your girl.

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>implying I'm gonna fall for it

>>35157504
>>35157481
Can't get a dolphin pregnant.
>Fucking dolphins shitposting on 4chan.

>>35157504
>Purchase pool.
>Purchase female dolphin.

Problem solved.

It's not going to fucking run away and go back to the sea, now will it?

>>35157539
Fuck, that's terrifying.
>C-Can someone post a dolphin penis? I kinda want to see it, but I definitely don't want to look it up

>>35157237
That's not a complete sentence you fucking retard.

>>35157649
It's not very nice looking if I'm gonna be totally honest

>>35157539
>dolphin rape cave

that's funny as fuck

>>35157860
C-Can you p-post it, anon?

>>35157068
roastie here, we can't compete.

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>>35158096
Here you go

I think it looks pretty tasty desu

>she'd probably look at your little manlet dick OP >then cuck you for a chad dolphin